When will they leave us be. If it’s not politicians, it’s celebrities, if it’s not footballers it’s journalists, if it’s not musicians it’s actors.

Why don’t you and the media who feed you jump on Bransons shuttle flight to space for a one way white knuckle ride of a lifetime. As far as I can see your self pity, self obsessed, self righteousness is fucking any chance we’ve got of living relatively normal everyday lives.

It would be an exercise similar to that of Nazi germany in the concentration camp ‘we’re really sold on this freebie but a little concerned no ones come back yet?’ ‘Don’t worry this is as safe as anything controlled by money the IT infrastructure was built by Apple and Google, the rockets by Tesla and Virgin, the interior was designed by a team of celebrities headed by Meghan and Victoria, the plastics were compromised and made in China as it ran a little over budget, but overall as you can imagine these ships use some of the best designed state of the art technology money can by, you really are in safe hands even the sanitary systems use unique shit spreading technology this was a pet project of Putin he has a wonderful sense of humour and is very misunderstood’

Round all these cunts up sell them a lie and jettison them into space for a lonely isolated slow death…..seriously I would want a Nobel peace prize if I pulled it off.

Nominated by: RJ Cuntingham

A Freshers Week cunting please for the arriogant stupid kids going to university for the first time, who are being indulged by Wireless 4 (latest example World At One 25th September).

The poor little fuckers are crying so sore
Sad boys and girls are they
For they can’t get pissed at freshers week
And life’s such a frightful bore

I am sick of hearing posh girls and boys whinging that it is “unacceptable” that they have to stay in their rooms, can’t go to the pub and get drunk (we have just had a concerned mummy on – Jacasca has only been to the pub once since she went back for ther 2nd yar, poor love). Their lives are ended.

The silly mummy bitch thinks we ought to have more “test track and trace”

The 3Ts is the latest throwaway line for the stupid, just as in Blair’s day it was “make a difference”. Any airhead can say it.

Could we remind these little bastards that they go to university to learn, not to get permanently pissed as they entertain themselves in the playground.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Looks like she’s having a difficult follow-through! – DA)

Lizzo – nope never heard of her either but she has apparently won a Grammy and she is black and she is fat and she has been on the cover of vogue. But why is she a cunt. . Let me explain, it is because Lizzo is getting her oversized knickers (Not panties) in a twIst because the body positive movement (The one that says it’s ok to be a fat lazy cunt) has gone mainstream and commercial and that fat cunts Like her are not feeling the full benefit of it. Lizzo has also said she sees a lot of ‘white girls’ who are curvy and not fat and therefore fat cunts Like her are being left out and it’s even more demeaning for her now the whites are apparently cashing in where she used to.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54292412

Lizzo I don’t have Abs and a six pack because it takes too much effort and I can’t be arsed to put the effort in but I can assure you if I want curves!!! like you It’s fucking easy. I sit on the couch eating cakes, sweets and ice cream. It’s a fucking sinch. That’s why you have to invent some fucking bull shit like body positive because fat cunts like you are too lazy to go for a fucking walk and to weak willed to walk past a donut shop.

Lizzo thinks being fat is normal, sorry Lizzo it fucking ain’t and by the way if you get Covid you are 50% more likely to die. So my advice is lockdown the fat cunts especially Lizzo or better still her get to sweat off a few pounds as a porter on a Covid ward.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

I have just watched his latest offering on Netflix “The Gentlemen”

Its just the same as all his other films. Ere geeza you caarnt, bollox with a cast of twats and the same old same old

A pint pot Scorsese who invented doing the same thing over and over again way before this twat.

I met him once . He was the most snobbish (im better than you) twat iv ever met.

Even “the irishman” was better than this shit. Oi Ritchie you’re not a cunt, you’re just a boring twat.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

A police officer has died in Croydon, with the suspect apparently being armed inside the station as he was not searched before being arrested, something that has been a standard operating procedure for years.

I see this death as an inevitable result of the Communist hiring policies of Cressida Strap-On and Suckdick Khunt.

Taken before his time, another victim of political correctness, may he rest in peace.

Nominated by: Cunt me in

(Police Lives Don’t Matter, it would seem – DA)