Bovine Lynching Legal Chaos


This is an important issue that we might like to keep an eye on given our ever increasing “enrichment”..

BBC News.

Given that this year the govt have issued 166,000 visas to Indian nationals it’s probably worth noting that they don’t take kindly to eating cows…

“Akhlaq had been sleeping with his 22-year-old son Danish on 28 September 2015, when a mob wielding sticks, swords and cheap pistols barged into their home, accusing the family of having slaughtered a cow and eating it.”

Put Them In The Curry indeed.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

The COVID Report


Aint hindsight a wonderful thing. Everyfucker fucked up apparently. Well according to Baroness Hallet. A lawyer.

We know Boris couldnt organise a fuck up in a brothel but then, given the circumstances in 2020 who could?

However, should we get another pandemic then the answer is clear – a task force led by Baroness Hallet with a few hundred lawyers would soon sort the fucker out.

I am waiting for a similar no holds barred result of the Grooming enquiry.

BBC News.

In addition. This has so far cost £200 million. All going to the royal family (parasites) of professions, lawyers. In London.
Boris is blamed for 24 000 deaths for putting lockdown off, yet Sweden didnt lock down and did better than us. How does that work?
Expensive, pointless horseshit. Surely these lawyers would be better employed ensuring the scum of humanity are not deported.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Dead Pool [379]

Congratulationsto Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 378 by picking the renowned Scottish actor and comedian Stanley Baxter who died yesterday in Denville Hall a London care home for entertainers aged 99.Baxter started as a child actor and went on to host some legendary TV Stanley Baxter Show The Stanley Baxter Picture Show The Stanley Baxter Series and starred in Mr Majeika .He was predecesaed by his wife in 1997 and his long term partner in 2016.He published his autobiography in 2020 and moved to Denville Hall in 2023.He was best known for his many Characters in drag most notably Queen Elizabeth II.

On to Dead Pool 379

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or a woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Grief and Grieving


Many years ago in my younger days I met and fell head over heels in love with a beautiful girl.

We spent a decade together and spent most of the early years in particular, living in each others pockets, such was our fondness for each other.

We had a baby daughter together and were happy for a long time but later in the relationship, cracks started to appear and things just gradually deteriorated.

Poor lass had had a particularly troubled upbringing and her behaviour started to become a problem.

She was running up severe debts unbeknown to me and was drinking a bit too much despite it not being good for her.
I was certainly no angel either and probably didn’t help matters at times, being an immature cunt in his 20s.

We eventually parted company and the split was horrific when I look back.
I genuinely tried my best to keep things amicable but she was seemingly just permanently on the warpath.

She eventually moved a few miles away and had apparently moved on with her life, meeting a new fella and having another baby to which I was actually happy for her.

This new relationship unfortunately broke down and she sadly spent the next several years in self destruction mode.

Sadly the poor lass died recently of what I believe to be alcohol related complications and I attended the funeral along with our daughter and I can honestly say it was the saddest occasion of my life. Seeing her Dad looking old and confused, my daughter being devastated and my ex’s other little girl so upset just added to the feeling of utter melancholy.

They put on a slideshow of old photos at the service and some of them featured yours truly, 25 years younger alongside this beautiful girl looking like a happy family.

To say my heart has been broken would be an understatement which brings me on to the purpose of me writing this nom up.

I feel because she was an ex from yesteryear that I have no right to feel such pain, guilt and regret because it’s nearly 2 decades since we separated- but I do.
I also feel uncomfortable crying in front of Mrs Jelmet who has been supportive but at the same time, I don’t want to or feel as though I should.

I’m sure most, if not all of the people reading this have experienced some severe grief at some point or other.

I’ve lost close old friends and more elderly relatives but can say that I have never felt this sad at a bereavement.

There’s no link or anything with this nomination as it’s just me rambling about how heartbroken I’m currently feeling and wondering how long it will take to start feeling better.

Thanks for reading.

Nominated by : Herman Jelmet

Herman – Wishing you peace and acceptance from all of us at Admin Mansions – NA.

Greta Thunberg [23]


Woe is me. Just when you thought it was safe to get into your gondola for a fun trip around the canals of Venice, who pops up but Greta ‘The Doom Goblin’ Thunberg to spoil things.

Fresh from her triumphant tour of the Eastern Mediterranean, the smirking, supercilious little twat has emerged again with her ‘climate catastrophe’ hat back on. She and a horde of Extinction Rebellion nutters turned up in the great Renaissance city to stage a series of stunts which included throwing green dye into the Grand Canal. Grrrrreat!

As a result of this ludicrous posturing, little Greta was made the subject of an exclusion order and fined about £130, as were many of the other red costumed clowns taking part. Talk about being up themselves.

I might just feel a touch of sympathy for little Greta if she had the gumption to turn up in Beijing, capital city of the world’s greatest polluter, and stage a protest there. We all know she won’t of course. Personally I’d have loved it if the Italians had slung her into the slammer for a couple of months. That might have wiped that smug, self-congratulatory expression off her insufferable little face.

Ah, me. Will no one free us from this turbulent little runt?

GB News.

Nominated by : Ron Knee