As this nom is being written, there is a nom in the queue entitled ‘non stories getting coverage’.

It mentions the flipside: Actual newsworthy stuff(being allowed)to slip under the radar, with zero coverage – It HAS to be on purpose/an agenda. Step up this ugly nommed Ethiopian cunt. I caught a whisper of the court case & his conviction (no time to serve though!) for assaulting two policewimminz. The proceedings took place yesterday, April 30th .. but when I typed in the cunts name for a more detailed read?

All bar nothing. The Telegraph, only, and it’s a sign-up read only. No other outlet whatsoever has bothered to cover it.

Here’s the bones of it.

“A small boat migrant who repeatedly punched two female police officers has been spared jail.

Tariku Hadgu, 21, was told by a judge his brain was “not fully formed” and he would be imprisoned if he committed another offence.

The Ethiopian asylum seeker had to be dragged off one of his victims by a member of the public as he punched her outside a bar in Bournemouth, Dorset.

One of them had fallen to the ground after being hit, allowing him to climb on top of her as he continued his assault.

Hadgu, who arrived in the UK three years ago on a small boat, was given a 16-week prison sentence suspended for one year at Poole magistrates’ court.

Addressing him, the district judge Michael Snow said: “This is more serious than your standard assault as it was on two officers.

“You’re a young man of 20 and your brain is not fully formed. If you commit another criminal offence, you will be going to prison for 16 weeks”.

The assault took place on April 18 in central Bournemouth after reports of a man carrying a knife matched descriptions of Hadgu and his friend.

Charles Nightingale, the prosecutor, said: “The two officers who were assaulted by the defendant say they approached the two males to arrest them.

“Both officers describe being punched in the face, and one was punched repeatedly in the abdomen by the defendant who was on top of her.”

The court heard one officer was left with bruises on her face and cheekbones, and feared one of the men could brandish a knife at any moment. However, no knife was found.

Mr Nightingale said Hagdu was “very drunk” and was also found in possession of a small amount of cannabis.

Hadgu – who claims to have no memory of the incident – lives in a shared house in the town with three other asylum seekers and has been learning English at a college.

In mitigation, Niall Theobald said Hagdu was “extremely remorseful for his behaviour”.

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Lots of stupid shit to pick out of that, cunters.

Snookered on a link though but.

Can’t really do a decent one if there’s no fucking coverage. That’s why I copied & pasted from it, for y’all.

Daily Telegraph.

ESN Report. (Try this if the Telegraph link craps out – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntemall

BBC News.

Apparently, the reason why there are so few local elections this year is because boundaries are being redefined.

So there you have it!

Nought at all to do with the fact that Liebore are likely to be voted out, in such a comprehensive way, that they’d have no alternative but to call for a GE?

It’s such a load of bollocks! Sheffields boundaries were redrawn in 2024, but there’s no local elections in our ( largely) Labour city.

If they’re doing so well, what are they afraid of?

Bunch of cunts.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Men in Sheds is a nationwide organisation providing a community space for men to come together and connect, interact with each other and work on projects and share skills over a love of making, repairing and repurposing things. It seems a pretty worthwhile thing with it helping men overcome social isolation and loneliness, maybe they are a widower or just need an afternoon or an evening a week to have their own time for a hobby away from the wife.

But what’s this?

Knock knock.

“Hello?”

“Its Brenda from Loughborough. What are you doing in there? What’s going on? Can I join in?”

“No sorry, this is a men’s community group. The clue is in the name sugartits”.

“Right I’m going to kick up a stink and get the rules changed!”.

What is it with some selfish women that they just can’t leave men alone to do their own thing without nagging and henpecking their way in to everything. Brenda and the rest of the Karens could of easily started a Women in Sheds group if they wished but no, they had to elbow their way in to a male space because they thought they might be missing out.

There are already plenty of women only walking groups or cycling, swimming, book clubs, sewing, whatever but men for the most part just leave them to it unless its those newfangled ones with a penis and stubble. I think what annoyed me the most was the gloating of Bernie Ecclestone lookalike Brenda in the link. “We put the pressure on to join Men in Sheds” yes and I bet there were plenty of social media mongs with their faux outrage ready to jump all over it if they had told you to piss off.

Brenda needs locking up in a fucking shed.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

Here I am, like the most powerful washing powder in the supermarket, flushing out hidden dirt again.

We go all Papal today, as one of the dirty old men who fancied the job was forced to withdraw yesterday – over a minor matter (a criminal conviction).

For an RC he had masses of chutzpah (see what I did there? – masses – cue applause)

It was only because the late Francis (no, missus, don’t laugh), wrote him two letters before his recent death (or the Vatican have a very good forger) that he had the decency to resign from the competition.

By the way the man who should be Pope (Anthony Blair) has finally admitted what we all know already – the Net Zero is a load of bollocks.
Bless you, my sons.

The Independent.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

These two utter cunts are pleading not guilty of felling the Sycamore Gap Tree next to Hadrian’s Wall.

Despite accurate metadata on video found and them sharing bragging rights about it on social media they plead not guilty.

Whoever did this are utter cunts and if jailed should have a similar fate.

Cunts. Ideally Terry’s oven fuelled by the remains of said tree.

The Independent.

Nominated by : MiddleEngland