Emily Ratajkowski

(Thought you’d like to wake up to this nomination – NA)

Emily Ratajkowski is a cunt, isn’t she.

Who’s this London-born model and why is she being nominated?
Is it because:

• she said last year that she fears giving birth to a “white male.”

• she supports the BLM racists and wants to defund the police.

• she said, “I’ve known far too many white men who move through the world unaware of their privilege, and I’ve been traumatized by many of my experiences with them.”

• she said while pregnant that the child will, “choose its own gender when it reaches the age of eighteen.”

• she said while pregnant, “Whatever genitalia our child might be born with….. we ultimately have no idea who is growing inside my belly.”

It was a surprise to many of this woke lefty’s woke lefty followers when, after giving birth, she announced, “It’s a beautiful boy.” Funny how quickly human nature kicks in, isn’t it? Bypassing all the abstruse woke “facts” on gender and the labyrinth of nonsense through which you have navigate.

If she were going out with me I’d insist I wasn’t her “boy”-friend, nor her sugar “daddy”. They’re crude and offensive. I’d insist I was her Fuck Buddy.

If she didn’t like it, she could boycott me.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Absolutely Super!

Super as an adverb.

For my sins, I like watching cycling but I cannot abide by the use of super as an adverb. ‘This climb is super super steep.’ No, you cunt. It’s extremely steep. ‘I’m super excited to have won.’ No, you cunt. You’re very excited. I don’t know how this shit started but how do we end it?

https://www.facebook.com/1709781769283370/posts/super-excited-to-be-heading-away-to-europe-tomorrow-for-9-weeks-of-training-and-/2074502872811256/

Fuck off.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(My fellow admins and I are super excited about this nom! – DA)

Equity [4]


The body that deals with luvvies, acting and all that shite are pushing for more ‘GRT’ types (another woke acronym to learn until they change it again in a year or two) in film and on stage. ‘Pikies’ or ‘gypoes’ as the nasty people call them (not me, of course).

I can hear the cries from the costume department now. “Where have all the jackets gone? And why is there a van outside on the street selling jackets out of the back of it, that look just like the ones we can’t find?’

“Ah darn naaah anathin’ yee nar. Ar yee saain’ racialism argains maaa people? I can have yee reported (phone rings)….whas that Seamus? I can get yer some lead by the morn. Deez portacabins have loads of it an dey roofs thar narse. Nar maar jackets sorry, but thars got plenty of shoes. Yee can shift em can yee? Right, I’ll sort that oirt for yee…sorry yeez wor seeyin?”

Or a BBC announcement one evening, “Due to the theft of all of our cameras, tonight’s programs will be available in audio format only…oh wait..get off my microphone..don’t unplug the speakers…Deeeey needs a fixin’ madam,…Oi! leave those cables alo…(white noise on screen).

To be honest, it could be fun. Put 50 of them on set with Benedick Cumbercunt.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-55419654

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

The Looney Left’s Obsession With Racism

(The Looney Left seemed like a harmless joke back in Kinnock’s 1980s. And yet here we are 40 years on and oh dear! – DA)

The UK Institutional racism report.

Now I am a bit sceptical of anything commissioned by government, if Labour were in power then they would have appointed Doreen Lawrence who would have concluded that we are run by the KKK and Henrik Verwoed, but putting that aside, the report says we are fair and in many ways a model to other countries. A view I totally agree with, but think goes over the top in favour of self perceived victims.
But the professional racists are all over it.

There are too many links to include but:

Halima Begum whose job depends on racism disagrees with the conclusions.
Lisa Nandy thinks the report is confused.
Lammy is insulted.
No doubt many others will be outraged by the report, especially the super intellectuals studying gender and race. They will be crawling out of the woodwork over the coming days.

Here’s a thought. Why dont those whose very livelyhoods and position depend on the UK being assumed to be racist go and spend some time elsewhere in the world. Anywhere. And report back.

PS. Admin, as the BBC 6 oclock News led with this and covered it almost entirely negatively (what a surprise) can we call it an emergency? They dug up every possible (London?) victim they could to make sure it was well and truly trashed.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

…and this from Everyonesacunt

The lefts obsession with racism.

I read this early morning on the Biased BBC bull shit news web page and thought fuck it, ” what can I do about it”? Golf done ,tea time over; traditional British steak and kidney pudding steamed beautifully by Mrs E/cunt, I turn to read Guido Fawkes and noticed this:-

https://order-order.com/2021/03/31/left-determined-to-undermine-unseen-government-racial-disparity-audit/

It is simple there is no race bias in the UK, no white privilege, something I have said for ever. However, to the loony left side of politics this just is not true. They are saying that we must ignore this report and that Britain is of course full to bursting with nasty racists and white privilege. This totally pisses me off.

Then it dawns on me; of course the lefty cunts need to say this, they need illegal immigrants because no sane white working class person with a job would ever vote for them.

Therefore they continue to pander this total lie of a narrative and encourage more and more immigrants because basically they are fucked without them. A total pile of shite. Total gold standard cunts.

Pimlico Academy


Is this a sign of the break up of Britain? The start of the break up of Britain.
There’s a lot of talk about passports recentlyt, talk of covid passports. But we might need a passport to Pimlico soon.
There are deep stirrings within the Pimlico populace I believe if what’s going on at the Academy is anything to go by. The schoolchildren are very angry. And if the schoolchildren are angry you can bet your life the parents are angrier still.
I am thinking the people of Pimlico will soon declare independence for the borough if things go much further.
As I say the schoolchildren are very angry, incensed you might say. They have torn down the Union Jack and scrawled ‘There ain’t no black in the Union Jack’ on the wall near where it flew. And demanded it not be put up again. The headteacher has agreed with them. In others words done what he has been told to do by the schoolchildren. The way it should be.
The flag is problematic he now says.
The schoolchildren are going to continue their ‘industrial action’ over what they see as racial injustice.
See the school ‘asked’ that hijabs should not be too ‘colourful’. Also someone with afro hair shouldn’t grow it too much because it can block the view of students behind them. The outrage they felt. The indignation!
The ‘Napoleon of Nottng Hill’ comes to mind. In that book the boroughs of London gain their independence. Maybe what these young zealots are about (unknowingly) is starting to make GK Chesterton’s vision a reality.
Pitchforks at the ready cunters.

(Oh I get it, I’m supposed to find a link for your nomination – NA)

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/mar/25/not-seeing-ourselves-represented-union-jack-row-at-london-school-shows-divides

Nominated by: Miles Plastic