https://nypost.com/2017/05/23/japans-hottest-porn-sensation-is-just-3-feet-tall/

I want to nominate all Japanese porn actresses for the pathetic, contrived, stupid cunting noises that emanate from their mouths as they’re bonking. It’s a sort of high-octave simpering, whining, child-sobbing, non-stop sound that does my cunting head in when I’m trying to keep up with the fu… erm, plot. They’re a bunch of pussy cunts acting as though they’re virginal nuns, shocked, distraught and all but losing their marbles by the simple act of having a leg over with some scrawny cunt who’s got one the size of a cunting toothpick. I call these soppy sluts out for this bullshit. If the cunts can’t grunt or moan like a proper porn star they should get out of the game. They’re guilty of spreading fake mews.

Nominated by AI W

Portable laptops warrant a cunting.

Responsible on a daily basis for making my already vile commute into hell on Earth. These cunting contraptions of work slavery crop up on every fucking table on my train. The sad, deluded cunts banging away on them desperate to be seen to doing the right thing or getting a head start for the day. Corporate slavery at it’s worst. Keeps you chained to your desk even out of office.

It’s the typing that’s the killer. Either some middle aged cunt hammering away using one finger, smashing the keys like it’s a fucking Victorian, ribbon typewriter or some young cunt, fingers blurred as they carve out 100 words a second.
Second type next to me now. Been smashing away on her fucking MacBook for the last 20 minutes. Obligatory water bottle and massive cans, happy in her own little world whilst the vein throbs in my temple.

Picturing pouring her water bottle over the cunting laptop is the only thing keeping me going. Fucking CUNT.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

World Cycling

The championship has been won by ‘Rachel’ McKinnon. A 35 year old trannie who was a man until 29. Admittedly he/she/it looks more convincing than Les Dawson in drag although perhaps less so than Dick Emery or David Walliams.
This organisation has sacrificed all credibility to liberal correctness and destroyed the point of competitive women’s cycling.
They can feel virtuous and proud.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Rachel McKinnon

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/latest-news/rachel-mckinnon-becomes-first-transgender-woman-win-track-world-title-397473

This cunt is now a world champion. Even though they were born a boy this cunt now identifies as a woman and competes as one. Not fair say the other ‘real’ women, not fair says Martina Navratilova and I agree with them. They say It’s an unequal contest, men v women it’s just not equal and I agree. However Dr McKinnon seems to think it is an equal contest and this is what makes my piss boil. Rachel is an LGBT YMCA WWF UBERCUNT activist. She wants equality everywhere however except when it suits her sporting goals. This is one total cunt and when anyone disagrees they are immediate labelled as transphobic, homophobic or even wacist. (Look at the grief Navratilova is getting).

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/02/20/tennis/martina-navratilova-dropped-lgbt-group-scli-spt-intl/index.html

Maybe these trans cunts should fuck off to a peaceful county and see how they get on with their campaigning and human rights. Alternatively do away with any gender in sport and then everyone can compete together. But If that had happened we would never have heard of that hardworking entitled mother Serena Williams and do you know what that would have been a good thing.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Period Emojis

Jesus fucking Christ, some cunt has invented a load of emojis so wimminz on soshul meeja can tell the whole world that they are on the blob. Fuck me, why the fucking fuck does anybody want to know that? Could you not keep your private bodily functions to yourself, you self absorbed fucking old slags?
They should do one showing a pair of pants with a black stain so I can tell everyone that I’ve got the runs after a night on the Guinness.
Cunts.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

I would like to aim a cunting at Wayne Hennessey. I have to admire his resolve, he’s looking more like a lying cunt every time he denies making a Nazi salute. If you look at the picture, it’s clear he’s making the Heil Hitler to his German pal. The sound doesn’t carry much when your hand is above your mouth. Quit being such a pussy and just admit you were being such a cunt.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47258539

Nominated by Cuntflappage