Here’s a blast from the past. Ed Miliband.

Not content with betraying his brother by being a back stabbing twat, it seems old Wallace now has ambitions of being a snitch.

Following this bullshit rule about gatherings of more than six people, he told ITV political reporter Shahab Khan that he will report people to the police if he’s sees people in groups of more than six.

Fuck me. He’s already made himself a monumental cunt by being the second most useless Labour leader after magic grandpa, now he wants to show the world he’s a galactic cunt.

I bet this little prick got the absolute shite kicked out of him at school, because he was constantly grassing on his schoolmates.

What an utter cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Let’s have a rousing chorus of The Red Flag as we give a cunting to the dykie looking shadow minister for Edu-kation, Kate Green. The baritone voiced harridan wants Gavin Williamson, to “guarantee” the poor little bubbas at “uni”, especially in Manchester, can go home at Xmas to see their fam-i-lees.:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54313054
Does the silly bitch not realise that life doesn’t come with guarantees?. How can any sane person (admittedly most Labour wimminz are not sane – some indeed are certifiable) – guarantee anything on these “unprecedented days” 10 weeks hence?. Is the dirty ugly fucker for real?. Along with Anal-ease Ken Dodd, they look as raddled as Miss Havisham, women who have cobwebs in their bloomers.

This is just another prime example of Dame Kweer’s mincers and benders trying to stir up fear, uncertainty and discontent.
Dame Kweer- the maiden aunt back seat driver, who is as thick as pig shit and twice as nasty.

Butch Kate ought to get together with Bulldyke Phillips to “prove” that students are the victims of the patriarchy. Along with the Starmer charmer they would be all girls together. Girls Aloud.

Students knew the 2020/21 intake was going to be challenging. If they can’t stand the heat they should have stayed out of the kitchen. Wankers – which, come to think of it, is probably what they are doing in their halls of residence.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Right Said Fred are cunts.

The 90s ‘I’m Too Sexy’ novelty hitmakers have ‘done a Jedward’ and used current ‘issues’ to get a long forgotten act noticed again.

The daft duo – like ex Stone Roses frontman , Ian Icke – have a bee in their bald bonnets about Covid 19 and how ‘wrong’ it is to have masks and social distancing.
I thought that Right Said Fred would encourage the ‘six person’ rule. After all, six people in one room would surely triple their audience.

Deeply dippy cunts.

(I see what you did there. Very clever – Night Admin)

Nominated by: Norman

Daniel Andrews is a stupid cunt!

Among a raft of illogical torturous convicted regulations relating to exercise by the public in the state of Victoria In Dropbearland, released by him is the following:

“Cricket teams may now practice in the lead up to the southern summer season, but only in groups of 10 persons max”.

Think on that.

What a fucking specky jug-eared twat.

And now you have Boris and his bureaucrats workshopping up a suite of similar monomaniacal whims to impose on the good folks of Blighty. Give me and you fucking strength

Nominated by: Three Strokes

(More general infromation about this cunt from down under – DA https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8758579/Daniel-Andrews-demands-extraordinary-new-law-let-government-officials-arrest-Victorians.html

I don’t mean some Holy Roller Evangelical from Dayton, Ohio. Quite the opposite. I mean those people who are always bashing the Bible.

”It’s a bunch of fairy stories’. Yes Bible stories have like a fairy- tale like quality but a Bible story has I believe a connection to historical fact.

Chesterton called the Bible -‘The Fairy tale that is true’. Tolkien-‘The myth that is true’.
Bible bashers read it the wrong way. Or put another way the New Atheist is as fundamental as the Fundamentalist.

They take everything so literally. There they are with their great big sausage fingers in the text ‘but it says here that the Ark was…’ 80 cubits this and 40 cubits of whatever it is ‘so we know that it couldn’t float…’ or some such…but that was only a literary convention. A lot of ancient writing is like that. Very detailed. The Iliad is.

We often hear of some terrible disaster as being of ‘Biblical Proportions’. But I always think that ‘Biblical Proportions’ should rather mean a smallish disaster. In the Bible it says the Flood ‘covered the whole world’. But the whole world back then would have been ancient Israel. I have heard that it could be translated as ‘The Flood covered the whole land’.

I think Noah existed. He is described as a crank and drunkard. Very human. He was ridiculed and scoffed at for putting all his energy into building ‘his Ark’. Just like some American ex-forces building a bunker in the desert to escape nuclear Armageddon.

There is truth in the story I mean. It rings true. I know some moron who’s only read it in Wikipedia will mention Gilgamesh. That there is a similar story there. But that just proves there were catastrophic floods back in ancient days. Like there was a huge catastrophic flood in 2004. Like there have been floods throughout history. I just believe some visionary could have predicted it and prepared. Like Noah.

The animals went in two by two. Once again that would be the animals Noah had. His livestock. This is what I mean- about literary convention- one of them was HYPERBOLE. Something happened and it was deliberately exaggerated. But SOMETHING DID HAPPEN.

The Parting of the Red Sea. A miraculous escape. We know that the Red Sea can at times under certain atmospheric conditions PART. See link. I am not saying the Red Sea Pedestrians were waiting for the little green man to appear and then they crossed but SOMETHING, something as in the link could explain it.

The 10 plagues of Egypt. I always think of that line in Shakespeare – ‘“When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions”. When one load of suffering is compounded by more and more suffering (a bit like now).’Could things get any worse?’ we often think to ourselves. Well they did for the ancient Egyptians. And once again all the 10 plagues can be explained scientifically. See link. The Burning Bush. That burned and was not consumed. I just can imagine that. Can’t explain.

Balaam’s Ass. The Ass who could talk. Now this is a difficult one. Cardinal Newman said he was prepared to believe it. I remember once a bird singing and I felt it was talking to me.

Old Testament times are known as ‘Sacred History’. When fantastical things happened. A time of supernatural events, a special time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11383620

https://www.livescience.com/58638-science-of-the-10-plagues.html

Nominated by: Miles Plastic