Bill Esterson, the Labour Shadow Trade Minister deserves a cunting. He was on Radio Five Live today, being interviewed by Emma Barnett, who royally skewered the useless twat over Labour’s position on the Customs Union and the Single Market. Five times she asked the waffling twat if Labour would the keep the UK inside the Single Market and the Customs Union, or whether we would leave. Five times, Esterson’s response was, “we will have the same relationship, blah blah blah”.

To be honest, I was surprised that the BBC would allow one of its beloved Labour front benchers to be roasted in such a way. In fact, I fully expect Emma Barnett to be removed any day now. It was a performance that even Andrew Neil would struggle to match. She made Esterson look a bigger moron than the Abbottapotamus. And that takes some doing.

Apparently, Corbyn is in “General Election” mode. Expect lots of staged meetings with ‘ordinary’ voters, who are in no way connected to the Labour Party. Also expect lots of seditious talk about “bringing down the government”. If this is the calibre of the Labour front bench, then I really hope they’re never voted into government. If they are, this country will be the European version of Venezuela within 12 months. That’s assuming that there isn’t a civil war before then.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.

Nomination: Office Bravado Cunts

Nature of Cuntishness:

How do you look at a person who states that they are “buzzing” because they just got off the phone with a client, without thinking “cunt”?

I just saw an advert where the phrase “smashed out some emails” was used, and it reminded me how much I hate the office cunting twats in some of the jobs I have had.

These poor cunts need pity and condemnation at the same cunting time. Usually “men” (loosely applied), they get their sense of personal progress and power from activities so banal and arbitrary that 99.9% of the population could do it. Yet these activities that mostly  involve lying and emailing somehow imbue them with aggressive confidence.

Clinching a deal
Getting paid a lot for kissing corporate ass
Getting into the office first
Walking outside wearing a suit with other people who wear suits
Answering a complaint
Getting praised by an impotent old man in an expensive chair
Being a fucking cunt

There is nothing to be proud of, I thought that was pretty cunting clear, but no. Castrated of any meaningful existence, the best they can hope for is that they put all of their power into achieving a middle class western lifestyle through the process of manipulating people in buildings with a uniform layout. That’s it, that’s their fucking life. They should be ashamed but they are cunts so they think that they are the best.

Office bravado cunt is a cunt.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags.

Another day, another terrorist attack. 13 dead, 110 injured, in yesterday’s murder spree in Barcelona.

Overnight, there were six or more civilians injured in a resort near Barcelona, five terrorists killed  and  terrorist bomb plots foiled too. This story look set to continue running today.

Meanwhile, the “Religion of Peace” continues it’s world tour of murder, terrorism, persecution, rape and pillage, we can all forward to our leaders bleating like sheep, hashtags galore, platitudes and “not all muslims are to blame”.

How about ………..# Bollocks.   Some of us have had enough.

Thanks to Norman for the picture in the heading.

Shame Chubby ain’t on here to write this nomination for me, he would be more eloquent than I for sure.

Cunters behold Jennifer Lawrence portraying herself as the victim of a sex crime. How so? She uploaded nude shots to the interweb including some of her face covered in Jizz, she then failed to use a strong password to protect her cunt in the cloud and got hacked with said pictures finding there way onto 4Chan and then onto the screens and hard-drives of anyone with a passing interest in celebrity gash.

Not a sex crime at all, negligent stupidity on your part Jenny. Don’t compare yourself with women that have actually been the victim of a real sex crime.

“Jennifer Lawrence has said the leaking of nude photos of her left her feeling “blindsided”.
Intimate images of the Oscar-winning actress were published online in 2014.
She told Vogue: “I think people saw [the hacking] for what it was, which was a sex crime, but that feeling, I haven’t been able to get rid of it.
“Having your privacy violated constantly isn’t a problem if you’re perfect. But if you’re human, it’s terrifying.”

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

An emergency cunting for the MSM who now are so rabid in their hatred of Trump that they are utterly unable to be objective and report the facts before their eyes. Anyone who views the footage of the Charlottesville demo can clearly see that violence was perpetrated by both sides. They can clearly see that both sides had their fair share if fantatical arseholes. It is also clear that many on both sides of the protest did not partake or indulge in violence. This is what Trump has said. This apparently for some unfucking knowable reason is not allowed to be said and the media mongs are going ape shit again.

Is it a cultic form of mind control?

Is it the cocaine ?

They are absolutely delusional and completely out of control. Utter cunts.

Here’s the complete press conference and not the edited version SKY Fucking News and IT fucking N and Channel Cunt News and the Boys Buggery and Cocaine paedophile facilitators are showing .

Now tell me what has Trump said that is wrong?

His point about Washington and Jefferson is spot on btw. That stumped the insane cunts.

Nominated by Vermin Cunt Spotter.