British Weather
Those who perceive the British weather in a series of myopic delusions are stoopid cunts aren’t they?
Now that winter is here, every five minutes people are going to be harping on about that imminent snowfall that’ll make the country look like Santa’s north pole.
Three millimetres of icy slush will settle and the whole workshy country will have a day off school and work. Apparently people can’t drive in the snow. Hardly Swiss snowdrifts though are they? It’s just a bit of oily slush.
The reality of course is a never ending misty drizzle that permeates everything. So bad in fact that nobody will even go outside. Every dog in the country is taking a shit on the lawn because their owners can’t face a bit of rain. Fucking pussies, it’s been raining for thousands of years here, you’d think we’d be taking it in our stride by now.
These same people will be the first to start wittering about the mythical Indian summer during the April rains.
Fucking deluded cunts.
The same ones who actually think a bit of wind coming in from the Atlantic constitutes another alphabetically named storm. Or a bit of an icy breeze necessitates an entire sentence.
“Beast from the east” my fucking arse.
Why must we all pretend things are all so much more dramatic than they actually are?

Nominated by Cuntflap

Rail Fare Increases

So along comes the first of January and what’s all over the News channels? There’s going to be an increase in rail fares on 1st January. Shock! Horror!

Since when was this fucking news? I remember back in the late 60’s (yes I really am that old!) when rail fares went up on January 1st. It’s happened every year since. Now I appreciate that we’re in the dead zone for news until after the Christmas / New Year holidays that seem to go on for a fortnight, but this really isn’t news is it?

Al-BBC blames the increases on the rail companies and the fact that the increases are tagged to the Consumer Prices Index or is it the Retail Prices Index? Well, one or the other anyway. And they’re bleating that it’s linked to the wrong one.

What the lefties at the Beeb seem to be conveniently ignoring is that the drivers and staff wages are also linked to the same index. So if you are forced to pay your useless good for nothing staff – like the unnecessary guards – loads of extra dosh, then you have to put your prices up to cover the wage bill. Simples, in’it?

The real cunts here are the unions. They bleat about how the increases are hitting the poor old ordinary working man whilst paying drivers the sort of wages that most of us can only dream about. For example, a tube train driver in London can earn £100,000 a year.

Why the fuck did I bother to work my arse off for professional qualifications? Should have been a train driver. I’d have got free rail travel then too…

Nominated by Dioclese

Moped Thieves need a cunting.

Whilst there is no pity for a snowflake having its iphone snatched uploading a selfie or uploading the last meal from Starbucks on instagram – the hitting up females and elderly handbags and screaming off at a gutless speed elevates them to the High Order of Cunts.

The latest Met decision to ram them is only a good one if they are allowed to hit reverse and roll back over on the cunt.

As the hue of skin colour starts from shit brown and goes to Ebony – I am taking bets to how long a court case will be for a Javed or the next aspiring architect to make a million and a new house for the trauma of being knocked off his Chinese vespa following his last hit at Sainsburys.

These cunts should stick to knifing each other.

Nominated by King Cunt

A cunting for “held under the Mental Health Act….”

Yes my friends 2019 has started as 2018 ended , with more piss boiling cunty actions of the establishment.
Want to suppress the public’s concerns that another “peaceful” has attacked the very country he was born in/immigrated to ? Tell them he was mentally ill.

Shouting “ally snackbar” is irrelevant , it’s not another attack , the poor sod is a basket case, his family has said there were issues years ago blah blah blah.

Same with the Paris one . Supposedly the cunt was telling other Muslim looking ones “don’t worry, you’re ok” as he walked about shooting cunts with a hand gun , but he was mentally ill as well right enough…….

Our betters fucking know the scale of the sickening disdain we are held in by a minority in this country who have a disproportionate effect on the rest , but choose to do fuck all except tie our coppers’ hands when they need them most

I will probably receive a visit and be held under the Mental Health Act for posting this no doubt.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Nomination: Technocrats who aren’t.

I have nothing against the idea that some questions require expert technical knowledge. I wouldn’t tell my doctor how to write a prescription, my lawyer how to draft a will nor would I tell an architect how to design a bridge. People get paid for expertise, it’s a no brainer. I would listen to Richard Dawkins if I wanted to learn about evolution rather than a priest or imam who has read one book.

Unfortunately, the ‘technocrats’ who run most international organisations are anything but. The supporters of the EU (for example) claim that the people who run this organisation are better at solving technical problems than the elected politicians in national parliaments. This doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. Since it came into existence on 1st November 1993, the European Union has faced three major crises – the Yugoslavian war, the 2008 financial crash and the ongoing Syrian refugee crisis. In every one of these situations, the ‘technocrats’ at the EU either abdicated responsibility (Yugoslavia) or made a bad situation worse (Syria).

That Canadian prick who heads the Bank of England whilst drawing the thick end of a million quid in salary draws praise from financial journalists for his doomsday predictions about a no deal Brexit. Not one of these nobheads predicted the crash in 2008 but apparently they know the exact shape of the world economy in 2030.

Fuck them. (Copyright, D.Fiddler esq.)

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt