In a party chock-full of quares, dykes, liars, hypocrites, Muslims and general half-witted incompetents, the Labour party are certainly not short of cunts, but amongst this heap of shits, one name is on everyone’s lips – it is not a very nice name – Angela Rayner, who must collect this weeks prize as top of the Labour scum pops.

Dirty Angie doesn’t like people to have second homes technically she already had two homes) – she has arranged that councils can apply extra council tax on them to discourage them. She doesn’t like “posh” people (though, with their own business, Steptoe & Son would probably be posh to her). However, it seems that Rayner has decided to join them, as she has bought herself an £800,000 “holiday” home in Hove in Sussex (Queenie Kyle’s constituency – no doubt he will mince round for Earl Gray and fairy cakes). The question remains, how many times did she have to drop her knickers and get on her back to pay for it?. She will be able to go on the beach and catch crabs, I can see Hove Special Clinic receiving many state visits from the old scrubber. It seems that she spends time there with her ex boyfriend Sam Tarry, the MP who got deselected from an East London constituency – perhaps they are planning the glorious revolution on the South coast, or perhaps she just wants a nice quiet place to entertain her clients. Who knows?, but the stink of hypocrisy almost equals the stench of Dame Kweer’s farts:

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N0minated by W C Boggs.

are cunts.

Britain has a new species of butterfly: the southern small white has continued its rapid colonisation of northern Europe allegedly by flying across the North Sea.

(Ringing any bells yet, cunters?)

Assisted by `global heating`, this fluttering insect has made rapid progress across Europe since it was first spotted north of the Alps in France and Germany in 2008. It reached the Netherlands in 2015 and was recorded near Calais four years later.

(That`s in France, cunters.)

“This is really exciting,” said Dr Dan Hoare, the director of nature recovery at Butterfly Conservation. “It’s always interesting when a new species turns up in the UK…”

Is it?

Well, Dr Whore, let me put it to you that it is yet another fucking immigrant – probably hitched a lift over here on the backs of the constant stream of the dinghy hordes.

And, like it`s simian counterparts, it will begin to infest our plantations & hard sweated-over allotments and lay it`s filthy eggs all over our green and pleasant land which in turn will hatch into ravenous juicy hairy caterpillars munching the fuck through our good clean English veg: Thence pupating and crystalizing into millions more of the unwanted fluttery bastards.

Repeat, ad infinitum.

Remember what happened to our oh-so-cute bushy red squirrels when the flea-infested `greys` demolished their way through our lush verdant forests?

And, they have already started to introduce beavers into Scotland – what could possibly go wrong?

Packham! Shield thy scrotum from the attack of the wild unkempt beaver. And I don`t mean that airhead Michaela (South African resident & BBC-funded air miles) Strachan.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

Crick is a picture perfect English country village. It’s home, with it’s village green and thatched houses, to approximately 2000 folks.

Thanks to a 111 room Ibis hotel nearby, it’s also home to several hundred illegal immigrants who have been housed there by Serco.

Apparently, the immigrants have taken to using a children playground area and playing field over, as their recreational facility ( what, no gym or swimming pool at the Ibis, for shame!)

The locals have asked for a curfew to be imposed, as the illegals activities are disturbing peoples peace.

Here’s one response.
“It is worth reiterating that the decision to house immigrants at the Ibis was a central Government decision and was not supported by West Northamptonshire Council or Crick Parish Council, both of whom strongly object.”

Serco says” they’re not prisoners (why not?).

Everyone is passing the buck.
“Not my monkey, not my circus” seems to be the attitude.
Personally, I think we need to create/build, Nightingale style, displaced person camps. Minimum basic requirements met, no freedom to leave, no pocket money, no mobile/Internet access.

I’d go further, but better not.

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Nominated by Jezzum Priest, edited by C.A.

is not a cunt?

It’s been a while, but I am here to inject a dose of positive energy to the IAC fellowship.

So, with the indulgence of the moderators, I would like to nominate someone who I consider to most certainly NOT be a cunt, the main man, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Following a difficult few months I have recently read the autobiography of this faded icon, and I have to admit to having being thoroughly inspired by the story of his life and the lessons it offers in the extraordinary capacity for achievement in our deeply flawed species.

This is a man who was born in to depressed post war Austria in a house with no electricity, no toilet, no running water. He is now worth $1.2 billion and has a legacy of limitless determination and endless achievement behind this.

As a child he looked around him and thought I don’t like this, so how can I change my life. When visiting the large town near where he grew up he would go to the cinema in the 50’s and see images that inspired him to crystallise one goal: America. He proceeded to devote his life to removing himself from the dire misery of post war Germania, his ambition to become a Hollywood movie star. He found the means through bodybuilding, to which he devoted himself day and night, but did the necessary graft along the way – working in factories, on building sites, serving in the army.

When he got to America he slept on couches, worked as a labourer, laid bricks. Whatever he needed to do to survive, whilst at the same time spending every spare moment in the gym, crafting himself to be better than anyone else in the bodybuilding world, and pursuing every avenue to get himself noticed. But all the time he remained cheerful and determined. He worked, worked, worked, and was constantly impelled by the idea that he was always achieving and moving forward. And the rewards came. His single-minded, unfaltering determination, led to him winning the bodybuilding titles, landing the film roles, having the capital to build up a property empire, having the commercial nouse to commercialise concepts borne out of his celebrity status such as Planet Hollywood, as well as giving him the opportunity to experience the reward of giving something back in the form of his pioneering programs to get America fit and encourage deprived kids to take control of their lives through inner-city youth development programs.

The rest as they say is history. Governor of California, ongoing movie career, one of America’s all-time “dream” legends.

I’ve never met the guy, never will. But when you read his life story you can easily conclude two things:
1. He was always aware he had one shot at life.
2. He was buggered if he was going to waste a single second of his time here feeling sorry for himself, blaming other people for shit, doing nothing because life’s unfair; he was just gonna do what was in his power to make it happen.

Take note young and old. This man is a dying breed and should be treasured while he’s still with us.

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

is a cunt, at least in this rather odd case see link.

With a court system buckling under the weight of cases here we have more idiotic debauchery involving a Man in a Dress and a village idiot.

The photo in the link may provoke nightmares but I dare say a blind man recently released from Bedlam would still recognise a Crafty Trannîe..

Anyway the judge needs a report from the Probation Service to sort this modern mess out..

Dear me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.