What I am about to say may make me sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I believe there is a logic to it.

When the government put those on furlough, did everyone who received it, think they would never pay it back?
Did those who received furlough think that we have a kind and benevolent government?
For those who thought they would never have to pay back furlough, more fool you.

Everything is going up in price for a reason.
The more something costs, the more vat you have to pay.
One example is fuel, which has a fuel duty cost added to it.

Are you following me so far?

Let’s say that the government then end up getting back the money they paid out.
What then?
Do prices continue to rise?
More than likely.
What if prices then drop to pre cost of living crisis levels?
The government would then use that as a powerful election tool to keep them in power.
It would look as if they had been the ones instrumental in lowering prices and looking after the common people.

I guess this is really a double cunting.

A cunting for the engineered cost of living crisis, and a cunting for the government.

Nominated by: Andy

Caroline Henry.. Oh dear!
The classic example of not practicing what you preach.

BBC News Link

Now, should we follow Caroline’s example, and scream about every, several mph over the limit, whilst claiming to come down hard on speeding, or should we just put her in the village stocks and throw rotting food at her?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

It seems like every time I go to look at the news on line, or occasionally a newspaper, this cunt pops up like a bad penny.

Whilst I think most of us would agree it is sensible to think about what you eat and take sufficient exercise, if you took any notice of this cunt you would be on a wheel for 12 hours a day like a fucking hamster, with a similar diet.

I wonder if it has occurred to the tedious cunt that his message may be somewhat diluted by his constant appearances, books and advice , rather like a patronising relative who drops in all the time.

Instead of worrying about the state of your arteries, you begin to wonder if it is possible to die of boredom or if it is all just took much effort – or if that is the only way to get away from the cunt.

Express News Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

They’re seen as a British institution,
Fly over for the Queens birthday and special events,
Always advertised top billing on posters for events…

They’re boring as fuck aren’t they?

Fast moving jets that have release coloured smoke.
Zzzzz☹️ (Greta won’t be happy. “How Dare They!” – Day Admin)

It holds my attention for about 3 seconds.
Even as a kid I’d struggle to stay awake watching this aerial dullness.

If they want to make it more interesting have blind pilots,
Or pilots who’ve never flown before.
Maybe drop bombs filled with toffees?

Dunno, but its a waste of time and effort in my book,
Just replace them with a wet t-shirt contest.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

According their website: DragQueen StoryHour Web Site Drag Queen Story Hour UK provide fun and interactive kids shows with amazing and talented drag performers! Drag Queen Story Hour UK wants to show the world that being different is not a bad thing, and by providing imaginative role models for children to look up to, we can change the world book by book!”

The Telegraph (Telegraph News Link) states that the project is run by Sab Samuel, a 27-year-old male children’s author, who performs as Aida H Dee in a sequined dress with heavy make-up. The classes, which begin at Reading Borough Council libraries on July 25 and will involve 3,000 children, claim to “teach inclusivity” and encourage attendees to “get fabulous”.

It seems that some parents are not buying into this new orthodoxy (you know the one, where 2 + 2 = whatever the fuck they say it does), and are not completely relaxed on the idea of their children being indoctrinated by deviants in dresses.

Some have tried to block book tickets to prevent the shows from going ahead. Oxfordshire County Council defended the upcoming drag sessions in its libraries as “appropriate and well-suited for the advertised age groups”.

Phew, that’s a huge relief, ‘cos we can always trust a LibDem / Labour / Green coalition to uphold normal heterosexual family values, so no worries there, then.

It seems that the parents (or some other unnamed clandestine organisation) have been branded …wait for it… (drum roll, please) a “far-right neo-Nazi group” by Drag Queen Story Hour.

So, let me get this straight: parents who have perfectly legitimate concerns regarding teaching young children about ‘gender fluidity in childhood’ because it might skull-fuck them, are conflated with a fascist regime that repressed free speech and indoctrinated an entire nation? Hold on, that sounds suspiciously what premium-grade cunts like Drag Queen Story Hour and those zealots that push the trans agenda are up to…

Our lauded national broadcaster took a different tack (of course), applauding the fact that the drag act goes on despite all the hate mail:

BBC News Link

The BBC are coy on the exact number of hate mail and the content, but I imagine some of them were fucking hilarious.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt