The underclass truly are cunts aren’t they, today I had to leave Quimson Manor and mix with the plebs today to get my elderly fathers prescription from the Pharmacy in town, so in a queue of around 10 people I was at the back, up pulls an almost new VW golf driven by a fuzzy haired sow and her hipster 30 something cunt of a man, out he jumps dressed in a most fetching tracksuit, rolly hanging out of gob (upper class cunts such as myself only smoke Cuban cigars rolled by a big tittied Latino) holding his new I phone, you might say a bit of a cunt but nothing major, fuck no worst was to come, said cunt then proceeded to rub his weasel under his tracky bottoms while looking at his phone, the dirty cunt, it reminded me why I rarely venture into town, these cunts seem to infect every town, even quiet rural back waters, unfortunately by the looks of his car he has already bred another generation of on the spectrum cunts to infect the world and force me to pay more of my hard earned money in tax to pay for them, absolute cunts to man and beast these underclass wastrels really are.

Nominated by Captain Quimson

A quick cunting for the 40-something women who take their children with them everywhere, have a blonde bob and spend their boring lives complaining to ‘customer services’, often asking to speak to the manager AKA ‘the Karen’

Because this very successful meme targets women in their 40s, the guardian decided to hire a potential Karen to complain about how it was ‘mired in sexism’.

Who gives a fuck.

Karens have an air about them, and a condescending tone to anyone who works behind a counter or kiosk.

They form little groups on Facebook where they bitch about local amenities. It all stems from wasted potential after studying dance and drama degrees, meeting a professional and giving up the idea of ever working again to become a ‘full time mum’, slopping out a few kids and popping anxiety pills.
That, or they are just complete cunts with pinched up faces, spoiled and entitled from birth. They speak down to any poor sap on minimum wage they feel they can bully and intimidate. Any backchat from anyone they snipe at receives a haughty, ‘do you know who my husband is?’ or something along those lines.

Karens have been in full control-freak mode recently, telling strangers they aren’t complying with the rules of social distancing properly, some are having public tantrums over it.

Karens are basic cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

China

Not content with destroying the global economy and murdering hundreds of thousands with their virus (while accepting no blame whatsoever), the cunts are now (yes, now!) doing all they can to improve their image…by repressing the folks in Hong Kong.

In essence, the Chinese are looking to renege on their 1984 deal to allow HK to remain independent from China. The cunts are simply going to make it part of China in terms of laws, currency and customs.

Great timing. At least they’re not hiding the fact of how cuntish they really are.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

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Algorithms Up Me Arse

Yours Truly has been in the habit for many a long year of contributing helpful comments and supportive remarks aroinde the internet – all in the sake orf free speech ect ect. Now in recent times they are taken doine faster than a pooftah’s pants. Outrage.

Latest example see dubious photo above (if not pre-removed by Thought Police) to which I appended to the right hand photo the comment “Who is that bending over?”. That drew a few Likes and a Smiley Face and you know how much I like those, to which I replied ” Nice to see the Taoiseach in a scene with his partner”. Innocuous enough you will agree and the Likes and Laughing Faces started pinging in. Then me screen froze, did a refresh and the whole thread “poof” vanished.

Come to the conclusion that cunting FaceBook or some other cunt as inserted an algorithm or tracking cookie up me arse. Yours Truly has been posted as an oitlaw orf the digital world. Here we go a’hacking again. All very doable but such a bore.

In case the photo is banned here follows a verbal description:

“Three flabby shirtless aging pooftahs in cropped jeans me dears and aviator shades disport in the sun while a young punk offers his arse on the grass”

Imagine Elton John and com-padres sunning themselves on Elt’s yacht.

You  get the picture

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Current day comedians are cunts. Almost without exception.

PC, woke, lefty and above all unfunny. Watch (if you don’t want to laugh) Live at the Apollo. Dykes, Brexit-baiters, Effniks, Woke Wimmin, Pansies. Laugh? I thought I’d never start. And I didn’t. Yet the audience (snowflake/millennials) go wild, after a short pause to stare at each other to check “hey hope it’s ok to giggle at this joke”. In Norfolk we have a saying “they’d laugh to see a pudding crawl”. Sums the fuckwits up nicely.

Back in the day I was a bit contemptuous of the likes of Cannon and Ball and Little and Large (RIP) but they seem like comedy giants compared to this lot. They didn’t try to make political points, just to make people laugh. And how we could do with that now. Humour got us through the war but I don’t think many of this lot are even on our side. They are vapid piss-takers.

Nish Kumar, Russell “bossed eyed” Howard, Dara O’nobrain, Sarah “foul-mouth” Millican, The Effnik bloke who does ranganation and the frog-eyed gimp who is hanging about with him now. Can’t be bothered to look up their names. Need I go on?

I do have some regard for Lee Mack. I enjoy his sitcom and Hugh Dennis when he’s on it but not when he does Fuck the Week. The improvisations are embarrassing.

Comedy is in a state of terminal decline killed by utter cunts.

I thank you.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss