Diane Abbott (12)

My nomination is Diane cunting Abbott. What an inhumanly, impossibly moronic fucking cunt she is. A woman so vacuous that she took 10 hours to drink a juice box because it said ‘Concentrate’. Recently she has said in a Sky News interview that she believes people shouldn’t be anonymous online and that all social media sites should publish peoples names and addresses of its users, presumably to prevent…you guessed it RACISM.

How many brutal and unequivocal batterings must this amoeba be handed by the British people to realise we don’t want your marxist, virtue signalling, empty spew. This woman who couldn’t empty a boot of water if the instructions were printed on the bottom feels she still has the relevancy and mandate to spout utter feculence such as this. The sooner this oxygen thief and her equally repellent fuck-buddy Corbyn are rid from any public discourse the better.

Nominated by Sgt Bawbag

Barack Hussein Obama

BARACK OBAMA:

Uncle Sam requests the pleasure of your company for a have-a-nice-day cunting, under the Stars & Stripes, for America’s answer to Anthony Blair.

Old Obama seems to have learned a few lessons from the loony left here in the UK, and is playing the race card in the Covid-19 debate, which at the best of times provides more heat than light:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/obama-suggests-trump-handled-coronavirus-22040225

Just as in the gay world of Kweer Charmer, everything is Boris’s fault, little Barack lays the blame at the Trump door.

Why I despise this motormouth ex President as much as Blair is because they are so similar. They cannot understand that their 15 minutes of fame is over, so both will take any and every opportunity to put their makeup on, to pose like an elderly if effeminate matinee idol. Both look as if they should audition for Strictly Come Mincing. Both have nothing to say, except to castigate their successors. Both even in their pomp were a couple of attitudenizing fuckwits, who gushed hot air, and relied on their arselickers in the media to promote their windy rhetoric. Neither were as clever or as well loved as they liked to imagine they were.

But for fuck’s sake, let us stop this pretence that nasty right wingers are somehow causing BAMEs to kick the bucket. More men than women die of the virus, but I don’t hear most normal and level headed men blaming their respective government for that.

I have little doubt that Obama’s latest whinge will bring Blair out of the shithole he is hiding in to have another chat with his BBC toadies.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Nationwide Building Society

Nationwide the building society need a massive cunting not for their dodgy financial practices but for their fucking retarded poetry ads, usually read by some halfwit grinning lesbian,vegan,pregnant, ginger,remoaner,labour voting ,poet, cunt at least they dropped those two ugly singing talentless mingers after they got death threats, Nationwide surely must get negative results for these ads, i wouldnt use them out of principal after all the bollocks versions of this ad, Nationwide advertising department are total cunts…

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Nationwide seem to think that we’re all agog watching one of their fucking adverts with cunts looking all sincere and homely, while uttering some fucking words which no doubt THEY find very fulfilling. Well, we fucking don’t! You are trying to be Milton, when actually you’re wilting. (See what we did there?) – which is every bit as good as these wankers. No doubt they’ve been given a shed-load of money by NW, and there is a pandemic going on, but that does not excuse these cunts showering us with crap prose and even crapper faces!
Nationwide Cunts!

Nominated by The Mogs

The Welsh language

The Welsh language, i have to say the Welsh language is the fucking worst sounding language i have ever heard, it makes German and fucking Portuguese sound quite nice in comparison, living and working in Wales i have to endure this archaic bollocks on a regular basis, they all speak fucking English but choose not, the can all read English and yet the dyslexic bollocks is there on every fucking sigh, EG-English Cunt, Welsh=cwyndd WTF, now and then i get asked in work, can we have this conversation in Welsh, to which i take great pleasure in saying not if you want to understand a word you say cwyndd ,we have more chance in fucking Arabic, another shite sounding language spoken by cunts, even their fucking camels sound better than Welsh.
Its a stone age obsolete language that has been added to as time goes on EG- popety ping means fucking microwave, so even watching telly means you have to endure the Corona virus in fucking Welsh, oh my god its brain damage….cwydds…

Nominated by Fuglyucker

The Limp Dumbs

The Lib Dems are another deserving nomination. Oh boy, these fuckers are a political open goal. Following on from the kicking they received at the hands of the British electorate back in December, the Limp Dims carried out an investigation into why they failed to win the 200 plus seats that political whore, Chuka Umunna claimed they would win. Well, the report has just been published.

According to them, they didn’t lose because their manifesto was shite, and their leader, Jo Swinson had less charm than a three week old pile of dog shit. No. They lost because us voters are a bunch racists and misogynists. Even the women are misogynists. They reckon that it takes a female leader about five longer than a man to gain traction with the male half of the electorate. Which is complete and utter bollocks. The fact is, Swinson wasn’t popular, because she’s a twat. Everywhere she went on the campaign trail, she dementedly shouted about how she was going to reverse the referendum and stop Brexit. She knew full well that the majority of British people wanted Brexit, but no, we were wrong and she was right. It got to the point that even some Lib Dems were telling her to shut the fuck up. It’s also a simple fact that whenever she met ordinary people, she actually became LESS popular. That’s because she came across as an arrogant shitweasel with an overblown superiority complex. Which she is.

None of that matters though, because it’s OUR fault they lost. Well you know what Lib Dems, tough shit. That’s democracy for you. You’d think a party that actually has the word ‘democrat’ in its name would understand the meaning of it. Then again, they are neither liberal democratic. They need to change to it. Islamopandering Anti-British Fucktard party sounds more appropriate.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw