Well the stupid little girl is at it again, with a new twist, apparently they are now under attack from drones!

The Gruaniad.

These “activists” probably do not realise how effective a drone strike on a piece of glass fibre stuffed with tofu would be,

someone cunt it up please, I have just become rather busy.

(FFS Benny – NA)

In a new attempt to (allegedly) get aid relief to Gaza and absolutely not an attempt to reinvent herself to get back in the news, Greta and her cohorts claim their flotilla came under attack from drones sent by Tunisia. Footage was released to the media of this outrageous attack and crew members were interviewed in which they claim drones swooped in and dropped bombs on the boats. They could have been killed, but no one was nor were there any injuries whatsoever. Odd that.

They were either very, very lucky and/or the Tunisian drone pilots were shockingly bad at their job. Or maybe it was something else.

Yeah, it was something else.

Some dick onboard set off a flare which charred a few items on deck. The horror! Oh the humanity! But quick as a flash (see what I did there?), these virtuous humanitarian do-gooders turned it into a drone attack which the MSM lapped up and widely reported. Oh dear. Now they all look like cunts.

MSN.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Lord benny (sort of)
Written up by : Night Admin

Somewhat related we have this piss take from The Artful Cunter:

Date : February 1939.

News Headlines.

A convoy of humanitarian peace activists have been intercepted and detained by the allied forces whilst on route to Dresden, Germany.

The condemnation of the actions of Winston Churchill are world wide.

A spokesperson for the peace convoy said, “We have all seen the footage on Pathe News. People are wandering around their heavily bombed city. Obviously searching for an open branch of Starbucks, simply wanting to buy their morning coffee and muffin”.

“It’s a tragedy that these peaceful Germans have not been able to buy a mochachino or even a skinny latte for weeks. They have been denied their basic human rights”.

The relief convoy which comprised of several lorry loads of fair trade coffee and gluten free muffins was intercepted as it approached the western front.
Three coaches carrying high profile, multi millionaire peace activists were also stopped.

The protesters and lorry drivers are being detained by British forces and face deportation.

When asked for a statement Winston Churchill said to our female reporter, “Madam, you are ugly but I can stop the war anytime that I want”.
He then lit a large cigar and gestured at our reported with two fingers.

A spokesperson for the War Office said, “Yes, we stopped several dozen vehicles who were on route into a war zone.
What exactly would the alternative be?
Perhaps we should have paused our efforts to defeat Hitler and deployed troops to accompany the convoy and unload the coffee and muffins.

We then could have allowed the peace activists to drive into the city to distribute their aid and take photographs of themselves until they got bored and decided to go home”.

He then added, “Are you fucking stupid, or what?”.

CNN.

Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s girlfriend and confidante, was found guilty in 2021 of child sex trafficking and the enticement of minors. She was sentenced to twenty years and incarcerated in a federal prison in Tallahassee, Florida. In late July 2025, as demands for the release of the Epstein files were rising to a crescendo, she was interviewed for six hours over two days by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who happens to be one of Donald Trump’s former personal lawyers. This also came as calls were growing for Maxwell to testify in front of Congress.

During their talks, she apparently managed to assure Blanche that she knew absolutely nothing about any improprieties concerning Trump. As far as she was concerned he was whiter than white. And who is this Donald Trump guy anyway? Days later on August 1st, the Bureau of Prisons confirmed that Maxwell had been moved to a cushy minimum security facility in Texas. The White House told reporters that she hadn’t received preferential treatment and suggested that her transfer had been routine. So recruiting underaged girls for a pedophile isn’t considered to be that serious after all.

The question now is, how long will she have to wait before she receives a Presidential pardon? She didn’t receive a pardon from the jury at her trial, or from the prosecutors who were originally seeking a sentence of a least thirty years. She definitely wouldn’t receive a pardon from the citizens of the United States who are united in their loathing for anyone connected with the sex trafficking of minors. But if Donald Trump is willing to pardon one and a half thousand rioters who attacked a government building and threatened the life of the Vice President, simply because they were breaking the law on his behalf, then there’s no reason to think he wouldn’t pardon one female sex offender who’s more than willing to do him this big favour.

Is Ghislaine Maxwell a cunt? Most people would say yes. Is she a lucky cunt? I think most people would agree with that too. Is she a lying cunt? I’m sure most of us would be able to find it within ourselves to be economical with the truth if it meant walking away from a twenty year prison sentence, but I’ll leave that one up to you.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Allan

Are deluded cunts, and also probably older, overweight and saggy.

BBC News.

(I’ve been saving this for a rainy day, Admin) (Oooo…goosebumps – NA)

A naked walk through Queens Park, Harborne was called off, due to the amount of on-line abuse the Association received, according to organiser Leah Crowley.

Birmingham City Council was “aware”, but had not approved or endorsed the proposed walk, and the Association later removed the council logo from their material.

Well, if my experience of Naturists is typical, thank Heaven it was cancelled.
Young, attractive females and males they most certainly are not!

They’re like this, dear Admin: Clothes Free Life.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

InterVision otherwise known as CommieVision

Putin has had his Commie arse banned from the international shiteshow known as “EuroVision” over certain difficulties in regard to his invasion of Ukraine and various ongoing attendant unspeakable acts. In retaliation Putin has resurrected and inflicted that old Commie turkey “InterVision” upon an undeserving world. His Commie shiteshow has some previous having appeared at intervals during the ’60s in an attempt to foster fraternal brotherhood between de yootski of various Red dictatorships. Fell flat on its arse on every outing and really only succeeds in driving de yootski Westwards.

Rumours various that Eurovision has been penetrated by the Commies for years and so dedicated to providing scores of Null Points for UK’s valiant efforts but who needs external Commie infiltration when we have fellow travellers behind entries written by eg Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber (It’s My Time …oh no it wasn’t) and crap performed by fat dosser cunt James Newman (Embers)… to do that for us. Now there’s a thought – the turds churned out by Pop UK over the years are not down to the fell hand of the BBC (as the originating member organisation) but are orchestrated by a spot of Commie deep throating. How reassuring. Boom Banga Bang – at least Lulu came joint 1st (with 3 others) with that in ’69.

Reuters.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Distressingly before I’d had my customary weekend full English I came across this tale of woe..

BBC News.

Fat women who took slimming drugs to lose rather considerable amounts of lard are now puzzled and upset by the folds of unwanted baggy skin left behind after their chemically induced famine..

Perhaps if Emily and chums hadn’t eaten quite so many biscuits this whole earth shattering mess could have possibly been avoided?

Having said that,it’s all probably Tommy Robinsons fault anyway.

“Keep young and beautiful if you want to be bummed” I think was the 30s song.

Dear me.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry