Norman Lebrecht

Norman Lebrecht, music “journalist” is a cunt.

For those of you who have managed to avoid this individual, he runs a classical music site called “SlippedDisc” where he puts up posts that would embarrass an inept 11-year old.

I often wonder if he is “Norm”, the hospitalised husband from Dame Edna’s excellent ditty “The Night We Burnt My Mother’s Things”…(and, come to think of it, no self-respecting refugee would’ve worn my mother’s frocks, either).

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard 

https://slippedisc.com/

The America’s Cup

What a pile of rich boys toys wank this is.

Sell outs to oil rich countries (the Emirates in New Zealand case) and propped up further by arse licking Government, both regional and national. It’s a complete non event for anyone not associated with the sorry circus; only of interest for the most jingoistic of cunts.

Emirates Team New Zealand deserve an extra slice of cunt cake for being the most extreme of hypocrites. After winning the last regatta, they said they would revert back to what they called “proper sailing”. In other words, to do away with all the technology that makes the America’s Cup nothing more than F1 on water.

So what did the lickspittle wankers do? Oh, that’s right, they promptly developed the most advanced boat to date. Best not to upset their real paymasters, all while flogging the Auckland taxpayers to death, who are unfortunately saddled with the ponce “sailors” for the next few weeks.

Fuck off and sink. Anyone got a submarine and torpedoes handy?

Nominated by: KiwiCunt

Carina Ferreira Borges

Carina Ferreira Borges, Chair of the WHO Alcohol and Drugs Commission.
There is a serious suggestion being mooted that alcohol consumption AT HOME might be banned during various covid periods.
Esteemed fellow cunters, whatever your religion may be, whether you celebrate Christmas or not, I would advise you to get bloody-well stocked up with booze.

For it came to pass that a bint from the WHO had a batshit-crazy idea, and spread misery abroad…

Can you imagine what the old Grannie from the “Giles” cartoon would do if deprived of her regular G and T, or Bristol Cream ?
I am getting up early tomorrow. This year’s been so feckin grim, I MUST have alcohol…

I am in no way related to HBHubbard Distilleries and Breweries Inc….honest !!

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

(More here – DA https://www.itv.com/news/2020-11-30/no-lock-ins-under-lockdown-why-are-governments-calling-time-on-alcohol-to-combat-covid-19 )

and supported by: Deploy the Sausage

I’d rather fucking die.
Or even better, let’s make them die.
Though I’m sure that they know that that could be an actual outcome so I doubt they’d have the balls to do it.
1st day without beer…. getting irritable.
2nd day without beer…. missus happy, watching emmerdale, strictly come mincing, celebrity whateverthefuck and bake off with her.
3rd day without beer…. death squads.

Steve Rotheram [2]


Liverpool metro mayor (Steve Rotheram – NA) is refusing to shake Boris’s hand over an article published in the spectator in 2004 in which Boris said that drunken Liverpool fans must share some of the responsibility for the Hillsborough tragedy.

I still believe that to be true, how a public enquiry managed to find it was everyone else’s fault but the fans that turned up drunk and attempted to enter a football ground to see a match without a ticket to enter must have contributed to some degree in my eyes.

He is also offended because Boris said there is a victim mentality surrounding Liverpool, this must be a widely held misconception as many people see scousers the same way.

I can think of many reasons i would like to shred Boris Johnson right now but his article in 2004 isn’t one of them.

(https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/steve-rotheram-wont-shake-hands-19402918 – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

With commentary supplied by Quick Draw McGraw:

Would this be Joe Anderson? The same Joe Anderson who today (Friday 4th December) was arrested and questioned by the police on suspicion of offences including witness intimidation? I’d sooner shake hands with Vlad the Impaler than that fat piece of shit.

(No, it’s not Joe Anderson but any day a politician is called out as a “fat piece of shit”, that voice MUST be heard! – NA)

Neil Kinnock (3)

A “These-You-Have-Loved”, hit of yesteryear, “whatever happened to///?” cunting please for golden oldie Welsh windbag Neil Kinnock, former Labour leader (failed), EU bottom feeder and wild eyed buffoon.

Just in case you thought he was dead (I certainly did! – DA), just to show a few organs are still working, he got out a crayon this week to write a piece for The Guardian, to save you having to read that expensive bog paper, here it is digested by Yahoo:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/neil-kinnock-backing-brexit-deal-144213454.html

Even Blair has admitted it would be stupid to try to rejoin, apropos Heseltine’s senile idea this week, but Kinnock, like Gaylords Adonis & Mandy just can’t let it go – after all, he, his raddled old wife and bald cretinous son have all done very well out of the EU – far better than most of us. Self serving motherfucker.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Must be a Dead Pool favourite surely! – DA)