Idiots in our land of idiocracy are queuing for miles to get their fat fingers on McDonalds junk food and queuing for hours to buy overpriced junk flat pack furniture from Ikea.

Yesterday I read that motorists in a queue for McDonalds wouldn’t get out of the way for an ambulance on an emergency call in case they lost their place in the queue. Just staggering.

Back onto Ikea.. the furniture is shit. Nobody over 30 should own it. Antique furniture is the way forward, well made, environmentally friendly, far cheaper than new and doesn’t fall apart. You can also flog it for more than you bought it for if you’ve bought wisely at auction. Ikea shit ends up on Schpock for a fraction of the cost of buying it.

Idiots in my county are also causing tail backs queuing for coffee. Have these morons never heard of a French Press?

Nominated by Cuntologist

To my eye it is a fine statue. A thoughtful study of well…thoughtfulness. He seems to be pondering. Not quite ‘The Thinker’ but certainly noble looking. Yes noble even if he was a slave trader. You see a statue is an idealized version of the subject. That’s what he will have asked for. Or should be an idealized version. I actually prefer it to the Churchill statue.

History. When does ‘history’ start? We say facetiously when a relationship ends he or she ‘is history now’. So that is the morning after the night before. We talk of ‘contemporary history’ but it’s not really REAL history is it? The Second World War is history but its not ‘deep in history’ because (stating the obvious) it’s not such a long time ago but CRUCIALLY ,(to my argument) there are people still living from that time.
The French Revolution IS history. My point-it must have been terrible for the poor aristocrats climbing the scaffold to be topped but we DONT REALLY SHED A TEAR for them now do we? Why? Because it’s history. They’re people from history. (Whereas people do still shed a tear for people in the 2nd World War). We might be interested in Robespierre but don’t shed a tear for him.

Slavery is history. We don’t really care, or ‘have a relationship’ with the slaves that were brought over from Africa. We lament what happened but we put it in the box of ‘that’s history’. The toppling of the Colston statue is about politics today. Most of those taking part were white. It’s an attack on Britishness essentially. They didn’t care (no-one could) about the black slaves because they’re long dead in history. They don’t really care about black people now in my opinion what they care about is destroying what they think it is to be British.

Returning to nobility. I fully expect a statue of a black slave enchained to be put where the Colston statue was. But it won’t be appropriate for an English city. It’s not that kind of nobility that a public statue requires. It needs to be restrained, have decorum. Yes like the Colston statue.

If there is to be a statue of a black man let it be Frank Bruno. He was always described as ‘statuesque’.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

News just in that a Statue of Cecil Rhodes is to be taken down.

Wondering whether there are any statues of black people being taken down or whether it’s just whitey that needs to be trodden into the ground. Watched some cunt on TV yesterday saying that Africa was a peaceful place before whitey came and everyone lived in harmony with their neighbors and had plenty to eat.

This is bollocks. Africa was a shithole rife with tribal warfare but that doesn’t fit the BLM narrative. All lives matter – not just black ones – and rewriting history doesn’t mean it never happened.

Orwell’s Ministry of Truth has well and truly arrived…

Nominated by Dioclese

Let’s give a good ISAC welcome please to former Labour MP – another of those with a Fancy Nancy speaking voice, who has this morning decided that schools in his fiefdom ought not to be re-opened due to Covid 19. Of course all these failed Labour politicians enjoy putting the boot in at any suggestion the government makes, but fair do’s Stephen (who likes to be known as Steve as a contraction of the forename gives the illusion of popularity), has obviously thought long and hard about this – or at least in the 16/17 hours before he made his pronouncement on the BBC – yesterday he was engaged in far more importanrt work:

https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2020-06-05/metro-mayors-to-become-djs-for-a-night-to-decide-which-of-their-areas-has-the-better-music/

Why are these vapid cunts paid so much money for doing fuck all? Metropolitan Mayors and PCCs are almost always failed washed up back bench MPs who got kicked out of their constituency, or seeing the writing on the wall, resigned before they were told to fuck off by their constituents.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Harjit Singh Bariana is a cunt, isn’t he.

An owner of a chip shop and pizza takeaway in Sunderland has been imprisoned for six modern slavery offences. This swarthy rat “targeted white men who were left homeless due to alcoholism and drug addiction.” His victims were five British men and one Dooshka who were forced to live in “horrendous conditions” and work 13-hour days, including cleaning sewage pipes by hand. When he wasn’t beating them, he plied them with booze and leftovers whilst taking their benefit money.

“No one chains a slave without chaining himself” said the horribly ungrateful Mahatma Gandhi. In a way, the treacherous, little cunt was correct, as Bariana was jailed for eight and a half years, though will probably be out in four.

If it’d been a cracker enslaving darkíes and a Dooshka, MSM would’ve been on this more quickly than the Flabbotadaurus on a Nando’s waste bin, yet it’s been largely ignored. It seems ‘people of colour’ enslaving Whitey just doesn’t exist.

Psh.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous