It made my piss boil when this bunch of cunts decided to erase Kiplings IF from a wall of their shit stained refectory building. Now these cunts have gone one stage further and are just so right on it’s laughable.

Rather than applaud something to show your appreciation or your enjoyment of something or now as (sadly) a mark of respect at a sporting event those right on cunts at Manchester university students union need to ensure that deaf people can also be included in this show of appreciation or mark of respect. Therefore you must now use jazz hands. (To me jazz hands was always the way you used your hands while perusing a ‘jazz mag’). But I was wrong just in case one of the 50000 deaf people out of 63,000,000 (50 thousand – 63 million) are in the arena you must use sign language or jazz hands to show your appreciation.

Fuck me where will this bull shit end.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

What is it about young women and the word ‘like’, like?
Yesterday I went to my favourite coffee shop for a brew of their excellent coffee and a croissant (pretentious, moi?).
Any road, it was pretty busy, and I ended up sitting next to two rather attractive young women. Nothing wrong with that in itself, of course, except that I then became a reluctant earwigger to their conversation, concerning a mutual friend. Apparently said friend had been out a couple of times for a drink with some bloke, so naturally to the female way of thinking, the two were now in what is deemed a ‘relationship’. The conversation went something along these lines, accompanied of course by an assortment of hand gestures and contorted facial gymnastics;
‘so like he said to her like, okay like, I’m like (blah)…’
‘no way! Like he said that, like?. That’s like wow (blab)…’
‘yah, and so now like she’s going to tell him like (burble)…’
Continue in similar vein for about ten minutes until one of them gets a call on her mobile, then it’s;
‘hold on, I’ve like gotta take this… hi! No, I’m like just having a coffee right now…’

At this point I quickly drained my cup and left, as I’d now had about all I could take of this. What on earth has made so many young women latch on to this abominable verbal tic? A cunt is what it is, like.

Nominated by Ron Knee

JK Rowling…who surely merits a place on The Wall.

This utterly odious, talentless harpie is now so desperate for the publicity-O2 that she’s taken a pop at a Melbourne cartoonist, Mark Knight, who did a VERY realistic one of Le Williams (Serena) throwing its hissy fit. Rowling spouts: “…reducing one of the greatest sportswimmin alive to racist and sexist tropes”

The Telegraph clarified “butch and fat-lipped”, a cartoon of Le Williams spitting out a dummy.

Mark Knight responded by saying he’d done an unflattering cartoon of Oz tennis star Nick Kyrgios “behaving badly” “Don’t bring gender into it when it’s all about behaviour,” he added.

JK Rowling is a gobby, pointless O2 thief. And did I say she’s a cuuuuunt ? Has Rowling ever complained about cartoonists’ portrayals of Margaret Thatcher or The Maybot ? I somehow doubt it. Fackin hypocrite, too.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Proof if proof is needed on the absolute state of the retarded fuckwittery that is modern parenting in 21st century Britain, I give you Britain’s first gender-fluid ‘family’ with both cunts set to undergo reassignment surgery.

How they are allowed to breed and raise a young boy into this nightmarish scenario is beyond any reason, their young son (named Star Cloud, I know, I know) is being raised as ‘person’, free to paint his nails, wear make-up and play with dolls. This is a five year old, being indoctrinated into this PC unnatural bollocks with no say and too young to question its morality.

So little Star Clouds biological father Louise will become a woman and birth mother Nikki is to become a man( keep up at the back, no laughing) I will not be surprised if this poor little sod has years of therapy ahead of him in later life.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator