For me, one of Friday’s most surreal moments, was reading about Alistair Campbell accusing Kelvin McKenzie of telling lies and being part of a propaganda machine during the Referendum campaign.

Seriously, Campbell? YOU accusing others of telling lies and being part of a propaganda machine? You? One of the biggest liars the 20th Century has EVER produced…accusing someone of lying? That takes some fucking brass neck my friend.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Campbell is always banging on about suffering from depression, fishing for sympathy. Here’s a tip; stop being Alistair Campbell you pontificating skidmark.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye