So I glanced the septic tank that is Twitter today to see numerous reactions to the upcoming “blockbuster” ‘Terminator Dark Fate’, the second trailer. The reactions were all positive. I was intrigued. I watched and….

* I couldn’t believe how bad the dialogue and acting was from Linda Hamilton
* The special effects are outclassed by ‘Terminator 2’, released in the early 90s.
*Oh there is Arnold, looking old, bored and just wanting the nice pay cheque. Looks like he’s baking a shit too.
*Why does every “blockbuster” trailer these days have the same booming sounding effect, like a synthesised trumpet or a super mutant turbo elephant farting into a galactic sized test tube.
*And why is that followed with quick fade in/fade out shots of action that ends in this crescendo noise. Is it one guy in a shed and laptop who makes all these trailers for studios on Windows Movie maker?
*Another movie having a dig at men, misandrists still don’t exist in the media’s eyes I guess.
*Why am I not feeling the awesomeness others say it is?

There have always been shite films. I took a date to see Batman and Robin, for God’s sake. I even watched ‘On Deadly Ground’ with Steven Seagal when sober, but has big budget films ever been this monotonously dull and overly glorified? It’s not just this Terminator guff to be fair. I could give many examples.

The creativity is sorely lacking from reboots, to remakes, to sequels, to some special effects that somehow look inferior to effects done decades earlier.

What’s going on? Is the film industry a cunt or am I a bigger cunt than originally thought?

Nominated by Clarky Kat

A cunting for overuse of ‘hate’, or the tendency of the virtuous liberal left to prefix anything they deem unacceptable with such a strong word as ‘hate’

It’s ‘hate-speech’, it’s a ‘hate-crime’, or a ‘hate-incident’. Bad enough that these are now used by the apparatchiks of the state.

Guido Fawkes runs a ‘hate blog’, according to Momentum activists. Hope not hate (agree with my pro-EU, globohomo worldview or you’re a vile bigot).

Love Trumps Hate

and on and on, except…

That vitriol aimed at Brexit voters and Trump supporters. See the the faces of the virtuous left twisted into snarling hatred for the old bloke in the maga hat. The old Brexit supporters called gammons and told their vote is worthless because they’re dying.

See the Antifa bullies bashing a gay photographer and a veteran in a wheelchair.

See the Antifa soy cuck stalking the widow of a serviceman during a rally, just because she supports Trump, telling her how he wishes she died in agony, before being chased away by her gigantic son.

See the likes of Jussie Smollet faking assaults, deranged lesbian couples faking arson attacks, black church members putting racist graffiti on their own church, the black MP sending himself death threats to create more division and hatred than there really is.

See the BBC broadcast a programne where a black transsexual calls white people the most destructive force on the planet.

See celebrities call for the doxxing of Catholic schoolkids because they were told by CNN that they had been mocking a native American, and call for a boy, Barron Trump, to be caged and abused by paedophiles because his grandfather bothered enforcing the policy of his predecessor.

See the creative geniuses of Hollywood and the TV, games and comics industries denounce their audiences as toxic bigots for daring to point out their bad writing.

Where is all the hate coming from?

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Well it has been almost a year to the day since my last “travellers” cunting – heavily quoted because travellers is PC speak for feral free-roaming fucktards.

They’re in the news again, this time for allegedly (come on, we all know the score) successfully murdering a policeman by dragging him along the road with their vehicle. Probably a shitheap stolen white ford van with no tread, rusting metal work, and one blinking brake light that twitches.

I’m not sure what vexes my piss more. The fact that these free loading cunts were caught stealing, the inevitable whinging commentary from upstanding members within their shitheap, or the fact that the media once again delights in evading the correct terminology to describe these unrefined wankgibbons. ‘Camping site’. Yeah, that’s exactly what it is. Fucking media cretins. No comments allowed on any of their articles no less, no chance to correct this violation of distilled cuntery.

How this can continue? Easy as pie in PC land, where rainbows fly out the arse of every media outlet, but no critical cunting when a cunting is well, well overdue.

Travellers my arse. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Farmers Markets are cunty concepts, aren’t they?

Overpriced, mangy-looking fruit no doubt picked by dole-claiming Romanian drug-dealers who at this very moment are burglarising your house.

Shitty, tasteless vegetables that resemble a chubby snowflake’s mistreated vulva. Half a dozen pissy, sorry-looking olives three times the price they are in a supermarket.

Why in fuckery would I want to purchase this overpriced cack, let alone be within whiffing distance of a farmer dunce? Why these gammon-faced retards are allowed anywhere near civilisation is beyond me. Pikeyish farmers who know neither basic English nor basic hygiene, the evidence of this being the putrid hum from their frayed clothing, stained from their feasts of dog food Fray Bentos and dead pigeons. Within fifty yards you can smell their disease.

Stop clogging up my town with your inferior produce; Stay in your caravan, with your hobbies:- trying to operate a toilet, drinking cheap whiskey, avoiding bathing, and fucking family members.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Emergency cunting for Xavier Bettel, Prime Minister of Luxembourg, who tried to set Boris Johnson up today by scheduling an outdoor press conference in front of over 100 noisy jeering pro-EU, anti-Brexit ‘protesters’.

Boris politely asked to have the conference moved indoors – no chance came the reply, that would spoil our cunting plan to humiliate you and make you look like a cunt.

Boris told him to shove his press conference up his reeking arse and promptly fucked off:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kyL6thXi15k

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff