There are a few life skills that everyone should have.
Being able to swim.
You never know when you might need to.
Being able to drive a manual car.
Even if you donât own one or have a daily need for one.
But perhaps the most basic and important life skill is being able to prepare food for yourself and your family.
The type of person that readily admits to not being able to cook or who is a self confessed bad cook is a cunt.
A coherent family is a thing of the past, with all children and most parents permanently glued to their mobile phones or watching some shit on the television.
Conversation is all but lost.
The daily ritual of gathering around the table to share a home prepared meal has now gone down the shitter.
Instead whole families go to cheap burger joints, sometimes several times a week to eat crap.
Many donât even venture inside these places as that would be far too much bother.
So instead they use the drive-through and eat the rubbish that they have brought in their cars.
If they are going to eat at home then their food is delivered in cardboard boxes by an illegal immigrant on a moped.
They then sit on the settee, around the television to eat the stuff.
There will come a time when the family table becomes redundant and homes will be built without kitchens.
Mrs Cunter went to stay with her brother and his fat, lazy wife.
There was fuck all in their kitchen except sweets and crisps.
The fridge had nothing in except bars of chocolate.
Everything they wanted to eat was delivered, including coffee to drink.
For them it was not a question of not being able to cook, they just couldnât be bothered.
We eat out a few times a week.
Nowhere that does fast food.
The rest of the time we buy fresh food and prepare it at home.
The last time I went to a fast food restaurant was in the UK when McDonaldâs opened their take away on Kensington High Street.
That was back in the 70âs.
And it was shit.
I have lived where I am for decades and I have never had food delivered or even brought a ready meal from a supermarket.
Thatâs because cooking is easy.
There are millions of recipes on the Internet.
Itâs fun to look up a new way of preparing something you fancy, sourcing the ingredients and cooking them.
You can get a lot of satisfaction from preparing and sharing food.
Canât Cook?
So you canât look after yourself or your family, you canât follow a simple set of instructions which is a recipe, or perhaps you are just a lazy cunt?
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Nominated by The Artful Cunter. Link by Jeezum Priest.
