Congratukations to CuntyMort who has hone ànd won Dead Pool 338 by picking Labour Titan and Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott who died yesterday in a care home from complications of alzheimers disease aged 86.Prescott was a Labour MP for 40 years and became deputy leader when Tony Blair took over as leader following the death of John Smith in 1994.He then became deputy Prime Minister for 19 years following the Labour landslide of 1997.He was known as 2 jags and later after admitting having an affair with his secretary 2 Shags.He will also be remembered for getting in a fight in 2001 after being hit by an egg on the campaign trail.

On to Dead Pool 339

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

The devastation of Valencia.

I don’t believe in God and I don’t follow any religion.
How can anyone believe in a benevolent God when all around is death and destruction.

I believe that we should have churches.
These should be important places where communities can gather for comfort.

How any priest can use tragedy as an excuse to preach about God is shameful.

Today being Saturday we will have the Jehovas Witnesses knocking on our doors, in the hope that they will find people at the lowest point in their lives.

Vultures.

Mosques should also be important, but they are not.
While men and women are segregated they do not bring communities or families together.
One of the many reasons why I despise Muslims.

I live in the Valencian Province.
I don’t get into the city too often but I have seen on the news the places that I know well completely destroyed.

Over 200 people dead and many more still missing.
They are finding more bodies every day and they will for weeks to come.
There will have been occupied cars washed into the sea which perhaps will never be found.

Three day’s of official mourning but a lifetime of loss for hundreds of families.

La Vanguardia News Link

NPR News Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Bald chinless sickly looking fucking virtue signalling hypocrite. Or Prince somefucker.

This inbred cunt thinks it’s good PR to campaign for the homeless. It seems lost on the thick cunt that him and his family of halfwitted inbreds could sort it tomorrow with their palaces, castles, stately homes etc. All heated and staffed. Year round. Fuck me you could even fit the poor, starving Calais boat fuckers in.

How fucking thick are these parasitic cunts?

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Oliver Hall. A face that you instantly want to slap, and an attitude to match.

This prepubescent little shit, never heard of him (is it a him, or maybe a her, or an X?) until this week, fancies himself a “journalist” and worldly enough to tell us why the Democrats lost the election; and surprise surprise it’s not the Democrats fault, it’s the 74 million people who voted for Trump who were tone deaf to the saintliness of Harris.

Writing in The Grauniad he explains that despite his impassioned pleas as a telephone campaigner on the Harris team, Trump voters just didn’t care about his apparent wickedness and didn’t want to listen to the truth. In the end they were just seduced by the cult of the Don. So 74 million people were exclusively blind to reality. Ah yes, it all sounds so feasible!

However…

Here’s a more elegant and less contorted explanation, Oliver. An overwhelming majority of voters – many people who voted Democrat just four short years ago – voted for Trump because they were sick and tired of a corrupt, lying, immoral band of crooks, who had presided over soaring inflation, unchecked illegal immigration, and the flooding of public life with woke identarian hysteria and the oppression of free speech. They were sick and tired of being conned by a sinister bunch of treacherous Marxist nihilists, and wanted to elect a President who promised to put their country ahead of their own deranged psychotic vanity.

Hope that helps you smug little fuck. Why not have another run at your “journalism” career when your balls have dropped in five years time (assuming you haven’t had them shrunk into raisins by your puberty blockers)

The Guardian Link

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave

is a cunt.

It ‘describes steps which the UK Government could take to deal with:

people not voting properly on Strictly
people buying too many prepping items
any other shit thing.

Check out the details here (page 36 is a particular cunt).

gov.uk

No need to panic. The Secretary of State is at the wheel, deciding the circumstances under which the plan will be implemented. Step forward Ed Millicunt, the man in charge of our energy security. What could possibly go wrong?

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.