Adele [7]

Posted on February 20, 2022 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Adele is a cunt.
Pluses- Lost a bit of weight, worth a shag, but you are getting kicked out of bed in the morning.
Minus- How many times can you sing the same shit about being dumped?
Every second song on the radio is Adele (the others are that ginger cunt Ed Sheeran. Can someone please cunt him) (He’s been cunted 7 times – NA)
Crying like a baby on social media about your Vegas shows. (Boo fuckin hoo)
Your music is boring as fuck, maybe you should ask yourself why you keep getting dumped? Maybe you and Ed Sheeran could hook up, then break up, and give you both some angst to write another song about a failed relationship. Fuck off Adele, you CUNT

https://pagesix.com/2022/02/01/adele-vegas-residency-may-be-a-goner-with-sets-removed-sources/
(Link provided by that stud muffin, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntybaws

Adele’s arse

Posted on May 14, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Adele is a cunt…

Amongst the collective media skin colour over actual talent arselicking of Fatarse Beyonce at Coachella, our very own lardy and tuneless one got some publicity out of it…. Adele posted pics of herself on Instacunt wetting herself over Coconut Bey’s appearance… The sight of Adele flicking her hair all over the place, twerking her fat arse, and pretending to play a trumpet in front of a television set is all too distressing and disgusting to bear…

Stupid fat slag…

Adele [5]

Posted on August 19, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

What a total cunt!

Adele drops into Vancouver and ‘happens’ to visit a cat café which is very popular in JAPAN! Everyone else in Vancouver has to make a reservation to visit this shitty-business-plan-government-subsidized commercial for the SPCA, but not Adele. Why would she? This cunt doesn’t even live there, so no reservation required!

Just rocks up to the double security door (lest any kitties escape) with her kid and her fat, fat ass and mention that she’s Adele (her publicist smoothed it by saying an employee noticed the resemblance) and voilà, open table. A table which has a minimum charge AND cover charge for everyone else in town.

What an entitled cunt!

Nominated by: Dax

Adele [4]

Posted on August 10, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Adele is still a cunt…

If anyone else got a warning from the BBC about swearing, they’d either
(a) not swear or
(b) subtly get it in during a song by modifying their lyrics…

But of course Adele is gobbing off like an irritating kid that has just got a toy trumpet… Every other minute with an irritating noise…. She didn’t look cool, clever,or hard… She looked like what she is: a chav got lucky…

How this cut price bint became a superstar, I’ll never know… If Adele wasn’t rich or famous she’d be baring her vast arse in Magaluf, puking up all the sambuca and WKD she’d drank and picking fights with her mates…. Fame and money can’t buy style or class…

As my old nana used to say ‘You can put a ribbon ’round a turd… But, at the end of the day, it’s still a turd….’

Nominated by: Norman

Adele [3]

Posted on February 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Adele! Adele! Adele! I am sick to to death of this fucking cunt…

First I am tortured by her squawking crap on the radio where I work…

If it isn’t ‘Hello’ (yet another ‘a bloke has dumped me because I am a fat whining cunt’ song) then it’s ‘When We Were Young’ (aka ‘Before I was dumped’) or that pile of shite ‘The Rumour Has it’…Will somebody tell this pig ignorant tart that it’s ‘rumour has it…’ There is no fucking ‘The….’

And if she is not caterwauling, the silly cow is on telly going on about how she ‘bursts into tears spontaneously’ because her microphone failed or something…. The stupid chav got lucky hag wants to to try some real work or problems… And if that’s not enough, Adele is now on the front of every newspaper in Britain, blubbering a the Brit Awards and looking like a cross between Mick Miller (The Comedians) and a baboon wearing lipstick….

Adele is a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

I keep hearing about Adele being so fucking great that I relented and downloaded (not bought mind you) her 25 album. I gave it a good listening – mainly to see if I could get to understand a word she was singing because her east end diction is fucking dreadful!

I’ve deleted now. Sadly I’ll never get those 45 odd minutes of my life back again and I really regret that…

And if Adele and Coldplay are the height of British music achievement then this country really has not got any talent any more. We’re fucked!

Nominated by: Dioclese