Well they just keep flooding in don’t they? Those pesky illegal (sorry, ‘irregular’ migrants. Literally by the boat load. The latest word is that they’re even being aided and abetted by Mad Bad Vlad, in an effort to destabilise the country;

The Sun Link

I don’t know about the rest of you, but it’s long been a source of extreme puzzlement to me as to why all these undesireables are SO anxious to get here, so I decided to do a bit of research. Imagine my utter amazement when I learned of all the things we hand out to these grifters (at the taxpayers’ expense naturally). Why, they get accommodation, money, free health and dental care, prescriptions and such. Kids get sent to school. You can get specs. Pregnant women can get a £300 maternity allowance…

How did I find all this out? Well, there’s a bloody government website that actually advertises the fact;

UK Government Link

I’m surprised that they don’t take out full page ads in the papers (in fifty different languages, naturally) while they’re at it, or post up on soshull meeja. Come on over fast as you can. We’ll pay you to come. We’ll pick you up in the Channel and ferry you in, it’s great. We might throw in a mobile phone, a travel pass, even trips out, a free telly licence, driving lessons… To improve your prospects even more, you can easily get some tax and national insurance free folding money by peddling about delivering fast food on the fly, or try a bit of money laundering or drug dealing. You can explore the endless possibilities of going on the rob or committing sexual offences. It’s a land of opportunity. Come one, come all; you can even bring your dog, and we’ll board it for you, no worries;

YouTube Link

And don’t worry your heads about getting sent back. The immigration industry will throw any and every spanner into the works on your behalf. Just tell the tribunal that you’re only thirteen, or that you’ll be punished back home for wanting to wear a dress and call yourself Freda, or that the chicken nuggets are shite back in the old country. It’ll work a fucking treat. Your mates still in France will be able to get here as well, no sweat. Old Sir ‘TwoTierFreeGearNeverHere’ Keir did promise to ‘smash the gangs’, but he couldn’t mash a fucking potato, the lying, hypocritical cunt.

So welcome to good old Blighty. Come and help us turn the country into the very shithole you claim to be escaping from. We’re happy to help.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

The sorry state of the woke underfunded military is a cunt.

In the news today, a couple of “activists” managed to breach the fences at RAF Brize Norton and damage some stuff then also make good their escape.

RAF Brize Norton being almost if not equally important as Lossiemouth and Coningsby where our pitifully small on call fast jet fleet live, without the tankers from Brize Norton our few interceptors dont really have a lot of range so can’t do much intercepting.

Naturally Sir Rodney of bumfoolery was quick to denounce the activists but was no mention of the underfunding and pathetic size of our air force.

If anything, this is hopefully the biggest wake up call possible and they kick their arse into gear and do something about it.

Then again, why would they, The islamic state of the united sheikhdom will only need Toyota Hilux and small arms.

The Guardian Link

I’ll throw this link in too, just for fun as it shows the unsuitability of Starmer for any kind of job.

Telegraph Link

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Seconded by: Lord benny:

RAF regiment motto “Never past the fence” has been changed to “Rarely out the NAAFI” , wankers, mainly because I am jealous of their food that was surprisingly civilised.

Trevor Robinson vs Medway council.

Trevor likes elephants.
Trevor likes waterslides.

So imagine his excitement when he spotted workers dismantling a 20 ft long elephant water slide!

He cleverly bribed them to take it to his house rather than landfill and put it in his back garden.

His stiff neighbours objected but Trevor in his own words was

“over the moon”

He said he planned to invite all the local kids round to slide down it (hed be advised to keep quiet about that)

But the killjoy bastards at medway Council confiscated Trevors elephant and hes launched a challenge to get it back.

Why oh why do these clipboard nazis insist on interfering if Joe public wants to build a possibly dangerous unsupervised or insured water theme park in the back garden?

Nominated by: Miserable Northern cunt

BBC News link provided by: Mingejuice Bottler

BBC News Link

Refugee Footballers are cunts.

These cunts have set up in leafy Dorset and are delighted to be kicking a ball about after throwing their identity papers into The Channel.

I’m sure they’ll soon be featuring prominently on Sky Sports with everyone in the stadium “taking the knee”..

What next? International Refugee Goat Marrying in Tunbridge Wells?

Dear me, what a panto, again..

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

I’m writing this on Friday 20th July, and what a week this has been.

On Monday Starmer finally acceded to a National Rapes for Votes Enquiry, and we all know what a long, drawn out, expensive whitewash that’s going to be. Then today Parliament passed the Assisted Dying Bill. It doesn’t take much imagination to forsee Granny being ‘persuaded’ rather than ‘assisted’ to die in future. To ‘Save the NHS’ of course. And the grasping kids’ inheritance.

But what I find utterly abhorrent was the Decriminalisation of Abortion amendment to the Police and Crime Bill in midweek. This will legalise abortion of a foetus by the mother up to and including birth. Yes, even during birth. So the baby’s head could be out but not the torso, and the mother could strangle the little creature with impunity if she’s decided at the last minute she doesn’t want the child. Let’s not beat about the bush – IT’S LEGALISED MURDER OF AN INNOCENT BABY.

Labour MP Stella Creasy went the full Mengele and wanted to allow doctors the right to abort the foetus as well up to full term. Fortunately she was denied, much to the annoyance of Creasy herself and the Guardian.

This country is already an outlier in allowing abortion at 24 weeks – most countries are lower than this. But that’s not good enough for the militant feminists, mostly Labour, Lib Dem and Green, who forced the amendment. For them, committing infanticide is just Wimminz Rights.

Well sorry to sound like a Far Right extremist gammon, but I take the view that a new life is something precious which should be nurtured. I believe every baby deserves the chance of a life, not just to be discarded by a throw away society, and that includes a foetus at 6,7 or 8 months which with medical help can survive outside the womb.

In my book those MPs who supported the amendment are vile, evil and repugnant. They have no sense of what is right and wrong. They occupy a moral vacuum and they disgust me.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.