There’s every chance that like me, cunters everywhere have become sick and tired of the two words ‘Harry Potter’ over the years. The cunty boy wizard and his works have been everywhere these past couple of decades, endlessly promoted and hyped, shown and re-shown, printed and re-printed, and utterly merched to death.

Well just when it seemed that all the fucking hoo-ha might finally have died down a bit, more bad news breaks. It transpires that subscription telly giant HBO is to re-do the entire Potter canon, over seven ‘seasons’ no less. Just what the world of popular culture and entertainment needed, something entirely new and original. Not. As you’ll see from the undernoted link, yet another media blitz is about to get underway.

All the novels have already been filmed, and not that long ago at that, so why the need to film the whole bastard thing all over again? The Yank film and tv industry seems to be utterly obsessed with the idea of remakes and ‘re-imaginings’, often to the detriment of new ideas. Or maybe JK’s down to her last couple of billion and feels that her finances need a leg-up.

So yet another ‘classic’ gets a re-do, whether or not it actually needs it (and this one fucking well doesn’t). It’s utter saturation of the market. As an aside, it remains to be seen just how much Rowling (who seems very anti ‘woke’) might let the makers get away with in terms of using the series as a vehicle for foisting any possible ‘progressive’ agenda on the audience if they’re that way inclined. It seems to be very much the Hollywood way these days. As politicians are prone to say, ‘we’ll just have to wait and see’. Personally I can’t wait.

Express.

FREE DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF!
with every box of Persil.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

are cunts.

Some ne’er do well sand wőg has got its bedsheets in a knot as The Mould has infested her council flat,again.

Instead if packing its bags and moving back to a shanty house made of mud and corrugated iron in Faisalabad the ungrateful old witch has roped in yet another set of soppy cunts to “highlight the issues”..

Seems to me Mrs Coleslaw is another grasping foreigner too bone idle to clean her disgusting sty of a home so has decided to get a brigade of lefties to cobble together a story in the hope of yet another “compensation claim”.

Please feel free to fuck off out of it,you dreadful harridan.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry and link kindly supplied by Sam Beau.

Britain faces many problems – SurKweer trying to turn us into a communist state, via the EU, Rachel From Accounts bankrupting every British business, Sadiq Kunt turning London into a third world hell hole ruled by knife wielding riff-raff, Ed Miliband offering power cuts and bills through the roof, Putin totally losing his shit, but what is exercising the Daily Mail, apart from cancer?

This plain and pricey old bag, who gushes to soap stars and theatrical royalty,and wets her knickers when she speaks to an actual American film “star”, Lorraine has infested morning television for 14 years, apparently, and regards herself as a Goddess, and is miffed because her otiose show is being cut from 60 minutes to 30 and she will only gush for 30 weeks a year instead of 52. Her employers love her so much they even offered to let her “retire” a year early, which shows the value they place on her squawkfest. She is 65 and concerned about her future – after all she isn’t getting any younger, and by the look of that face she isn’t getting any. Surely the easy money she would get on the old age pension should be enough for the old bissom. There is always the food bank at the end of the road, though I doubt they dish out deep fried Mars bars.

She is not the only one – Richard Madley, the wine expert, has had a whine because he was going to be sacked, but by snarling and having a hissy fit he has been “spared”. Desperation is a terrible thing to behold. One more contract is like one more fix for a drug addict, or one more drink for an alcoholic. They have virtually no self respect if they are prepared to beg for their useless jobs.

These halfwits seem to think the world revolves around them, and the comfort they bring to the proletariat – but how up their own arses they sound. Does anybody really NEED morning TV?. It encourages lazy housewives to lounge around in their night attire all morning (get in the kitchen and wash those fucking dishes, woman!), students who can’t be bothered to study, and the unemployed. I can imagine the typical morning TV fan is that Stacey Solomon woman and her half witted husband Joe Swash, and their chavvy children, all sitting there scratching their arses.

ITV is very short of money – the solution is obvious, scrap the morning sofas and self important “journalists” (“is Mick Jagger doing anything cool this week?”), play the test card till teatime, and tell all these bottom feeder to fuck off and get a proper job.

Problem solved – simples!

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Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

That attention seeking unflushable turd that is Amanda fucking Holden is going for the attention seeking world championship I reckon.

The ultimate in trying to immortalise yourself in plastic/wax for people to look at for years to come.

Now I thought her taxidermists had already rebuilt the old whore in plastic and was, but yet she needs more, I support at least the Tussauds one will probably have less plastic than the real thing, be less wooden and have a better personality, maybe in 6 weeks when it’s removed and stuffed into the shredder that will be the most entertaining thing she or her alter ego waxwork will have ever done.

This cunt is suffering from Meghan Markle syndrome…

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Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Supreme leader John Swinney is a cunt.

While I generally like the guy and believe he will turn out to be a much better supreme leader than Krankie was, his latest mouth opening seems a bit suspect.

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To accuse an advert of being racist when it is simply quoting a very different racist and politically corrupt statement seems a very silly thing to do, the point of alienating oneself from the natives.

Mr Swinney said the advert quoting wannabe supreme leader and mosque enthusiast Anal Sarwar saying he would prioritise the Pakistani community (They have community? who knew!) was racist and be should be taken down.

Yes you blind kojak cunt, It is damn racist but you seem to have missed why.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles