This morning they played a song called ‘Empire State Of Mind’ on the radio… Obviously a rip-off of Billy Joel’s 1976 song ‘New York State Of Mind’, Keys has a voice that could peel paint off Blackpool Tower, and the words? Rhyming Brooklyn Bridge with ’empty fridge’ and shouting ‘Noo Yawk!’ over and fucking over…

How does this substandard sixth form shite ever get to be recorded and distributed?! I defy anyone to listen to this wank and not be irritated by the song and her awful fucking voice…

Apparently that arrogant jigaboo Jay Zed cunt was also involved in this pile of audio cack, so I hate it even more now…

Didn’t have anything against Keys until now but the tuneless squawking cunt shouldn’t annoy me in the morning when it’s pissing down and I’m a in a bad mood… So, bollocks to her…

Nominated by: Norman