Let’s have a rousing chorus of The Red Flag as we give a cunting to the dykie looking shadow minister for Edu-kation, Kate Green. The baritone voiced harridan wants Gavin Williamson, to “guarantee” the poor little bubbas at “uni”, especially in Manchester, can go home at Xmas to see their fam-i-lees.:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54313054
Does the silly bitch not realise that life doesn’t come with guarantees?. How can any sane person (admittedly most Labour wimminz are not sane – some indeed are certifiable) – guarantee anything on these “unprecedented days” 10 weeks hence?. Is the dirty ugly fucker for real?. Along with Anal-ease Ken Dodd, they look as raddled as Miss Havisham, women who have cobwebs in their bloomers.

This is just another prime example of Dame Kweer’s mincers and benders trying to stir up fear, uncertainty and discontent.
Dame Kweer- the maiden aunt back seat driver, who is as thick as pig shit and twice as nasty.

Butch Kate ought to get together with Bulldyke Phillips to “prove” that students are the victims of the patriarchy. Along with the Starmer charmer they would be all girls together. Girls Aloud.

Students knew the 2020/21 intake was going to be challenging. If they can’t stand the heat they should have stayed out of the kitchen. Wankers – which, come to think of it, is probably what they are doing in their halls of residence.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Right Said Fred are cunts.

The 90s ‘I’m Too Sexy’ novelty hitmakers have ‘done a Jedward’ and used current ‘issues’ to get a long forgotten act noticed again.

The daft duo – like ex Stone Roses frontman , Ian Icke – have a bee in their bald bonnets about Covid 19 and how ‘wrong’ it is to have masks and social distancing.
I thought that Right Said Fred would encourage the ‘six person’ rule. After all, six people in one room would surely triple their audience.

Deeply dippy cunts.

(I see what you did there. Very clever – Night Admin)

Nominated by: Norman

Daniel Andrews is a stupid cunt!

Among a raft of illogical torturous convicted regulations relating to exercise by the public in the state of Victoria In Dropbearland, released by him is the following:

“Cricket teams may now practice in the lead up to the southern summer season, but only in groups of 10 persons max”.

Think on that.

What a fucking specky jug-eared twat.

And now you have Boris and his bureaucrats workshopping up a suite of similar monomaniacal whims to impose on the good folks of Blighty. Give me and you fucking strength

Nominated by: Three Strokes

(More general infromation about this cunt from down under – DA https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8758579/Daniel-Andrews-demands-extraordinary-new-law-let-government-officials-arrest-Victorians.html

I don’t mean some Holy Roller Evangelical from Dayton, Ohio. Quite the opposite. I mean those people who are always bashing the Bible.

”It’s a bunch of fairy stories’. Yes Bible stories have like a fairy- tale like quality but a Bible story has I believe a connection to historical fact.

Chesterton called the Bible -‘The Fairy tale that is true’. Tolkien-‘The myth that is true’.
Bible bashers read it the wrong way. Or put another way the New Atheist is as fundamental as the Fundamentalist.

They take everything so literally. There they are with their great big sausage fingers in the text ‘but it says here that the Ark was…’ 80 cubits this and 40 cubits of whatever it is ‘so we know that it couldn’t float…’ or some such…but that was only a literary convention. A lot of ancient writing is like that. Very detailed. The Iliad is.

We often hear of some terrible disaster as being of ‘Biblical Proportions’. But I always think that ‘Biblical Proportions’ should rather mean a smallish disaster. In the Bible it says the Flood ‘covered the whole world’. But the whole world back then would have been ancient Israel. I have heard that it could be translated as ‘The Flood covered the whole land’.

I think Noah existed. He is described as a crank and drunkard. Very human. He was ridiculed and scoffed at for putting all his energy into building ‘his Ark’. Just like some American ex-forces building a bunker in the desert to escape nuclear Armageddon.

There is truth in the story I mean. It rings true. I know some moron who’s only read it in Wikipedia will mention Gilgamesh. That there is a similar story there. But that just proves there were catastrophic floods back in ancient days. Like there was a huge catastrophic flood in 2004. Like there have been floods throughout history. I just believe some visionary could have predicted it and prepared. Like Noah.

The animals went in two by two. Once again that would be the animals Noah had. His livestock. This is what I mean- about literary convention- one of them was HYPERBOLE. Something happened and it was deliberately exaggerated. But SOMETHING DID HAPPEN.

The Parting of the Red Sea. A miraculous escape. We know that the Red Sea can at times under certain atmospheric conditions PART. See link. I am not saying the Red Sea Pedestrians were waiting for the little green man to appear and then they crossed but SOMETHING, something as in the link could explain it.

The 10 plagues of Egypt. I always think of that line in Shakespeare – ‘“When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions”. When one load of suffering is compounded by more and more suffering (a bit like now).’Could things get any worse?’ we often think to ourselves. Well they did for the ancient Egyptians. And once again all the 10 plagues can be explained scientifically. See link. The Burning Bush. That burned and was not consumed. I just can imagine that. Can’t explain.

Balaam’s Ass. The Ass who could talk. Now this is a difficult one. Cardinal Newman said he was prepared to believe it. I remember once a bird singing and I felt it was talking to me.

Old Testament times are known as ‘Sacred History’. When fantastical things happened. A time of supernatural events, a special time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11383620

https://www.livescience.com/58638-science-of-the-10-plagues.html

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

This arsehole has been condemning the protests by 15000 people opposed to the return of draconian lockdowns. Regardless of the varying opinions on the subject, and there were probably a good few loonies in attendance, where was the leniency shown to other recent protests? The cops weren’t fucking around, and got stuck in, none of this taking a knee shit. Khan is quite happy for protesting in London if it’s a cause he supports, BLM, anti Trump, XR cunts, so I wonder what the factors were that made him feel the need to condemn this one?

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

…and again by Ron Knee 

Many of you out there in IsACland will have heard of the legendary radio show ‘It’s That Man Again’ (‘ITMA’), which aimed at boosting morale in the dark and dreary days of World War II.
I’d like to suggest a re-boot for the dark and dreary days of Covid-2020, entitled ‘It’s That Cunt Again’ (‘ITCA’), starring that much loved Cockney comedian Sadiq ‘My Old Man’s A Bus Driver’ Khan. After all, when the mood needs to be lightened, we can always depend upon the vertically challenged Mayor of London to put a grin on our faces.
So what’s the short-arsed twat done now to demonstrate his ineptitude? Well, ever keen to promote his image and throw in a bit of virtue-signalling in the process, good ol’ Saddie rolled up his sleeve, put on his face mask, and took advantage of a great photo opportunity to show himself getting his flu jab.
There’s just one problem. It’s a fake set-up for the cameras. As he sits there heroically waiting for the doctor to plunge the needle in, it’s clear that the plastic cap is still on the syringe.
Just a little prick Mr Khan; oh, and the needle’s very small too…

…and another one, this time from W. C. Boggs 

A Capital, but Halal cunting, please, for the blithering, slithering idiotic oily heap of shit currently masquerading as Mayor of London Sadiq Shortarse Khan. The wanktrumpet has been agitating for the past two months, threatening to have a “London-wide lockdown”, presumably so that the Norman Wisdom of politics (Khan) can be as important as Mr. Grimsdale (Boris). As late as last Friday (2nd October) he was threatening this possibility “within the next few days”. Come Monday the 5th he has changed what passes for his mind:

Clever eh?. He has obviously been advised that such a lockdown would be unworkable, given all the BAMEs who would ignore it, the kids, who he has to keep on side would ignore it. You might say he was being sensible, but no, this stinking carcass of a “politician”, one of the New Labour throwouts, is hedging his bets. He won’t have a lockdown because the information isn’t clear, and the reason it isn’t clear is due to the government.

No Khan backed off because he knew it would ruin his chances of hanging on to his job next May.

This pusillanimous fucker ought to be shown up for what he really is – a career politician, a mealy mouthed chancer just full of piss and wind.

When they circumcised him they threw the wrong end away.