Billy Connolly [3]

This cunt once said in an interview that when people write about him, they always include the word ‘Scottish’, and that he should have the word ‘Scottish’ tattooed across his forehead.

No, Billy – the word that should be tattooed across your forehead is ‘Cunt’ – ideally in reverse so that you can see what you are every day in the fucking mirror.

You unfunny cunt.

Nominated by Burns Ward Arsonist

Billy Connolly (2)

Billy Connolly – what fucking empirical cunt.

In all my years I have never found anything this over-excitable, boorish bellend has said to be even marginally funny. Not once. And like a radioactive turd, he ruins everything he appears in – not least that fucking episode of Columbo.

Everything about this cunt grates on me and always has. Now he appears to be in the pantheon of ‘respected’ comedy talents. How the fuck did that happen?

Cuntfuck extraordinaire.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back.