will deliver ‘racial justice’, says deputy mayor.

Now, I am all for rivers being cleaned up but this has puzzled me. ‘Racial justice’ ??

I haven’t been to that London for some years. There weren’t ethnics queuing up to jump off Tower Bridge then. Has something changed? Is it white supremacists shitting in the rivers to oppress the poor coloured folk?

Apparently:-
”95 per cent of black adults and 80 per cent of black children do not swim – regardless of whether they know how to or not.”

Que? How can you fucking swim if you dont know how to?

Why is it that these fucking morons crow bar racism into everyfuckingthing? Do public baths bar ethnics in that London? Do school swimming lessons bar the fuckers or does the weight of their knives sink them.

This shite is from somefucker called Mete Coban. People voted for him.

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

I can’t be the only one to remember, during the affair of Boris’ birthday cake debacle hearing the spidery little voice of bulldyke cow Angela Eagle cropping up all the time on the BBC demanding he resign. You would have thought by the outrage in her little voice that he had but his hands on her quim. Hell hath no fury like a mini-lesbian scorned.

Now lets go forward a couple of years, after Andrew Gwynne was caught making crass remarks, it was soon discovered a twenty something poofter M.P, Oliver Ryan had done the same thing (in his case a poof poking fun at another poof). Much worse than stopping for five minutes to savour a Mr. Kipling.

Angie’s response?: “Anyone can make a mistake”

But, apparently only if you are a Labour M.P., What a hypocritical old boot she is. She should be made to sniff AnalEase Dodd’ crustiest, dirtiest pair of undercrackers in public for a whole episode of “Question Time”. The strength of the lighting will bring out the full aroma, then she should be made to vomit over Wes Streeting’s glossy made-up face.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

BBC News.

The never ending reporting of black mould and how it is every ‘rogue’ landlord that is causing it.

Forgive me, but why is black mould only prevalent in rented homes? If it isn’t and it’s prevalent in all homes, why is it not reported appearing in homeowner accommodation? Either, because it doesn’t or if it does then it’s dealt with effectively by a responsible homeowner.

My take on the reason it appear in rented only homes, it because feckless tenants don’t give a fuck as it’s not their home, so they sit in all day doing fuck all, with the heating on, tumble dryer on, no windows open or any ventilation. When I see these reports it always seems to be in ‘cramped’ conditions and non working tenants who don’t understand no ventilation is the general cause. A lot of these tenants are also from hotter climes, so haven’t got a clue about our cooler climate.

…but apparently it’s all caused by rogue landlords….eh??

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Get this: the London Science Museum reckons Lego bricks are homophobic and transphobic!

Daily Fail

Apparently this bonkers stance re Lego is part of a museum tour on “stories of qu**r communities, experiences and identities” dreamed up by a sinister sounding group calling itself the “Gender and Sexuality Network”.

Jeez….

A “Seeing Things Qu**rly” guide states that Lego bricks are anti-LGBT because they reinforce the idea that heterosexuality is the norm (it is) due to the bricks having male or female parts that are designed to “mate” with each other.

Christ….

It further states that this is “heteronormative”, which is the idea that “heterosexuality and the male/female gender binary are the norm and everything that falls outside is unusual.”

Unusual? That’s one way of putting it. I’m sure fellow cunters can think of more appropriate words to describe it.

When I first heard about this gobbledygook I thought it must be another of Titania McGrath’s brilliant woke wind-ups, but no – it’s real!

Doubtless, if these degenerates had their way they would see our kids glueing their Lego bricks together with tranny jizz.

The London “Science” Museum… a blatant misnomer if ever there was one!

Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.