A lot of people seem to focus a lot on Gary Lineker being a cunt, but I believe his even bigger cunt of a brother Wayne Lineker deserves some recognition also. That cunt has made success by leeching off his brothers fame by opening all those fucking shit bars, because when imbeciles see the name ‘Lineker’ above the bar, they have the same sheep mentality they’d have when they see a Wetherspoons.. that it’ll be great because it’s got a recognisable name. He makes them appeal to younger people because he’s sleazy and sly enough to take advantage of the fuckwits by getting them to spend fortunes on his pissy beer. He also does this because he seems to think that he’s down with the kids by hanging around with younger generations, when really the wanker is just having a midlife crisis and is actually dead inside since no fucker his age wants anything to do with him since he’s nothing but a parasitic cuntbubble!

Nominated by Lord Cuntington

Florence Welch is a cunt…
This tuneless tart is yet another cunt bemoaning the fact that she is famous…
The pretentious one said something like ‘I like to live under the illusion that I am not famous’… Further lamenting her ‘lot’ she whined ‘Being famous has destroyed the dreamy kid I used to be’….

But that’s just it, isn’t it? Some people do dream of being in Welch’s position but never will be… The whinging cow has it all (except talent, that is), yet she isn’t satisfied and moans about how rich liked and successful she is…. So, she didn’t go into the music industry for fame and recognition?…. If she didn’t want to be ‘famous’ she should have chosen to work in a bank or the Co-Op or somewhere else where no cunt would give a toss… These celebrity types want jam on it… If you don’t like it, don’t fucking do it… Boo fucking Hoo!

Nominated by Norman

An emergency cunting for this self-serving “Conservative” MP, who seems to be so confused a fucker that he is going to spend the summer deciding whether or not to join the LIb-Dems, thereby wiping out Boris’ majority:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7313413/Tory-MP-Phillip-Lee-threatens-WIPE-Boris-Johnsons-majority-defecting.html

Apart from the fact that he is an opportunistic self-serving guttersnipe, who apparently has no loyalty to his party or his constituents, it raises the question yet again, should half-witted arsewipes like him, Soubry, Umunna be allowed to play musical chairs at Westminster without having to resubmit themselves to their constituents – in other words, put it back to “the people” – the people who presumably voted for the party not the conceited little cunts who represent them. Very few MPs have much of a “personal vote” – just ask David Laws or the Radnor Conservative wanker this week.

Another MP this week Jared something or other revealed he was “too ill” to remain as an MP (he was Labour and is now *Independent*- whatever that means, yet he is not so ill that he has decided to accept another month of his inflated salary even though he has done, and is doing, fuck all for it.

Perhaps it is time MPs were given zero hours contracts?

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

A Marxist (without Spencer) cunting please for this seedy, dangerous, insidious shit heel who apparently intends “sending Jeremy Corbyn in a taxi” (surely a minicab would be more in keeping with the “for the many not the few” bollocks he always spouts), to tell H.M. “they are taking over”.

This vainglorious cuntery tells you all you need to know – it is McDonnell, not Steptoe who makes the bullets for others to fire.

It also proves the only way this gang of Marxist motherfuckers with their titled champagne socialists, fellow travellers, pansies and men-hating dykes and feminist hangers-on would be to take power rather than be elected – and they are only too aware of it – and they would still; need the help of Lib-Dem, SDP and Caroline Lucas rabble to “help” them – and you can be sure within weeks there would be some Christ almighty row that would blow the ramshackle cunts apart.

Surely even the most dim Daily Mirror/Guardian/BBC:Independent (sic) shill can see what a bunch of dangerous deluded cunts they are.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Nick Childs is a cunt. Who he, I hear you ask? Nick is deputy leader of Woofter and Transbender Central, Brighton and Hove Council, and an outspoken critic of private and independent education. A devoted Corbynite and member of Momentum, Mr Childs has campaigned to keep local schools free from “avaricious trusts” (his quote, not mine). Brighton Council, he said, did not “need a fly-by-night privateer to help us educate our children” (again, his quote). Mr Childs is also on record as saying: “Ofsted is enforcement agent of neo-liberal education system of competition, recidivist notions of education/ intelligence, narrow data sets, privatisation, and denial of impact of poverty”

Now you may say ‘fair enough’ to this opinion. After all, Nick Childs is a Corbynite socialist who clearly believes in old Wurzel’s notion ‘for the many, not the few’. The teensy-weensy problem however is that Nicky boy sends his daughter to private school. And not just any old private school; no, young Ms.Childs attends Roedean, the poshest of the posh, internationally renowned, independent school for girls, nestled in the beautiful Sussex Downs.

Goodness knows where the councillor gets the £40k per year fees, or how he justifies such hypocrisy to himself and his Momentum colleagues?

What an absolute Premier League cunt of epic proportions. The very worst type of loathsome, hypocritical bastard.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface