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Famous, Rich and Homeless

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Why on earth do we need Willy Thorne to tell us that the homeless have got it fairly tough? Have we all been taken in that they’re living the high life but choose to drink White Lightning due to the recession?

Don’t get me wrong, I have quite harsh ideas on the homeless and think a percentage of them are stupid/selfish cunts, but I’m not blind to their hardships. Waste of fucking time and a poor excuse for a programme.

Bet them cunts are getting paid too.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Apparently this was all done for Sport Relief (another load of fucking overhyped pointless cherriteee crap!).

Apart from yobs ( e.g. skinhead football fans from the Shed end ) going round the street playing ‘kick a vagrant’ can anyone explain to me what the fuck this has to do with sport?

Another amazingly pointless and bad taste program from and an increasingly pointless BBC…

Nominated by: Dioclese

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Simon Schama

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Having suffered the obsequious twat, Simon Schama, on Question Time flapping around like a twatting windmill and getting really pissed off it’s high time this nutter got cunted.

His idea of history is incredulous and he always speaks as though he’s just come out of the dentist. And the fucker earns his living in the states so how come he feels it’s his jehovah given right to pontificate on British history. He needs a real good trashing.

And to top it all the Beeb has the audacity to give the twat a series on civilisation with the aptly named Mary Beard and some other git.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

Tony Hall [2]

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Tony Hall of the BBC is in the crosshairs for an almighty cunting.

I’ve just watched the mealy-mouthed establishment in-bred git squirming on all the news channels whining about ‘it’s the victims we must be focus sing on right now’. Well, what a fucking brilliant bit of diversionary surprise there as the 1000 page jazz mag of Savile shame hits the shit covered fan. Funny he should share the same surname as the other goggle box rapist Stuart.

Apparently there is still a culture of fear in the BBC, surely not, there’s too much fucking micro management for that to happen.

Let the whole sinking ship veer off in the general direction of the Marie Celeste, starting with the ritual slaughter of the arch-criminal Botney, an odious and nasty piece of work. For someone so fucking educated I’ve always been astonished he ended up entangled in the lard-arsed web of massive fibs that was Kids Company and Batmanrobin.

I wonder if they got a mention in the report.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

BBC 3

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The BBC is due an almighty cunting after the One Show’s shameless and shameful half hour plug tonight for the shit that was BBC3.

It was an atrocious spin revolving around the whopping lie that BBC3 was being moved and was therefore innovative in becoming the first channel to go exclusively online.

What utter horseshit. It’s shit, why else move it into some digital back passage where nobody will give a toss. What minuscule bits of interest it used to have got flushed away years ago and it became a closet for endless Top Gear repeats and a megaphone for that talentless twat Stacey Doodah ( and she’s made her accent very Albert Square for someone from Luton,perhaps that’s for the best). With luck she’ll get massacred by some Nicaraguan sniper next time she starts wandering around crack dens with no bra on, not that it has anything to support inher case.

Bye bye BBC3, nobody will notice and reports of your demise are much lauded.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

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Remaking Porridge

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More Beeb cuntery… The twats want to remake Porridge… With Fletch’s grandson in the nick for computer hacking…

For fuck’s sake, is that all they can think of? Porridge was of its time with excellent scripts, actors and characters… All leading players from the series are now dead, so expect piss poor copies of McKay, Barrowclough, Godber etc… Also, a little cunt in for computer hacking in an all mod cons holiday camp modern prison is not the wide boy stuck in a shithole 70s jail, is it? Hardly the same earthiness to it really… I also don’t see how it could work…

A modern comedy in a men’s prison that will obviously be ridiculously PC and full of the token multiculti and gay characters… It’ll probably be like Mrs Brown’s Boys behind bars… Porridge was a man’s show, but this won’t be….

Nominated by: Norman

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