Amanda Holden [7]


That attention seeking unflushable turd that is Amanda fucking Holden is going for the attention seeking world championship I reckon.

The ultimate in trying to immortalise yourself in plastic/wax for people to look at for years to come.

Now I thought her taxidermists had already rebuilt the old whore in plastic and was, but yet she needs more, I support at least the Tussauds one will probably have less plastic than the real thing, be less wooden and have a better personality, maybe in 6 weeks when it’s removed and stuffed into the shredder that will be the most entertaining thing she or her alter ego waxwork will have ever done.

This cunt is suffering from Meghan Markle syndrome…

ITV News.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

John Swinney [3]


Supreme leader John Swinney is a cunt.

While I generally like the guy and believe he will turn out to be a much better supreme leader than Krankie was, his latest mouth opening seems a bit suspect.

BBC News.

To accuse an advert of being racist when it is simply quoting a very different racist and politically corrupt statement seems a very silly thing to do, the point of alienating oneself from the natives.

Mr Swinney said the advert quoting wannabe supreme leader and mosque enthusiast Anal Sarwar saying he would prioritise the Pakistani community (They have community? who knew!) was racist and be should be taken down.

Yes you blind kojak cunt, It is damn racist but you seem to have missed why.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

The Home Office (9)

Is a cunt.

Here we have another sordid tale involving a Nigerian called Shoyombo,a convicted drug dealer and outright fucking nuisance.

It seems this wretched cunt has claimed the “private life exception” as being carted back to Nigeria will present him with “very significant obstacles”..

Now we have the “upper and lower tribunals” tying themselves up in red tape sorting out what to do with the bastařd..

Who invented all this shite?

Rampant Gravy Train Bureaucratic Pen Pushing Quisling Cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Dead Pool [361]

Congratulations to Cuntemall who has won Dead Pool 360 by picking the hugely acclaimed English crime and thriller novelist and journalist Frederick Forsyth who has died today aged 86 followibg a brief illness.He sold over 75 million copies of his 25 books which included classics such as The Day of The Jackal The Odessa File and The Dogs of War.

On to Dead Pool 361

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It muat be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have alreaddy been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on fhe chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronoligy of death.

Robert F Kennedy Jnr



It’s a long time since American politics has had a Kennedy in the firing line. We all remember the swinging shooting sixties when a succession of the Kennedy clan went the way of the bullet. Carry On Camelot.

This old hippie felt all nostalgic when a good ol’ lone nut took a pop at Trump. Even more so at the chaos, conspiracy theories and incompetence that surrounded that event. Interesting that Trump has been promising to release all the suppressed FBI data from the JFK/RK/MLK assassination cycle. Even more interesting that thus far it seems fuck all interesting seems to have come out about it all. Not even a smoking gun.

Daily Fail.

Now RFK Jnr (son of Bobby Kennedy and nephew of JFK boom boom). This croak voiced cunt with the inbred Richard III understudy look is actually Trump’s Health Secretary and an extreme Republican floater. Trump enraged and double footed the Democratic old guard by picking him. Note: Kennedys are traditionally pro IRA Irish Democrats so my compliments to Trump for fucking them up.

The RFK Jnr Modus Operandi is somewhat weird environmentalism, anti-vaxing and conspiracy theories so perhaps it would be a kindness if he did take a bullet. He also claims that his speech problems are caused by a “brain worm”.

Time.

Best of luck RFK Jnr. Boom Boom.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke