O.K I know whoever brought them out need to recoup the squillions they’ve paid out. The level of advertising has now reached piss boiling proportions. Do you really need an advert two minutes in?
The most annoying one is that Anthony Joshua cunt going on about Umbongo dining. Please Anthony do fuck off, while you’re at it shove the Umbongo fine dining up your arse.
Fucking Cunt.
Nominated by: CuntyMort
A foot stamping, toys out of pram, dummy spitting, waah waah waah nomination for Philip Cole, chairman of Cheltenham for Europe. He’s thrown a tantrum and is heading off to become a citizen of Luxembourg for the ‘unimpeded freedom of movement of the EU’, after 25 years working as a traitor for the EU because of the ‘pig ignorant’ Brits who just don’t understand and don’t really give a fuck about his attempts at turning the UK into a vassal state of the EUSSR. Here’s what he said;
“I spent 25 years working for the European Parliament in what I consider a noble cause and it is hard to describe just how angry I feel at the rigged, bought referendum and the fact that 37% (not a majority, but even so) of my fellow-citizens are so pig-ignorant that they regard that contribution as worthless.”
Well, son, it’s because your contribution WAS fucking worthless. Nobody outside the political elite wanted to be part a federal, undemocratic organisation that was led by shit bags that nobody outside the EU parliament voted for, and just wanted our money. Notably, isn’t entirely making a clean break of it. He and his family are keeping their house in Cheltenham for use as a holiday home.
Let’s face it. Considering how many remainers there were in parliament during that time, surely it’s more likely that the referendum would have rigged in favour of remain? You lost, you cunt, far and square. Quit your bitching and fuck off. Incidentally, fuckflake, The EU is not the same as Europe. One is a continent the other is a Sovietesque political entity. And our decision to leave it, was our democratic right. We are STILL Europeans.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
A blow-your-own-trumpet, what-a-good-girl-am-I, the-sun-shines-out-of-my-arsehole cunting please for Mistress Hurst, 47 who has appeared on Wireless 4 today, as well as giving interviews to the press, to pat herself on the back, for taking part in the Covid19 vaccine trials:-
Jesus Christ, you would think Hurst undertook this trial alone, she is clearly after a DBE, or a gig presenting Wimmins Hour. By her own admission the side effects were no worse than what you might experience from the flu vaccine (which I and many others have had for years), but somebody please get her a milk bottle top to pin to her sagging knockers.
There are some lines from Tony Hancock’s “Blood Donor”, which apply to this smug old tart, so I let Alan Simpson and Ray Galton speak for her:
“I understand after this we get a cup of tea and a biscuit…but no badge. I think we ought to get something, to show we are do-gooders. Nothing pretentious – just a little enamel thing saying ‘He gaveth for others so that others might live’
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
It appears that one of 2 things is going on.
I conclude the latter.
Every family, couple, child, gathering, or even person is a mix of “other than white” (OTW) in some way. If a token white person is shown at all, it is as a spouse to a OTW.
I see the pattern of evil here. The objective is to blur the lines of division that keep the human race from being controllable by one central head. Borders, language, culture, geography, economies, ethnicity, etc are natural and very critical barriers that keep us all divided.
The left wing new world order types hate this but it is the way it needs to be. For those who believe in God, it keeps satan in check. It keeps the central planners and one-world government types in check.
So reality with regard to ethnicity is being denied and adverts present an alternate reality where a new normal is formed through a barrage of propaganda. We are to believe that no couple of the same ethnicity is normal or that white women are all coal burning mud sharks nowadays and the kids have light color eyes and poofy frizzy hair.
The regular spokespeople are being replaced with those who tick more of the boxes.
All bullshit being presented as normal but those with no appetite for truth will think it stylish to not settle for a friend or spouse of the same ethnicity. The deceived cunts will always be trying to tick as many boxes as possible with everything they do.
If I was in charge of casting for these adverts I would have been canned long ago as I told my bosses to get fucked as I showed them my bare ass and middle finger going out the door.
This shit makes the top of my head come off!
CUNTS!!!! Ugh.
Nominated by: Texas Trumptard
I went into a local chemist to get some Co-Codamol for Mrs Norman.
But the woman (it’s always a woman who gets snotty) says in a condescending tone ‘You do know that hey are reaaaally addictive’.
My reply was that the old lady only wants them for three days because of dental treatment. I also said what would you do if you bought some booze at a supermarket and the cunt behind the till said ‘This could cause alcoholism you know’? They would get the hump and tell them to mind their own business.
Now I know there will be those who will say ‘It’s their job’ but one could tell this old bitch thought that a Newton Heath accent spells ‘Riff Raff’ and ‘druggies’.
Well she can fuck off. The guidelines and ‘warning’ are perfectly clear on the box and neither I or my wife need telling.
Nosy bastard.
Nominated by: Norman