‘Alan Carr’s New Year Specstacular’ with guests fat unfunny cunt James Corden, unfunny wanky Keith Lemon, boring ex-rugby player Ben Cohen, poncy reality dancer Abbey Clancy, crappy BB presenter Emma Willis and seriously unfunny Seann Walsh apparently helped Alan bring in 2014 with some great party games and general new year madness.

Plus there was live ‘music’ from Tinie Tempah and Katy B. Fuck me! That was music?

Who says that turkeys are for Christmas?

There’s enough cunts here to keep this site going until February! Let’s face it, Carr could keep it going for a month by himself…

Nominated by: Dioclese