Edenbridge Bonfire Society

aren’t cunts.

This delightfully English Society has decided to burn our Prime Minister is effigy on Bonfire Night.

To quote “Laura Lawrence, of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, said: “The effigy this year for the first time actually has a Guy Fawkes ruff and he’s wearing a hat because we feel that Starmer is doing quite well at igniting Parliament by himself at the moment.”

She said sausages round his head represented when he accidentally said “sausages” instead of “hostages”.

In a nod to the local farming community, she said he had a “Starmer the farmer harmer” badge because his decisions around inheritance tax had “left farmers in uproar”.

How absolutely splendid it is..

bbcnews

Good for them I say and long may it continue….After they are eventually let out on parole.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Manchester

is a cunt.

It has been my misfortune to visit this shithole more than once in the past six months and I am here now, stuck in a hotel. And no, I am not a “refugee”, I am here for work (non-prostitution work).

Some idiot in a London pub once told me that Manchester is “a bit like the north’s answer to London.” Well, London is shite these days and this provincial dump has only copied the worst aspects, adding them to its pre-existing shortcomings.

Mick Hucknall, Gary Neville, and the father from that documentary known as “Shameless” seem to be the three main types amongst the males. Or a charming mixture of the three. That’s the original natives anyway, rather than the sub-human mutants who increasingly dominate the greater metropolitan area. A proportion of whom carry out the familiar form of genocidal sexploitation against the female locals in the likes of Rochdale and Oldham. Rotten boroughs, rotten City.

The city’s road system is a joke, and its airport is a disaster. Worst in the UK for the tenth year in a row apparently; I have found out why for myself. A poorly signed maze of decrepitude and financial exploitation. There aren’t even any chairs to sit on. It ruins your holiday before you’ve even boarded the plane and you can look forward to returning to it in a week or two’s time for more misery. The terminals are stuffy and full of stupid, loud mouthed yobs. Speaking of which, has anybody been convicted and imprisoned yet for that infamous incident last year? … which was followed by anti-police demonstrations amongst the local community and then further protests by far-left filth in the city centre?

The craze for bland, Nowheresville tower blocks continues unabated. The civic leaders seem to imagine that this cock waving idiocy puts them on the map. It doesn’t. It’s just the same insecure and inane pattern on show in craphole cities the world over. Speaking of insecurity, why is it that the mancs are so obsessed with scousers? I went to a Utd game, and they were singing “we hate scousers! we hate scousers!” They weren’t even playing a Merseyside team. I always hated them myself, but having been to Liverpool a bit over recent years have come to envy them a little. There is still a strong sense of place, and you’re very much in England when you’re there, even if it is a bit Irish and sea faring at the same time. They seem pretty friendly and relaxed, and funnily enough, the people don’t ever mention mancs or care about them. Oh, and you’re way more likely to be robbed in Manchester, despite the hub cap jokes.

Back to Gunchester. You go to Picadilly Gardens and it is full of feral youths and dangerous scum from the third world, whilst the queers are bumming each other senseless along the city centre’s canals, sharing monkey pox and AIDS. C(anal) Street indeed, or Sodom and Gomorrah?

Sure, there are some gentrified areas but who cares? They are full of morons as well. The same mindless, deluded wankers swanning about with starbucks and cocktails, having their tepid slop takeaways delivered by masked murderers on ebikes, and driving around in leased status symbols. Like the poncy, commercialised football “clubs” really. The play-things of billionaire, foreign arseholes… are there even any mancs in these teams? The only thing in common with the local population is how ugly the players seem to be. What’s the point of it all? Hand over your credit card, take the knee and keep your mouth shut, peasant.

A beacon of globalist shite and depravity in Northern England, representing all that is crap about modern life in the West, and especially Britain. There are towns and cities in this country, such as Birmingham, that need to have atom bombs dropped on them, they are so far gone. Cuntchester is fast approaching that status.

Nominated by Cotswolds Cnut, Seconded and link provided by Norman.

Manchester evening news

Saturation News

is a cunt.

There are now many UK 24/7 news media outlets – BBC, Channel 4, Sky, GB News, ITN to name the most prominent so Good News surely. The topics of the day to be sliced, diced, spread over and digested over a challenging menu of variety highlighting all the possible nuances of challenging questions. Variety being the spice of life all viewpoints can be satisfactorily explored for the watching punter…..ahh no, not really.

What we get are the same stories often on at the same time in the same running order to the exclusion of all other news. At the moment the Plato train stabbings are centre stage having elbowed out Gaza/Palestine (thank God), Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formally known as Prince (thank God), Ukraine (brutal genocidal Rooskie war going on there in case you have forgotten), continuing Trump shenanigans and so on. As has been pointed out before all these stories are sourced from Reuters, very little original reporting done despite the vast teams of news hacks on the ground – until they catch a plane to the next theatre of misery.

See what you will be watching tomorrow today:

Reuters

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

The Mamas and The Papas


As you may know, I have an aversion – well, a hatred – of hippies.

I was thinking of who was the most ghastly and teeth itchingly horrible hippy group?

First, I thought of the dreadful Moonflowers. A horrible hippy late 80s band.
But, then I thought of another one…

They were the awful San Francisco Height Ashbury hippy bollocks incarnate. The music itself deserves enough stick, California bloody Dreaming and the self congratulatory Creque Alley for a start. But, what cunts they were behind their peace and love hippy facade.

Michelle Phillips, had every counter culture cock there was. Wrecked marriages, even those of close friends. She had both her male bandmates, and a lot more besides. She was such a trouble making slag, she was fired. Only to be brought back months later for the money involved. Peace and love, man.

Mama Cass. Not her real name. of course. A sort of novelty amongst the ‘beautiful people’. What she really was was a fat smackhead and rather light fingered in hotels. Made terrible syrup drenched solo records like It’s Getting Better and Make Your Own Kind Of Music. Truly dreadful shite.

John Phillips. Well, what can we say?
A proper smacked up nutter, who made Keith Richards look like a trappist monk.
Got so loony on drugs, that he’d pick his skin to bits. Seeing imaginary bugs on his body.

And, it gets much worse. He apparently had a coerced insestous relationship with his daughter. Despite denial from his wives, several witnesses have confirmed this. Papa John indeed, eh?

It appears Denny Doherty was the most normal one out of them. And, I’m not sure about him.

And that name – The Mamas and the Papas – is utterly cringeworthy. One of the worst band mames of all time. And, it appears that they were the most smacked up, self back stabbing, amoral group there was. Second only to the mid to late 70s Fleetwood Mac.

Link here, detailing Papa John’s alleged perversitude.
Never ever trust a hippy.

ABC News.

Nominated by : Norman

Men Who Take Their Wife’s Last Name


Its been described as a shift in attitudes and part of a broader discussion about gender roles and indentity. Men taking on their wife’s family name as their own after marriage. But could this be peak cuck? Further evidence of the emasculation of modern men dressed up as being progressive.

Could I still respect a friend if he did this and still look at him as a ‘real’ man without seeing an imaginary ‘doormat’ tattoo across his forehead? Its not a great start is it. From day one everyone knows who wears the trousers.

Its like having your balls in a little box on the mantelpiece while your wife and her boyfriend have a laugh about asking her father-in-law for your hand in marriage.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator