Doomed. Doomed I tell thee.
We are all going to die on Monday. Don’t say you haven’t been warned. Every media outlet the same. Doomed.

Stay indoors. In a bath of iced water. Breathe through a tube. If you have an outside toilet (in say, New Mills) wear a hijab when going for a crap. Old cunters say goodbye to your loved ones now before it’s too late.

Swim to work. Drink 20L of water an hour. Doomed.

(How the fuck we managed in Seffrica, fuck knows.)

You have been warned. Everyfuckingwhere.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(I suppose it will be blamed on CC even though it is the middle of Summer! – Day Admin)

And then there’s this from Bertram Cuntatious DCO

I’d like an emergency cunting for the current weather.

A projected 40C in Doncaster is too fucking much. I’m off for a week on holiday and am stuck in the fucking house Monday and Tuesday as I’ll render down if I go out in that.

Can’t walk anywhere, can’t go for a nice ride on the Vespa, can’t sit in the garden, can’t even fucking breathe properly. Fuck off and give me some northern rain yer cunt.

Boris remorse is a cunt.

People were calling for his head and basically crucified him and now I’m hearing “bring back Boris” and he “wasn’t that bad”

Look, he was a lying fat cunt who couldn’t tell the truth if it did a dance in front of him. He used this inability to tell the truth to protect crooks and thieves and make some of the worst decisions I have ever seen.

He’s fiddled around the edges while inflation has shot up, he became obsessed with being some kind of dollar store Churchill by poncing around in the fucking Ukraine while we pay £4.50 for a pack of coconut macaroons.

His wife is a horse faced power hungry trollop who dictated policy on all things woke and green by tugging on his cock.

He watched while billions were handed to crooks during the scamdemic and he delivered the worst Brexit possible.

All in all, fuck off Boris….you won the election by campaigning on the right but in power you “governed” on the left if you did anything at all that is.

Rishi, Keir and all the other nobodies can eat shit and die too…cunts.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

“Deadnaming is the act of referring to a transgender or non-binary person by a name they used prior to transitioning, such as their birth name. Deadnaming may be an accidental or intentional attempt to deny, mock or invalidate a person’s gender identity”.

Is that all clear to everyone? It never ends with these fuckers does it?

This bollocks recently surfaced with the deadnaming of some cunt called Elliot Page, a Hollywoke actor/actress? who’s former name of Ellen was allowed to trend on Twitter for 45 minutes and therefore breached their hateful conduct policy. I wonder if J.K. Rowling got the same protection when hundreds if not thousands of users sent death threats and called for her to be raped?

Like a lot of the transbumber ideology it involves a lot of sticking fingers in ears and loudly shouting “LA LA LA LA” to help validate and legitimise the fairy tale. As you can see in the link below, Ellen Page at 5′ 1″ and 8st soaking wet still looks like a 15 year old lesbian and is about as convincing as a Quorn sausage.

Pink News Link (ducky).

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Fuck me, he’s being cunted again, I hear you say. However, his latest outburst deserves a cunting.

He’s perhaps a bit bored with ‘educating’ us about da racistisms, he’s now going for ‘educating’ us all about ‘sexist hate’.

Men are bad, basically. Not him though, of course.

Fuck me, I’ll let this video of him preaching again speak for itself.

What a fucking bellend. I’m sick of the England manager being a preachy, woke, wet lettuce. Coach the team how to take pens or not lose 4-0 at home to fucking Hungary (who?) How about that?

I hope his team (not my England team with him in charge) get fucking destroyed in Qatar.

The fucking shithouses.

The Drum News Link

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Well, you’ve got it in black and white here, fellow cunters.
Afghanistan don’t want interference from other countries in their affairs.
Would that include the millions of foreign aid they begged for, following the recent earthquakes?

I absolutely, totally agree that we should stop interfering.

Let’s start by cutting off any kind of humanitarian aid.

” How do you like them apples?”

The Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest