JK Rowling…who surely merits a place on The Wall.
This utterly odious, talentless harpie is now so desperate for the publicity-O2 that she’s taken a pop at a Melbourne cartoonist, Mark Knight, who did a VERY realistic one of Le Williams (Serena) throwing its hissy fit. Rowling spouts: “…reducing one of the greatest sportswimmin alive to racist and sexist tropes”
The Telegraph clarified “butch and fat-lipped”, a cartoon of Le Williams spitting out a dummy.
Mark Knight responded by saying he’d done an unflattering cartoon of Oz tennis star Nick Kyrgios “behaving badly” “Don’t bring gender into it when it’s all about behaviour,” he added.
JK Rowling is a gobby, pointless O2 thief. And did I say she’s a cuuuuunt ? Has Rowling ever complained about cartoonists’ portrayals of Margaret Thatcher or The Maybot ? I somehow doubt it. Fackin hypocrite, too.
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
The old bag has written the same book eight times and become a millionaire for writing crap X 8. She is also a Remainer cunt, and is so far up her own arse she cannot understand that nobody gives a fuck what she thinks about anything. She should stick with being an X list childrens entertainer who got too lucky.
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Let’s not forget the six film prequel Magical Beasts
You can never have too much money.
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Guaranteed moneyshots from Dumbledore, gay-on-gay action is seriously hinted at. Dumbledore is outed…
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I doubt she is outraged when Trump or Farage are satirised, well done to the Herald Sun who printed the original cartoon and not caving into these bedwetting wankers. In fact they then made it their front page with the headline “Welcome to PC world” so cunts like Rowling have made it an even bigger story and showed up their contempt for freedom of expressions and being a humourless prick.
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Mark Knight, what a fucking legend! I’m glad he didn’t back down to these childish, demented cunts. As for Rowling, she can shove her books up her cavernous cunt, the cunt.
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How many rapefugees did she take in? Same number as Lilly the mong: Fuck all. Never read any of her books.
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Unlike far too many adults I know I don’t read chidrens’ books or watch childrens’ films.
I don’t know the names of the cunts who wrote the books and produced the films and tv programmes of my childhood and neither does anybody else.
Unlike JK Remoaning they didn’t feel the need to tell us how to think and how to vote and , if they had, I doubt if they would have had the bare faced cheek to tell us that we were thinking and voting the wrong way.
Just carry on writing kids stuff Remoaning and keep your beak out of grown up business you scrawny old slag. Ok?
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Just another rich cunt joining the ever-growing #metoo bandwagon, spouting shite while counting her billions in the safe and cosy confines of the various mansions she has stacked around England and probably the US
Of course her places of abode are nowhere near where your average punter lives, and has to deal face-on all the shit that she chooses to ignore because it would be so upsetting for her delicate mindset.
Another cunt that has a voice because of who she is, and she exploits that to the hilt. Meanwhile us humble oiks are expected to STFU and toe the line for the “greater good” of the country (ie. cheap foreign labour, maximised profits)
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Excellent cunting HBh
And agree with all posts, my only question is how comes this sack of patronising remain shite has had only 3 nominations??
This fucking idiot is doing my Cuntstipation no good at all …
Op…,
Just watching sky news and ISAC favourites drunker and the goblin ( tusk) are making positive brexit deal news? 💤💤
I wished May would just tell them both to fuck off and only call her when they have finished posturing like a pair of fucking peacocks and want to sign up…
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Easy to love the immo rapugees when your worth £600 million, have a Scottish estate plus a Georgian townhouse in Kensington (Griefell territory) with 24 hour security.
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There was an odd story in the rags last week:
JK Rowling defended the casting of a Korean actress as Voldemort’s snake Nagini in some dreary, special effects sequel…I mean, Hogwarts spin-off.
Some criticised the fact that the only Asian actor in the cast plays a reptile that is a villain’s slave. Zzzz…
The author was accused of racism. Ha ha ha. Oh dear.
Yes, old Rowling, after having been criticised in the past for the lack of diversity in her Harry Potter books (Zzzz…) was accused of casting an Asian woman as Nagini as an afterthought.
How dare anybody criticise J.K. “12 Houses” Rowling of racism after housing all those teenage Syrians. Perhaps her next book will be Harry Potter and the Token Patchwork cast..
The breathtaking irony of it.
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I absolutely love it when libertards get caught up in a shitstorm like that, when a more pathetic more easily offended wanker has a pop at them…..
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Crazy, Q.
Harry Potter and the Offended Muggletwats.
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Exactly captain!!
Those types of stories are my absolute favourites, when you get a virtual signaling cunt full of self righteousness getting called out….
😂
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Or Benedict Cumbercunt, being called a racist for using the term ‘person of colour’, he was then in 12 Years a Slave AND his ancestors profited from slavery. Wanker!
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Next we need some rapeugee to take offence at Linecunt:
“His orange perma-tanned face is an affront to my natural skin and his pirate beard is appropriated from my Somalia roots. Waaaa!”
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If that happened captain I could quite possible prove it’s actually possible to “ die laughing “ 😎
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Hey, where’s my nasty, spiteful comment about Emma Watson gone?
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Hogwarts maybe?
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Erased. OTT. You were inciting rape and being racist. There’s limits. Read “Important stuff”
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Okay, fair enough.
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LOL, LOL…….you’re a disgrace, Cunt-Engine.
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To be fair, Admin had a point…it was even more unpleasant than usual.
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. I’m just glad that it was removed before I sullied my eyes with the latest in a long line of offensive posts from you…..you naughty man.
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Alas! The really fit young bird at work has left, so I’ve hired her replacement. A “woman” who doesn’t just resemble Marc Almond, so much as she’s (at least I think it’s a she, I can see she has tits) the absolute spitting image of him.
She was the best qualified. Damn me and my fairness!
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Perhaps it is Marc Almond?He hasn’t had a hit for a long time Try putting on your black leather pants,jaunty cap and sleeveless t-shirt while in the office with the object of your attentions. Don’t forget to ask if he/she fancies a bit of “Tainted Love”…….or was this the reason for the fit young “bird” suddenly fleeing?
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Sex dwarf
Isn’t it nice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Good morning gentlemen.
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Sex dwarf – isn’t it nice – luring disco dollies to a life of vice…
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Afternoon folks.
Have tried posting a reply here twice – no naughty trigger words as far as I can tell – but no go.
Never mind. I know when I’m licked… all over…
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JK Rowling is a true democrat.
She thinks nothing of inflicting more “peaceful” rapugees on the rest of society, while she and hers are protected from any of the repercussions of HER generosity on OUR behalf, in those gated residents and myriad of other homes around the world to escape to once our country is run by the Ayatollahs.
As a champagne socialist she believes that anyone earning a living should be taxed to fuck in order to pay for Kyle scum – who’ll neither work nor want – to live in luxury with 50″ TVs, latest iPhones, etc. Harking back to her own time as a single parent benefits scrounger whose free ride on the state allowed her to author her rehash of the Star Wars saga. All whilst hiding most of her own estimated £1bn net worth in offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands, etc.
Finally, as was quite clear with all of the uber rich champagne socialist traitors during the Brexit referendum, she believes that because she is now minted, that her vote and voice should carry more water than some poor cunt grafting their bollocks off 12hrs a day on minimum wage, whose fed up of seeing their country turn into a 3rd world shithole, run by cunts in Brussels – none of whom they could pick out of line-ups of one person!
JK you should think yourself lucky that the great unwashed of this green and pleasant land funded your little plagiarism exercise in the first place. You really are so far removed from reality these days that you should take the next train leaving platform 9 & 3/4s and fuck right back off to your fantasy about this country, leaving normal folk to deal with the reality of this country!
Harry = Luke
Hermione = Leia
Ron = Han
How very fucking original!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Cunt!
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” Sex toy firms will have to make products safer and less likely to be stuck in people’s rectums under Swedish proposals
Swedish Standards Industry (SIS) proposed introducing new safety standards
Comes after growing number of Swedes visited A&E with toys stuck in rectums
Most common toys were dildos and butt plugs, which made up 40% of all case”
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Good news for Harry Potter and the grown-ups who read about his adventures…..and certain other types of people.
Fuck Off.
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Well that’s a relief at least they have their priorities in order. Maybe now they have tackled missing butt plugs they can focus on the 60% of rapes in which the perpetrator is foreign born.
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Morning Mr F.
Here’s something in a similar “bent” that you might find er…stimulating…
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/xd4pnk/bollocks-to-the-hippocratic-oath-deaths-back-door
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Morning, Mr.Cunt-Engine.
I honestly think that I’d top myself before I presented with a “foreign object” shoved up my hoop. You’d have to be fucking shameless…although, I suppose any man capable of ramming an empty Tizer bottle up his shite-pipe is way beyond the point of caring about a touch of ridicule.
“They like it up’em, Captain Mainwaring”
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I have it on good authority (the soon to be ex Mrs Cunt Engine (a nurse)) that those who present to A&E with a large foreign object in them and are honest about it, will be treated gently and with discretion and drugs, whereas those who lie…well…
Same as motorcyclists…those who crash wearing wear proper leathers get better treatment than those fuckwits who wear safety t-shirts and trainers.
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I had the misfortune of having the latex gloved, lubed to death, index finger of my quack shoved up a few weeks back.
That was my first and hopefully last experience of a proctology examination.
It was probably the most uncomfortable physiological experience of my life.
My eyes are watering just looking at those pictures! Jesus!
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Live eels….now I know. I shouldn’t have taken a laxative yesterday afternoon…
Do you remember Esther Rantzid with all those funny shaped vegetables (and I’m not referring to her “fellow” presenters) ?
Always knew she was a wrong ‘un.
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That explains the pained expressions on the faces of Mangledbum, Lammy and Chukkaduckie – they obviously use Swedish butt plugs.
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It’s time Celebricunts like Rowling recognised their white self-hatred for the mental illness it is and sought psychiatric help… after all, they can well afford it. Cunts like Rowling do more to inflame race relations and stir up racial hatred in this country than the BNP and National Front combined could dream of.
Btw, my wife, who is of Indian descent, laughed for a week after clocking Knight’s cartoon.
No doubt she now feels suitably guilty about making her crap, unoriginal Potter character white.
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She’s got that uppity middle class terminal resting bitch face look about her. Probably runs in the same social cunt circles as James OBrien.
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As I’ve often said, it’s easy to be a socialist when you’re minted, isn’t it:
JK
Branston-Pickle
Stung
Bog “Your Money NOIIIII!” Gelduff
Linekunt
Lilycunt
Eddie Izz-a-cunt
Sir Unfunny Henry
Richard Cuntiss
And any Liberal/Liebour front bench MP cunt!
An insatiable parade of these “Do as I say, not as I do. We know best.” cunts who would be singing a different tune if their kids went to state school, their health welfare covered by the NHS, they didn’t have multiple homes, and were forced to drive on the car parks formerly known as motorways instead of private planes and helicopters.
They’d be as “right-wing” (i.e. centrist prior to the cuntfest of 2016) as the rest of us, sharing those same legitimate concerns about the state of our country and who the fuck is really running it!
Unfortunately memory is inversely related to how much money these cunts actually have.
A market trader selling bootleg music tapes becomes one of the richest cunts on the planet and now says current day market traders are wrong to want to leave the EU.
A Geordie teacher and resident bass player of a workingmen’s club in the northeast finds fame and whose wealth flourishes during the Thatcher era now says capitalism is wrong/bad (now that he’s got his bit o’course).
Etc.
The list of this “type” of champagne socialist scum is endless!
Cunts!
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Champagne socialists are Cunts but Many like sunbed surfing Uber Cunt Branson operate tax evasion schemes , which elevates them to mega champagne socialist Cunts…….
😡
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What makes a woman who writes fairy stories think she’s qualified to tell other people what’s right or wrong about anything? And being rich doesn’t qualify her either. There are very rich people who are as thick as pig shit. I’m sure you can think of one or two.
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As I’m sure we all like a bit of mind expanding literature I did start reading one of her books once. Lumpen, dreary, quotidian one might say! Boring. She can’t write, Pullman wipes the floor with her.
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In pub one night. Bookshop round corner opening at midnight for new potter book. Kiddies queueing. Woman teacher with them comes in for coke. Mate there, reads a lot. Tells her straight that Rowling is shite, all hype no substance. Woman goes fucking mad, but children are now reading! I had the fucking Beano he said, it’s way better. She left. Typical gormless girlie middle class teacher.
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Some wimmins used to use male pseudonyms for fear of not attracting publishers to their works.
Nowadays any male author better pick a female – and preferably ethnic – sounding pseudonym otherwise they’ll stand no chance at a publishing house.
Cheers,
Rebel without a Cock!
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Rwuba Teeti
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I grew up with and genuinely enjoyed the Harry Potter series but i utterly hate this woman. She has the nerve to lecture us about taking in refugees when she’s taken the sum total of fuck all into her 18 BEDROOM MANSION.
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Authors of shite like “Potter” are certainly suffering from a mental illness and should be treated accordingly with a straight jacket and a butt plug.
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I refer back to a comment about JKR I made months ago: keywords – arse – gross of deep-fried Mars bars – ten gallons of Irn-Bru.
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You’d all fuck her, you filthy cunts !
Good morning.
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I’d have her hog tied over a barrel and do her up the bum with you lot standing in the queue for your turn just to show her what a true fucking cunt she is.
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I’d spank her pert bottom very hard to teach her a lesson, the little minx
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Nah, I really wouldn’t, unless she was ball-gagged so that she wouldn’t protest or spout her usual PC bollocks. And in any case I rather suspect she has gang-bang orgies back at one of her mansions – seedy homeless blokes dragged from the streets and forced into doing unspeakable things in her dungeon (purely for the purposes of ideas for her next Harry Shitter book)
I wouldn’t mind taking Emma Watson up the Gary while she was going down on Natalie Portman!
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Rather more perverse than my weak imagination allowed for Nocunt. The ball gag goes without saying but I would have suggested one of Dick Fiddler’s work socks. “Up the Gary!” How that cuntish old pervert lends himself nicely to rhyming slang. Emma Watson and Natalie Portman it is. We could electrocute JKR whilst forcing her to watch.
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Nah! Twatson and Portman haven’t got a pair of tits between them….
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Don’t care much for tits, big or small, but I have to say both ladies have rather peachy arses that deserve a jolly good pounding.
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I fear that she has “special” glands that could squirt venom at will, and probably vagina dentata, but think of Steptoe’s false teeth…
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Off point…
how funny is it that those Cunts over at sky have been fucked off by their 6.2 million customers?
They have been banging on about demanding that party leaders have head to head debates before elections, after 2 weeks of brainwashing their poor customers the grand total to have signed up 20,000 ( snigger snigger) that’s slightly less than The Harry the tortoise prosthetic leg crowd fund appeal…… FUCKIN CUNTS 😎😎
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Have very recently cunted Rowling (and Steven Moffatt, and that Bodyguard writing cunt) as writers who think they are stars themselves and act like they are…. Instead of letting her work or the people who star in it do the talking, JK Cunting always gives an ‘exclusive’ interview with herself and about herself… The saggy titted slag then proceeds to tell us how great she is, and then lectures us ordinary ‘riff-raff’ on what to do and how to vote… Williams was a cunt who acted like a silverback with tourettes when she abused that umpire… But JK Cunting will do and say anything to appear right-on and keep in with the progressive fuckflake fannies that plague the not at all social media… And that includes defending rapist and murderous peaceful filth… JK is a complete and utter cunt…
And JK Cunting’s epic piece of plagiarism, Harry Cunter, stars ubercunts like Daniel Twatcliffe and Emma Twatson… So maybe the less those privileged ‘Mummy’s an acting agent and very rich’ knobheads talk, the better…
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Saw the first Harry Cunter with my mrs (she wanted to see it) and was put off it for life when the blonde kid (is he called Draco?) wins fair and square at the end, but the prize goes to Harry Cunter (Daniel Twatcliffe) and his band of girly swot bumlicks (Twatson etc)… A bit like The Young Ones on University Challenge: ‘The posh gits win! They always do!’ And I also hated the way Harry Cunter’s relatives were portrayed as fat, nasty, working class oafs who persecute the nice little goody gumdrops areslick posho cunt…. No doubt JK Cunting will milk these characters like she does all the others, and she’ll say ‘Harry’s horrendous family all voted Brexit!’ The cunt…
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Even as someone who enjoyed the books I agree those are very valid criticisms.
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Have never read the books and only zapped through the first HP film, but it seems there’s a distinct lack of cultural diversity here – too white in fact. But I suppose JKCunthole didn’t consider throwing in some diversity when it wasn’t all that fashionable to do so.
Two-faced cunt.
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Aye, she now has no problem with Hermione being black… Well, I suppose even a blambo Hermione is a step up from Emma Twatson…
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Another odd thing. This fucking word takedown. Everyone’s doing it. I saw a breathless leftie article the other day, watch Owen Jones brilliant ‘takedown’ of some right wing guy. You are fucking kidding, but the delusion is strong. Now every time Trump tweets, Rowling will have a ‘brilliant takedown’ of his tweet. Well, no she won’t will she. The fucking execrable state of writing in this country is so bad that her calling him orange is greeted like the first fucking performance of Hamlet. I despair. Where’s that wine.
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Wine? Not nearly strong enough to wash away the mental stains caused by exposure to Rowling’s literary efforts…
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Morrissey once said that Oasis made it cool to be uneducated and stupid, and he was right… But liberalism and especially social media have made it cool for people to be stupid, but also petty minded and childish… When once there were great put downs on the political stage: Winston Chruchill’s ‘If you were my wife, I’d drink it!’ comment to Lady Astor when she said if she were married to Winnie, she would poison him… Another was when Eva Peron said to a tantruming Argentine military official, ‘Please, one actress in the room is more than enough!’ But now they class the most witless and immature insults as ‘genius’ and ‘take downs’… That Doctor Who cunt (not the current one, Sugartits Jodie), that Tennant cunt called Big Don a ‘cockwomble’ online and the social media mongs and fuckflake fannies had multiple orgasms and pissed themselves at the same time… This was massive news to these cunts ‘Scenery chewing ex- Time Lord calls President a cockwomble!’ These spazfucks see this type of infantile shit as genius and genuine wit… And cunts like Tennant and Rowling only encourage it… Cunts!
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Everything thats need to be said about her I have said about her in several other cuntings shabby writer and a copycat of better writers. Also theres been way more then 3 cuntings of j cunt rowling, just under different tags for cuntings like the harry potter bellend
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I’d like to shit in her mouth, the CUNT!
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Dull, derivative characters.
Dull, derivative narratives.
Dull, derivative tropes.
Opinions? See above.
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