Can be cunts.

Being nosey like all women, the wife can’t resist peering over my shoulder when I’m at my laptop, just to see what I’m actually looking at. So she just caught me again, pouring over images of, er, Rachel Reeves. ‘Christ’ says she, ‘you’re weird, you’ (which is good, coming from the woman who gets hot under the collar watching that cunt Monty Don polishing his prize cucumber on ‘Gardener’s World’).

In all honesty however, I have to admit that she’s not wrong. The fact is, I hate Rachel Reeves the Labour politician and all she stands for, on top of which, she has to be the most useless Chancellor of the Exchequer of all time. The problem is that in spite of that, and in spite of the fact that she’s absolutely no looker, I find her as sexy as fuck; don’t ask me why, I just do. I reckon that he’s hotter than a navvy’s armpit.

It’s a strange attraction right enough, and I can’t explain it. I was seriously thinking of cunting myself for this perversion, but then I started to wonder whether such a taste was actually all that odd. For instance, my pal Big Al once owned up that he ‘wouldn’t say no’ to Nicola Sturgeon (yes, I know). Then there’s a very old female friend of mine who admitted (as we were on our third bottle of wine) that pug-ugly Geordie lad Jimmy Nail would be in luck if the chance ever presented itself. ‘Bloody hell, he’s really rough’ I said. ‘Yes’ she replied, licking her lips lasciviously; ‘really rough in an Armani suit’. Then there’s another old friend of mine who owned to fancying (get this) Gordon fucking Brown. ‘I want to be re-incarnated as his underpants’ she admitted, and she wasn’t joking; honestly, I kid you not.

So I’m wondering if I am indeed odd, or pretty much the same as everybody else. Are strange attractions a cunt? Come on cunters, what do you think, and who will you own up to having a weird hard-on for, under cover of the anonymity of IsAC? Tell your Uncle Ron all.

bing

Nominated by Ron Knee.

is a cunt.

A Liebor Councillor sitting on Oxfordshire Country Council has apparently “sparked outrage after she urged police to “lie in wait and nab the b*******” responsible for attaching Union flags to lampposts.

The comments from Susanna Pressel came during an Oxfordshire County Council briefing on January 6.”..

Union flags have since appeared on the street where Ms Pressel lives.

Speaking on Wednesday, the councillor condemned those responsible, describing the flags as “racist” and “intimidating”.

Indeed…unfortunately not everyone is a wóg loving traitor Susanna,so please do expect the Union Jack to fly over your street for the foreseeable.

GB news

Dear me,what a cunt.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

the irony of this warmongering lying cunt is now in charge of negotiating a ‘peace’ deal in gaza.

peace is the last word I would use when referring to Blair…..having drawn the UK into the middle east sand dwellers arguments with the non existent weapons of mass destruction bollocks, and then his and browns ‘open doors’ immigration policy which has resulted in the shithole the UK has become today, he is now put in charge of peace……..after stoking the coals in the middle east previously.

a cunt for bringing the UK to its knees and turning us into a third world country, whilst being promote as a peace envoy. maybe as there’s so few raggies left in the middle east he could negotiate for us lot to fuck off over there. seems safer than London.

bbcnews

Nominated by Chuff chugger.

Anyone feeling emotionally distressed or suicidal can call Samaritans for help on 116 123 in the UK.

The link takes cunters to a story based on a recent Sky News report in which Fraser, a pimply teenage lad with a boat race like a tragedy mask (blimey he looks just like his daddy) has got all hurty hurty after seeing some cunt blow his own head off with a handgun producing an explosion of blood. No fart phones in my day but we were all blood thirsty little beggars and had there been I am sure we would have blue toothed the clip all over the neighbourhood. “Cor Chris have a butcher’s at this”.

We had an ATC (Army Training Corps) and an AFTC (Air Force Training Corps) at school and the only reason lads joined them was to have a blast with big guns and go on exercises once a year to Norway. A few more homicidal lads went on to join the SAS and various Commando Units. All good fun. No PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) about in those days.

In the Sky News clip it beggars belief to see some traumatised little tosser burying his sobbing head into his daddy’s chest while they both cry their eyes out. Fuck me. Grow a coupla pair. Jesus wept. Come to think of it Big J came to a bit of a sticky end but let’s not dwell on that, for over 18s only with preceding trigger warnings in place.

Sky news

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.

To celebrate Scotland reaching the World Cup final the Scottish government have decided June 15th will be a lovely new Bank Holiday..

But only for those employed by….the government.

Speaking at an event in Glasgow, Swinney said: “The whole nation will come to a standstill in June – even more so in July once we’ve seen off Brazil and progressed to the knockout stages.

“This is a moment 28 years in the waiting – and I want as many people as possible to share the occasion.”

So there you have it,well done if you are on the Haggis Gravy Train..

If not,fuck off the nooo!

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry