BBC’s Dracula – saw the first episode yesterday. I fully expected it to be shite, and it surpassed all expectations. This was not unexpected as it is typical of the BBC to ruin everything they touch with their pointless ‘re-imaginings’ of classic stories – even more so, since Moffat and Gatiss were behind this.

They naturally had to introduce a homosexual element, where a nun asks Jonathan Harker if he had sexual intercourse with Dracula. The nun was of course portrayed as free spirited and empowered. She also turned out to be called Van Helsing. So you can already see, presumably, that an empowered woman is going to be Dracula’s nemesis. There was also a black and a Chinese nun – just what you would expect to find in a convent in 1890s Hungary. Dracula himself started off with an eastern European accent and gradually ended up sounding like an East End wide boy. It’s in three episodes, so can only get worse.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Now, this used to be a fascinating night when I was younger, but in recent years it’s been a pile of cunt, usually fronted by either a potato crisp salesman or a `national treasure’ Lesbian.

Now, given the recent results of the `Glorious 12th’, I have been dipping my toe back into the bizarre world of ‘today identifying as Auntie BEEB,’ so thought I’d give it a go. Well, fuck me. After some Dark key footballerist who is apparently descended from Jesus himself, the greatest sporting highlights this year appear to be wimminz football, wimminz rugby, wimminz cricket, and any number of raspberries able to steer their wheelchairs without stacking it, oh, and Michael van Gerwen, presumably because he represents Europe.

Fuck off until you can do it properly again, you bunch of faggot, virtue signalling, Libtard arsewipes.

Cunts.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

I know, it’s been done to death, but could we please have another extra large Cunting for the BBC, please?

Not content with having recently dug up H.G.Wells and pissed all over his corpse, with their righteous ‘now’ version of War of the Worlds, Auntie Beeb has deemed it necessary to ruin the start of my Christmas TV, by fucking about with Dickens.

That’s right folks, the BBC have dug up Mr Dickens and made him look a right Charlie.

In their ‘new’ adaption of ‘A Christmas Carol’, a younger Eb Scrooge strolls about his office, giving long cryptic monologues to Bob Cratchit (who now seems to be a young socialist revolutionary, barely hiding his contempt for his evil capitalist employer).
The best so far (just watched Ep.1), is that Mrs Cratchit is now a Dark-key. Yes, Bob’s in a mixed race marriage (all the rage in Victorian London weren’t they?) It’s also hinting that Mrs C may have been dabbling in a little prostitution for a few extra coins (get ready for the tale of the poor, victimised ethnic being subjugated by the evil, white property owner).

Can these millennial, righteous-signalling, snowflake Cunts keep their hands off none of our literary classics? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Fuck off BBC – stick to celebrity dancing specials, un-funny cross-dressing comedy sitcoms and bollocks soap operas. Fuck right off.

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

The BBC’s ‘Woke of the Worlds’

Cinema buffs will be aware that Hollywood has made a couple of Americanised versions of HG Wells’ classic sci-fi horror novel ‘The War of the Worlds’, both set in the modern day, and set in Um-mur-cur, naturally. I was therefore very happy to learn that a TV version has been made; at last, I thought, a British version that brings with it the chance of a faithful adaptation of the book! How naive can you get?

Yes, my heart promptly sank on learning that the new ‘Worlds’ drama has been done by the fucking PC obsessed Beeb. No surprise then to learn that it’s been ‘updated’. Writer Peter Harness has created the new central character that the story has been crying out for all these years; ‘Amy’, the proverbial strong, ‘modern’ woman. Harness describes Amy as ‘the person who carries the narrative from beginning to end’ in this adaptation. She even gets to deliver the legendary ‘no one would have believed’ introduction originally made by the novel’s un-named narrator, who’s christened ‘George’ here. Actress Eleanor Tomlinson calls her character ‘ground breaking’, and ‘a modern woman compared to her acquaintances’. A relationship has been formulated between her and the character Ogilvy which apparently is ‘key’ to the drama (never mind the fact that no such thing exists in the source). Ogilvy too has been ‘updated’. It’s alluded to that he might be homosexual! How fascinating.

The action has also been moved forward a few years into the Edwardian era. The significance of this shift eludes me, but Harness reckons (wait for it) that this ‘allows parallels to be drawn with the modern day’. Yes well, isn’t that just what we need a period piece to do? Cue ‘an exploration’ of ‘crossovers regarding politics, invasion, colonialism and empire building’. Rafe Spall, who plays George, gushes that one scene in particular allows his character to ‘correlate empire and colonialism to the Martian invasion and the massacre of humankind’. Christ on a bike.

Yes, I’d say that this will really resonate with modern audiences. After all, the last thing anybody wants to do nowadays is shut themselves off from loony modern agendas and lose themselves in a good old fashioned escapist thriller of a winter’s evening. Just what is it with the fucking BBC? What’s the point of going to all the expense of recreating a period world if you then disregard historical context in pursuit of a mis-matched ‘progressive’ pc agenda? Why stop there? Why not just get rid of George altogether, or cast Idris fucking Elba? Why not make Amy a disabled lesbian? (etc etc).

I don’t know about the rest of you out in IsAC land, but I’m getting too old for this shit. ‘Woke of the Worlds’, my arse.

Nominated by Ron Knee

BBC’s War of the Worlds – I know that someone has already nominated this, and I was going to wait until I had seen the first episode (today 17th November, with ISAC ready for an emergency nomination), but after reading the blurb in the TV guide, I feel that I need to put in my two cents worth now.

Naturally the BBC feels the need to make it relevant to a modern audience. It has taken a minor female role from the book, and transformed her into the lead character. According to the TV guide, Eleanor Tomlinson is no stranger to depicting strong, passionate women, so she’s perfectly cast as Amy, a fiercely intelligent woman yada yada …..

Eleanor says that she loves the fact that there’s more of Amy in it, she’s not in the book that much, which she was a bit shocked by. (Why dearie? It was written in the 1890’s). She goes on to say that when she read the script ” I was like, oh thank God for that!”
“She’s a very modern woman so she’s certainly breaking the rules of the time. What I love about her is that she is sort of the leader of the partnership. She wears the trousers, which is great blah blah….”

Having read this pile of cack, it is almost certain that Al Beeb will also bring in a gay character, or at least a subliminal message. Also a mixed race couple, which will naturally be seen as quite normal for 1897.

I think I’ve talked myself out of wasting an hour of my life.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

And while we’re at it :
Snowflake Lecturing about the Past

I watched the third and final part of the BBC’s ‘period’ adaption of H.G.Wells Sci-fi classic, “War of the Worlds” last night. I’d like to say I was surprised at the script writers, but really I am just disgusted with them.

An exchange between one of the main characters ‘George’and his brother, comparing the Martian invasion to British colonialism: “This is what we do, isn’t it? – the British” “We’ve been doing this to people for years. People who don’t know better. Just think what it would have been like for a man in the jungle to have seen white people for the first time, to not have received friendship but death.”

No such text or passage is part of H.G Wells book.

Great Britain had an Empire. Great Britain practiced colonial expansion and rule over foreign nations. It is our HISTORY. Good, bad or indifferent, It is the HISTORY of our ancestors.

Just as the Germans have their HISTORY of Nazi rule and state sanctioned genocide.
Just as the Italians have their HISTORY of a Roman empire that conquered and subjugated half the world.

For those interested in HISTORY – there are many books, documentaries, films, museums and internet articles discussing HISTORY ad infinitem.

There is no place, for injecting left wing, liberal ideals & opinions about a specific historical period, into contemporary drama or indeed, a science fiction story, beloved in English Literature. This endless snowflake obsession with drudging up the past, and trying to indoctrinate a sense of shame into today’s society for the crimes of our countries past (and the suggestion of financial reparations to be made to all those we ever wronged)

Will Germany be sending money to the UK for the Blitz? To Poland, France, the Czech Republic, Hungary and Israel for the Holocaust? Will Italy be sending money to the UK, France, Germany, Greece, most of Europe and North Africa for the conquests of the Roman Empire?

To the BBC, I say: If you want to discuss the past and impose your own morals and views upon that history, then do so honestly and in the appropriate forum.

LEAVE ENGLISH LITERATURE ALONE.

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Prince Andrew’s disastrous interview last Saturday on the BBC Newsnight programme. Can’t believe anybody else hasn’t nominated him as a right royal cunt already yet.

Blimey, just so arrogant, thick and it seems the poor deluded, self-righteous sod appears to be suffering from particularly frequent, albeit temporary, nasty bouts of amnesia. No sympathy for the poor, sex trafficked, teenage sex slaves and this dozy, over-privileged, pompous cunt didn’t see anything wrong?

Know a good pizza when you see one though, don’t you!!

The guy can’t even remember being in that photo with his arm around the girl’s waist. Never met her apparently. Yeah right, Andrew. You might be a cunt, but don’t treat the rest of us as cunts, you cunt.

Nominated by BaldlieBoyz

A right Royal cunting please for His Royal Highness, Prince Andrew.

Everyone who has seen his excruciatingly awful, awkward and downright bizarre Newsnight interview, is just mouth agape at how out of touch with real life this spoilt, over-privileged arsehole is.

Many journalists have described the interview as ‘car crash’ TV, but the most accurate review I read said : “I expected a train wreck, but that was a plane crashing into an oil tanker, causing a tsunami, triggering a nuclear explosion level bad”. It has since been revealed that his PR lackey strongly advised against it, and quit his job when his opinion was ignored.

This guy is completely devoid of any remorse, shame or sympathy for his matter of fact ignorance of the abuse of under age girls, that was going on under his nose – even if he wasn’t taking part himself. As the father of two daughters, it begs the question where his moral compass was, or why his danger radar wasn’t raising concern – but there I am showing my own naivety, as he probably did very little ‘parenting’ himself. It was most likely a team of tutors, valets and social coaches raising the young princesses.

Ultimately, it just shows how the social circle of this ancient elite are so far removed from the lives of us ordinary people. He described Epstein’s conducted as ‘unbecoming’ – “Unbecoming?” Maitlis asked, incredulously “He sexually abused underage children!”

He described himself as ‘not a party goer’ and that the much published photo of him with his arm around the waist of a 17-year-old (at the time) young girl, as “unlikely”.

“I have no recollection of ever meeting her” and “those are the type of clothes I travel in. I would not wear them on an evening out”.

Photos of him in similar clothing, with ‘other’ young women draped around him ‘partying’, seem to disprove his claims of a monk like existence of public service.

There’s ‘another shoe to drop’ in this saga, methinks…..

Nominated by Lord of the Rings