Let’s hear it again for entitled manchild Harry who has jetted into Britain yet again to top up his piggy bank in the courts, as he still feels offended and put upon. The money grubbing Joe Ronce seems to forget his reason for leaving the Royal Family was because he wanted to be an ordinary citizen, to prove the point he even moved to America with the old trout he was daft enough to get married to.

One of the advantages of being an “ordinary citizen” is that we don’t get protection – and if you live in London perhaps you should, but he is away in Fairyland, hob-nobbing with “celebrities” and TV and brooding on how hard done by he has been. The perpetual victim. he is a trouble-making, self pitying little bastard, just like his late mum, Gawd rest her soul:

The Stun.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Inspired by Miserable Northern Cunts comment about seeing a delivery robot in Altrincham recently, I decided to have a little wander around the t’interweb to see what was what.

I came across this.

About Amazon.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I can see all kinds of problems here. I’m not very tech savvy, but couldn’t some computer freak devise a program that could divert the drone?

What if it smashes into a newly build loft extension that isn’t on Google maps yet?

How about if the motor fails, and it drops on some poor twats head?

I suppose, if you lived somewhere really remote and needed emergency supplies/medication, this method of delivery could be a lifesaver.

I could think of endless scenarios, that don’t end well, as I’m sure you lot could, but fgs, is this really progress or just showing off?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

“American”, Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov is a cunt for travelling to an island of some of the luckiest people in the world, living quite happily the good olde fashioned way, oblivious to the wonders of modern technology and Coca Cola and even more of a cunt for managing to leave without becoming their next dinner.

Mr Polyakov decided not only travelling to the clearly off limits Sentinel island was a good idea he appointed himself ambassador of one of the most famous exports of his tariff loving country and left a can of diet coke as a leaving present for the locals.

Personally I would ban all Americans from travel, they just can’t help themselves, let them develop a bit of actual culture before letting em out to try and force it upon people.

Grauniad.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Yep – the long wait is over!

It’s finally here!

For your deiectation: the brand new JD Williams pug-ugly multicultural rug munchers summer TV advert!

“We See You”

YouTube.

Yeah right… just what we need to see on our tellys… yet more wokist degeneracy.

Fuck right off!

Nominated by : Shit-cake Baker

I think the answer lies in the soil, as Arthur Fallowfield often said**

Well squeaky voiced gardener/radio DJ/lifestyle magazine TV presenter seems to think that we do not pay enough for our food!. Clearly he hasn’t been in one of the many big supermarkets lately, and seen the prices rise, quicker than Dirty Ange’s frock when she sees a football team or army barracks.

Only a man who has got rich on sofa TV and rewriting the same gardening book and articles for forty years could possibly think that. Let them eat (carrot) cake, eh Al?

**Arthur Fallowfield was the old rustic who used to appear on Beyond Our Ken on the Light Programme in the late 50s and early 60s. He was played by Kenneth Williams. I really am feeling my age today!

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs