May I nominate ‘Woke’ EastEnders who have stepped up their BBC bullshit over the last few weeks.
Not only did they have a ‘pride’ episode a week or so ago but the jewel in their progressive crown is to come as murderer Bobby Beale will covert to the religion of piss as he turns “his life around and becomes a valuable member of the community.” Those aren’t my words but those of a Muslim charity who are working with scriptwriters on the story.

EastEnders showing Bobby Beale’s conversion to Islam is not just brave, it’s crucial

I don’t watch much on telly and EastEnders is a big no no in my living room but surely people must be waking up to the so called progressive values being rammed down their throats?

Apparently Muslims are poorly betrayed in the media. The metro “journo” used the drama series ‘Three Girls’ as an example, which as I understand was about the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. None of the mainstream media companies would even allow you to comment or to air an opinion about Islam. Ever.

If you want people to see Islam as something better than it is then reform, stop worshipping a Paedo and take a fucking bath.

Having said all this I can’t wait for next year’s EastEnders pride episode. Could be explosive. The whodunit might be crap. It was the white bloke in a suicide vest in the Queen Vic. Hardly fucking Cluedo is it?

Nominated by Itchen Cunt

Terry Alderton, alleged comedian.

I’d lived in blissful ignorance of this cunt until I heard him on the radio this evening. Evidently, he has mental health problems that he likes to incorporate into an act. At one point, the silly cunt was barking like a dog and hearing voices. I’m not often taken aback, but rarely have I heard such a self indulgent, piss poor excuse for entertainment. I would rather have listened to someone straining on the bog. I dread to think how much this cunt is being paid. And,having looked him up on Google, the cunt resembles Uncle Fester on crack.

Nominated by Mary Hinge

A green emergency cunting please for signing a no fly pledge. Some cunt on radio Devon AL- JABEEBA wittering on about staying in the UK for your holidays from now on, all to save the planet and the futures of the cheeeldren.
What a monumental load of shite. I couldn’t get who was sprouting this bollocks as the wife was in full gum banging mode.
She was also wittering on about a new tax (quelle surprise) about frequent flyers paying more tax (the green tart not my Mrs. What is it with these green cunts that the word tax always rears its ugly head?).
If I may offer my twopennoth, could we not have a greens cull? No more cuntish drivelling and population reduction, win win I say.

Nominated by CuntyMort

A nomination for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the US democratic party libtard who made an absolute arse of herself by profusely (fake) weeping next to a chain link fence, which was supposedly at a US transit camp for immigrants, but was in fact an empty car park. Epic fail, I believe, is the term.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Today’s nomination is untimely death.
I think we are all getting to the stage of life where getting your rocks off is a rare event but funerals are not.
Well I have been buttering Mrs B up for a number of days in the hope of some form of nocturnal recreation and last night was going to be the night (I had put the curtain rail up, ticked off all the odd jobs and even done the washing up).
As we get ready to skip off to the bouncy castle of love she checks her phone,, ooh so and so’s mother has died!; at this point we then have a major clash of personalities.
I am of the view that they are dead and there is not much I can do about it. There was a time when I used to get upset about it, but it dosent bring them back nor does it solve any of the problems their absence may cause.
Mrs B tends to go the other way, biblical wailing, tears and hold me (in a non sexual manner).
So I can tell you that this untimely death has affected me, not only did I not get my nuptials, but its unlikely that I will be getting them in the near future too.
I think I may go on a quick killing spree next time I am not feeling horny and wipe out all the frail ones to prevent a recurrence of this.

Nominated by lord benny