It was an atrocious spin revolving around the whopping lie that BBC3 was being moved and was therefore innovative in becoming the first channel to go exclusively online.

What utter horseshit. It’s shit, why else move it into some digital back passage where nobody will give a toss. What minuscule bits of interest it used to have got flushed away years ago and it became a closet for endless Top Gear repeats and a megaphone for that talentless twat Stacey Doodah ( and she’s made her accent very Albert Square for someone from Luton,perhaps that’s for the best). With luck she’ll get massacred by some Nicaraguan sniper next time she starts wandering around crack dens with no bra on, not that it has anything to support inher case.

Bye bye BBC3, nobody will notice and reports of your demise are much lauded.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

For fuck’s sake, is that all they can think of? Porridge was of its time with excellent scripts, actors and characters… All leading players from the series are now dead, so expect piss poor copies of McKay, Barrowclough, Godber etc… Also, a little cunt in for computer hacking in an all mod cons holiday camp modern prison is not the wide boy stuck in a shithole 70s jail, is it? Hardly the same earthiness to it really… I also don’t see how it could work…

A modern comedy in a men’s prison that will obviously be ridiculously PC and full of the token multiculti and gay characters… It’ll probably be like Mrs Brown’s Boys behind bars… Porridge was a man’s show, but this won’t be….

Nominated by: Norman