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Bake off

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That fucking pile of turd, the Great British bake off has started again, for fucks’ sake. I have never seen it, and never will, but like everything I hate, it gets inescapable.

Who gives a rats arse about watching some nobody baking a fucking cake? Cunts, that’s who. Fuck the BBC, drivel peddling thieves.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Apart from being cunts, what do spray tan pikey Paul Hollywood, scrotum skinned Mary Berry and that lesbian and her pal have in common.

They all got £500,000 from the TV license payer last year to watch other cunts baking.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

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Strictly Cunts Prancing

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More Strictly Cunt Dancing is afoot, I see…

What a load of bollocks and what a bunch of cunts…

Mind you, I’d give that Daisy Lowe an immense tonking though…

Nomimated by: Norman

Strictly is back then. My Dad would have loved it.

“Load of fairies fucking prancing about! What a load of old bollocks!”

Spot on, Dad…

Nominated by: Dioclese

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The BBC’s FA Cup Final coverage

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Once done with dedication, humour and style (actually, ITV were always better at it though), the Cup Final is now yet another victim of BBC cuntitude…

Some mong who call himself DJ Yoda (fucking sad bastard!) doing ‘loops’ of David De Gea muttering or LVG falling on his arse (someone should tell this nu-footie twat that ITV’s ‘The Big Match’ were doing comedy loops of footage in the early 70s)…

And right now there is someone on, who can only be described as some sort of ‘theatrical’ golliwog on crack, mincing through the highlights of this season’s cup ties… A quite good tribute to Jimmy Hill was on before all this crap came on, and seeing all this celeb infested, PC, let’s have an OTT black presenter shite almost makes me miss old Chinny…

Things ain’t what they used to be…

Nominated by : Norman

That Gary Lineker is a right cunt too. Knows about as much about football as he does about fucking Walker’s crisps…

As for the cup final, I’d rather sit here and write up “…is a cunt” which gives you a rough idea how much I love BBC Sport and the Cup Final in particular.

Nominated by : Dioclese

The BBC [4]

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The BBC are utter cunts. They are so far up themselves I’m surprised they can even see the fucking caviar and champagne at their functions (all on fucking expenses no doubt.) Their disdain for anyone who isn’t part of their in-crowd is legendary.

It’s always amused me that these “progressive” BBC twats are funded by what is effectively a poll tax.

CUNTS!!!!!

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

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