A drive by diesel, 4×4 cunting please, for these brain dead cunts.

Doing my little driving job today, the local school were putting on “Reservoir Dogs” or whatever. Fuck me, they were parking on corners of road junctions, opposite each other on narrow lanes, every sort of cuntitude was out in force. When I asked one twat when he last read the highway code, his considered reply was, “fuck off.” Told him what if some other sod’s kid got run over due to his cuntishness and I just got a grunt.

The ‘Yale Key of Justice’ nearly got an outing twenty minutes later. Pity there were witnesses.

Bastards all.

Nominated by CuntyMort

A “you were wonderful darling”, comedic cunting please, for this ageing “comedy actor”, famous for just one role (Alan Partridge), a BBC mainstay since nobody else would be daft enough to employ him.

Coogan, dressed down and with Corbyn glasses, is taking on his Poundland Hugh Grant political persona, by holding forth with his little opinions on Brexiteers:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10533719/steve-coogan-calls-tory-voters-ignorant/

Apparently, we are “ignorant” and “ill-informed” – he of course is a Brain of Britain, and always ready to discuss affairs of state with Diane Abbott, his fellow intellectual giant.

There can’t be much juice left in the Partridge franchise – time for little Stephen to consider his career options – carer to Heseltine perhaps, wiping the shit from the old cunts raddled arse.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A double-edged cunting please, for ubercunt Steve Coogan.

This whining dick-sneeze was very vocal in the run up to the election, lecturing the proles on how white man Boris = bad, gimmegant loving Steptoe = good and how they should vote accordingly, culminating in him saying on live TV that Alan Partridge would have voted for Brexit because he is, and I quote; “ignorant and uneducated”.

So I class this as a double-edged cunting, because with that patronising little tirade, I’m sure uncle Steve actually managed to swing a few undecided voters to vote for Boris.

Good going, cunt!!

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

A drive-by Cunting for The Media.

It’s amazing how many interviewers and pundits seem,since the Election. to have decided that they actually thought that Labour’s economic policies were wrong, their betrayal of the Brexit vote wrong,Corbyn a Marxist fool,Abbott a joke etc…..never a word about any of it pre-election.
They did seem however to have plenty of views of Johnson and his Brexit policy which they were only too keen to air.

Amazing how so many experts were able to see the truth about Labour but didn’t have a bad word to say about them until after the election.

Fuck them.

Nominated by

Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

It’s a bit of a piss-take when you see these scruffy tykes asking for change whilst fiddling with a phone. I saw one outside Sainsbury yesterday with TWO. He looked like he was feeding numbers from one to the other. Probably a dealer completing his burner.

Come on Beggars, make an effort! If you’re going to pretend to be “homeless” then play the fucking role properly.

Hoo-ee, what a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by Johnny-Cunt-Lately

Get out your hankies out and blow your nose. It’s a “boo hoo, feel sorry for me” cunting for has been, duck faced ‘actress’ Leslie Ash. Poor, dear Leslie has been on wank TV programme Good Morning Britain, telling Piers (I’m a Cunt) Morgan that she is ‘grieving’ for her lost TV career. …sniffle.

“The industry finished with me. I will never, ever have the career I had before I contracted the MSSA superbug in hospital in 2004” – so sad, so sad.

This bit part, shite fucking has-been, wants to tell everyone how much she’s lost and how terrible her life has been. Married to Millionaire ex-footballer Lee (twat) Chapman, she sued the hospital that treated her for a £5 Million payout. The full sad story’s here, if you could give a flying fuck :-

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/leslie-ash-tells-gmb-the-17393036

Nominated by Lord of the Rings