is a cunt.

‘Having long legs with almost no calves is a sign of meanness, selfishness and deceitfulness’
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Reeve’s Tale

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I think we can all agree that today’s top footballers are mostly greedy, selfish, mercenary cunts. However Alexander Isak has shown himself to be a cunt on a completely different level to the rest.

3 years ago Isak joined Newcastle United and is now one of the Premiership’s top strikers thanks to the hard work of his manager Eddie Howe and the coaching team. Last season the Toon won their first trophy in 56 years and qualified for the Champions League.

You’d think playing for a team on the up, £120,000 a week and the adoration of the fans would be reward enough. But not for Isak, oh no. He thinks he’s worth more and spent the summer causing his manager no end of grief by refusing to play and demanding a transfer to Liverpool, despite having 3 years of his contract to run. Personally I’d have stopped his wages and sued the cunt for breach of contract. The greedy shit didn’t even make a formal transfer request because that would lose him £6 million of the transfer money.

Anyway, Liverpool came up with the readies at the 11th hour and off he has fucked. To Liverpool I say the following:
1. You’ve paid too much.
2. Just wait till Real Madrid or PSG come sniffing in a couple of years and the cunt drops you in the shit too.
3. I hope it doesn’t work out and your fans turn on him. As they do.
4. Next time you play the Toon I hope Dan Burn breaks both the cunt’s legs. Permanently.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

I have nominated the little minx fairly recently for exactly the same thing but find myself unable to resist.

Not content with being intercepted on her way to Gaza on board a boat then deported, the little temptress is at it again, setting off for Gaza on a boat from Spain, She has balls, I’ll give her that, I expected the Israelis to sink her last time, perhaps we could have a little fun predicting the outcome of this visit, will they sink, vanish, jail or deport her this time round?

To go with her enlarged balls, She is looking better than ever with her little sugar lumps in tight top in the Guardian pic in link

Still needs a paper bag to hide the face right enough.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

is a cunt.

No this isn’t about pissed up holiday makers being confined at the airport..

To quote:

“Ridy Wasolua, from the Gatwick Detainees Welfare Group and a former detainee at Brook House, told the BBC that self-harm went up last year because some residents had taken a drug called Spice.

“That drug hurts you so much that you don’t know what you are doing to yourself,” he said.

“You want to stop the pain. You put yourself in a room with no windows, locked up there with no windows, you are completely locked up, how would you feel.”

Indeed.

This sorry tale is about the alleged poor treatment migrants receive at yet another detention centre,as “discovered” by….yes that’s right Our BBC.

Please do availnyourself of the details of this unrelenting sob story of cunts here..

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Too much violence?

Dear me,what a mess.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

G’day.
Dezi is a aussie ‘sovereign citizen and whackjob.
Hes currently on the run Rambo style after shooting dead 2 police officers.
And stealing their guns.

Dezi doesnt believe in the law of the land,
He lives on a compound with fellow sovereign citizens.

When in court over his never ending legal issues Dezi demanded a police officer arrest a judge.
The police officer declined.
Dezi then tried to arrest the police officer 😂

After killing the coppers who were at his property with a warrant he took their guns an ran into the bush.
There’s now a huge manhunt for him.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

We have all heard of romance scams, people catfished online by scammers pretending to be dashing airline pilots or millionaire playboys. Shit Chat gossip magazine fodder grandmother of seven Brenda from Sunderland being sweettalked by Mustafa, proposing marriage before he has even finished rubbing the aftersun into her sagging wrinkled tits.

Now there are the Sawaka Boys, a group of online romance scammers from Ghana responsible for conning British women out of thousands of pounds. But this is ‘payback for colonialism’.

There is even an academic study to justify…I mean ….prove it.

“The enduring legacy of colonialism” was a “key factor” behind their crimes. “They rationalise their actions as reparative justice for colonial exploitation, and framing their fraud as a means of reclaiming wealth unjustly taken during colonial rule” said the academics.

To be clear I have no sympathy with these sad desperate old bints. They are dumb gullible cunts. But lets not pretend this was some kind of noble mission for the redistribution of stolen wealth. It isn’t an African version of Robin Hood or should that be Robbin’ in da hood, less ‘rob from the rich and give to the poor’ more ‘scam from the stupid and give the fucking bone idle’.

I highly doubt Kojo and his mates are spreading their ill-gotten gains around the local community. More likely nasty cheap gold teeth and even nastier cheap women. Even more likely is a ride on a dinghy from France to Blighty where an even bigger prize awaits, the British benefits system.

Cunts all.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.