Another cunting please for these useless spunk trumpets.

Why oh why do these fat arsed bitches have to leave the fucking offside passenger doors open?

Add to that the cross sectional area of their arses (which have satellites orbiting within the gravity field), plus the fact my van has insufficient fuel to slingshot around said arse in the middle of the road.

Please put the monglets on the nearside and every one is safe. On a good day the local primary school has vehicles parked on both sides of the fucking road then said cunts escort little Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia in the gap down between said illegally parked vehicles.

Bah CUNTS

Nominated by: CuntyMort

LONG TV ADVERT BREAKS:

It seems that the arseholes that make TV adverts, where sweet fragrant Davina is married to Abdul, a man with a lavatory brush under his chin, and has one half caste little girl with frizzy hair and a little white blond boy who Adolf would have been proud to call his son, and grins as she opens another box of All Bran (having first ensured she has a good supply of that air freshener that disperses especially malodorous smells emerging from the lavatory), then goes into the boring old white fart who lives next door, opens his post and gives her advice on Sun Life’s Over 50 Insurance Plan, before going home to discover she has pissed herself and gets into a pair of Tena Ladies PDQ before discovering a Wowcher deal and “she “THINKS” she likes it” – so much for the cost of living crisis), don’t have long enough to spread their “creative” juices, so the ever so helpful broadcasters want the advert breaks extended:

BBC News Link

“Longer and more frequent” – so even more funeral adverts, more mobile phone contract fraudsters, Haribo adverts where adults talk like 4 year olds, and some old obese cunt trying to knock down the able-bodied in his cripples chariot “scooter”. Even more Dark Keys advertising filthy smelling “fast food”, and those ugly men and wimminz who perform a sort of opera for a washing powder on rainy days (the sort of opera that old slapper Angela Rayner might just about understand).

Even 20 years ago when ITV/Channel 5 had the rights to show the “Columbo” stories, films that had a running time of 70 minutes were put in slots with running times of at least 90 minutes, and on Channel 5 sometime even longer. “Love Your Garden” with a running time of 47 minutes today, placed in a 60 minute slot, will probably be renamed “Love Your Windowbox” with a running time of 15 minutes in a 60 minute slot.

What will be the point of watching anything on commercial channels?. And to think BBC 4 will soon be no more, replaced with the homosexual and tranny lovers of BBC 3. What will be the point of even having a TV – apart from silly old cows like ths spouse who would have nothing to live for without Emmerdale Farm noth of today and eons ago. I’d get rid of the TV tomorrow, since they still reject my idea for a weekly two hour programme of striptease from the top London clubs.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

And in a similar vain, here’s one from Sick of It

Is nothing sacred anymore.

The old farts TV, daytime TV, the Sweeney, Professionals, Minder and so on, watched by old farts, they must be otherwise why would the adverts be aimed at people in later life. SunLife, Pure Cremation and Throw you in a cardboard box and chuck it on a bonfire (made that one up).

The thing you can be sure of is the adverts will be white, old twat handing his phone to a neighbour so she can call SunLife ‘they are ever so friendly’, a youngish woman telling us about a cheap no fuss funeral, ‘peace of mind isn’t it mum’, that dopey cunt saying ‘my lot know how to party’. Yes they are fucking shit but everyone is white.
Not anymore Pure Cremation have broken away, obviously a well off old white couple with a daughter and husband, a couple of kids but the son in law is a full on Rasta type.

Just wait for SunLife and Simple whatever to jump on the bandwagon, nothing left for us poor white folk to hang onto.

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Kate Bush is top of the charts.

Inflation is raging.

The cold (in fact a real) war is back.

And leading the way back to the 80s, or perhaps even further back to the 70s, is Mick Lynch, RMT union dinosaur. He drops so many aitches that a little man has to follow him around to sweep them up with a dustpan and brush. He talks of “my committee”, “my members”, “getting round the table”, “this tory government”. Yes friends,  all the old clichés are there as used by Hugh Scanlon, Jack Jones,  Arthur Scargill et al.

I have to admit he is impressive in the way the late Bob Crowe was. He has a way with words and won’t back down.

And we are all suffering due to the economic conditions. But do those supporting Lynch learn nothing from (recent) history. Chasing inflation with absurd wage claims will only drive it upwards. Remember BL works demanding 35% more for building crap cars?

The railways were kept afloat during the pandemic with public money. They are still operating well below capacity because a lot of people continue to work from home. The fares are ridiculously high and will have to go up to cover wage rises. This is a mad merry-go-round which more and more groups will join. Aslef next. Then Royal Mail. Even the barristers are striking!  Give into one lot and the rest will follow.

And despite Kier Starmer’s pathetic pleas many of his MPs are joining the picket lines.  If Boris bales and Labour creep in then we are truly back to beer and sandwiches in No.10. No, not covid parties but a prime minister hosting union leaders and giving in to all their demands.

What a prospect.

London Economic News Link

Nominated by: Sir Percy Percy

Saint Greta of The Thunder-Cunt! “How dare you” show up (probably via CO2 belching private jet, followed by limousine and / or helicopter) at the Glastonbury festival! Correct me if I am wrong, but festivals used to be about the music, socialising, shagging in a tent and getting pissed.

Escapism without politics or preachy, mong faced hypocrites. Is there no facet of our entertainment industry that hasn’t been infiltrated by preachy, radical left, cynical lunatics?

According to the sycophantic MSM, the scowling dour Thunder-Cunt was lovingly received by festival goers!

You’d believe from all of the glowing press reports that this ‘phenomenal’, ‘inspirational’ little troll was The Second Coming of Christ.

What did she contribute to the event? The Swedish climate doom grifter gave a patronising ten minute ‘speech’, reading from pre-prepared notes (allegedly written by her equally deranged ghostwriter).

So sweet fuck all then. Rather like Attenborough’s vomit inducing ‘eco’ propaganda at the Jubilee.

Coincidentally the millionaire, depressing, nihilist waste of space muppet has another book coming out in October. Hmm… The great climate grift continues.

Fuck Off Thundercat and take that The Walking Dead tribute act that is Macca and Ross with you! I suggest you visit China and spout your spoiled, entitled green vitriol there. See how long you last. Take Stinky Rebellion with you, you cunt!

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Lord O’ The Cunts

I’d also like to nominate religion…. all religions. No link required as every one knows the horse shit that is religion.

Imagine being such a simple cunt that you believe in a magical sky wizard, I instantly take a strong hatred for such cunts, these backwater inbred fucktards deserve to be drowned for polluting mankind and holding the rest of us back.

You’d have to be a special kind of gullible cunt to believe in any religious bullshit scripture.

As the comedian David Cross once said about the bible…..

“Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favourite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again…all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didn’t know how to write… so…”

……and still some naive cunts still spout this shit as fact. These cunts must become worm food for the sake of humanity before it’s too late. Fuck me, there’s more reality in a kid’s fucking ladybird book.

Nominated by: Hate filled cunt