I would like to nominate rule free parenting.
Apparently there was a program about it on cunt4 which was, and I quote “really good”.

Fucking hell! Can you imagine? The entire next generation not doing anything they don’t like at all ON TOP of the lot we already have.

So they say that the kids are really happy being raised with no rules….NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK!

I’m struggling to understand just how left, gay, stoopid and downright fucking selfish you’d have to be to raise your kids in such a way that they are left unable to look after themselves because they “don’t want to” . That get no education at all because they “don’t want to”. That don’t want to repel foreign invasion, beheadings and war because they “don’t want to”.
I think my bladder and heart are about to explode from the pressure.

This lot of tired cunts need flogging in the market square.
CUNTS.

Nominated by Cuntflap

I would like to cunt the “modern stress crutch”

Most of you are pretty much non aware of my back ground, not that it matters because I am not writing mine kampf. cut to the chase a long time ago a lot of diazepam and a military shrink, then a total breakdown in civy street and a 3 month wait to see anyone because I refused medication.

Well fast forward to today (last year, and the year before) as a “stable” tax paying member of society who has dragged themselves up by their boot strings, I find myself running a small part of a retail organisation, I have an assistant (dogs body) young chap mental age of 9 physically 28 years old, he lives with mummy and daddy who supplement his poor wage due to lack of attendance.

Well to cut to the chase, sado was jilted by his girlfriend last year and this had a profound effect on him, making him not turn up for work, come in late ect and just when I was about to fire his little arse, he pulled the “mental health ticket”, he had “stress” no medication required, just a good rest and talking therapy. so I sat and watched his social media profile as he went fishing and went to festivals in holland, but could do nothing as it was “stress relief” and pretty much what the doctor ordered.

I find myself thinking of the time it took me to see a mental health consultant when I was doing my damndest not to kill myself or anyone else going through a system choked with wasters like him.

However the sun shines upon me, because although we must respect other peoples mental health issues, They in turn must respect the terms of their contract, on this occasion shit for brains has left the nest to cavort with a single mother again publicised on their social media, yet has failed to report in sick, a letter is winging its way to his parents house now asking him to attend work, it is so sad that I have to use a contract technicality to fire a piss taking little shit who has been absent from work for almost a quarter of the working year under the guise of stress!

So on that I would like to cunt the fuckers who sign people off from work for stress! and not tell them to grow up.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Perhaps it is an age thing. I find Michael McIntyre deeply unfunny, his humor being banal and childish. Staggering to think he was the highest earning comedian in the world in 2012, his tour grossing £21m!!

He describes himself as being a bit like Marmite. Brown (or more orange really) and a bit like shit? Of the Seasoned campaigners Lee Mack always good for a giggle, as is Sean Lock and Mickey Flanagan (in my humble opinion) however the up and coming comics of today (such as Jack Whithall have nothing new to say, it is too safe, and leaves me completely cold.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Surely political correctness is due another cunting. PC sums up everything that is shit about modern society and is responsible for half the shit that gets cunted on here.

Can’t chat up a girl without being accused of being a sex pest….thank PC.

Can’t wave an English flag without offending Muslims…..PC.

Don’t fancy getting fucked by another man and have the bad taste to mention it? PC.

Overloaded with all the gender bending nutcases swamping the news and social media? PC.

The list goes on and on with no end in sight. Literally one of the worst things to happen to society and if PC could be embodied in person it would match a stadium full of Tony Blairs for sheer volume of cuntitude. Argh!!!!!

Nominated by McBastard

I’d like to cunt jobsworth security guards, now being a lorry driver who has spent the last month working nights, I’ve started coming across these wastes of skin more often recently. Think they can treat you like a cunt because they have the power to open the gate, even though you have to go in because well it’s the job, I can’t deliver if he doesn’t let me in, wanker!

Security guards and traffic wardens have a chip on their shoulder because they were too stupid to join the police

Nominated by Mr Cuntypants