Apparently the ‘ethical’ board of Ben & Jerry’s (those of the fucking expensive ice cream) wish to prevent the sale of their products in Israel because:

‘The ice cream maker’s board argued that its social mission could be undermined’

To which a judge said ‘Like fuck will it’ or words to that effect

It’s a but cuntish for the board to state they have a ‘social’ conscience, yet this was seemingly absent when they accepted the Unilever buyout of $326m and sold their moral arses in return for shitloads of cash.

Stick by your principles- fine, but don’t sell them then complain after.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

The U.N. wants a $160 million aid package for Pakistan, but a figure of $10 Billion has been suggested as an early estimate to sort out the clean up.

Floods have made a “bit of a mess” down there. Killed just over a thousand, out of a possible 230 million. It wasn’t their fault. It’s all about us westerners burning that fossil fuel stuff.

The fact that many of these places are a bit overcrowded, with many dim cunts having more than twenty kids, that I am surprised the death toll isn’t much higher.

As one of the most seismically active places on the planet, an earthquake might have been more exciting, like the one back in 2005.

I suppose it would all now be blamed on climate change, just like any other disaster.

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

Helpful link provided by: DCI Gene Cunt

Indi News Link

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And seconded by: Duke of Cuntshire

I’ll second this nom, after a brief search reveals that ambulance chasing charities have sprung up all over the place.

Ooh goody, another disaster we can milk for administration fees, and give maybe four pence in the pound to victims to try and make it look legit.
Here’s one example, theirs plenty more.

Tearfund Appeal Link

In any event the shithole that is Pakistan was worth nowhere near the amount of funds people are suggesting. This is the same country that harboured the world’s most wanted terrorist, shoots girls in the head, and sends child rape gangs to the UK.
By the will of Allah, the toilet has finally been flushed.

According to this, the Zulu nation’s slaughter of the British at the Battle of Isandlwana is part of its ‘proud history’, and the hunting, killing, and skinning of a wild lion for the purposes of playing dress-up is a ‘feat’.

These are, obviously, not examples of war crime or animal cruelty respectively, because such abominations can only ever be enacted by white people.

And not only are they to be condoned, but actually celebrated, and at the expense of any British person with the temerity to own a television.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Mild-Mannered Reporter, Cunt Kent.

This has been nominated before.
I have nominated myself once before.
However, I need to nominate the subject again.
ALL TEENAGERS ARE CUNTS!
I feel so much better for getting it off my chest.

I have three children.
Two girls and a boy.
Apart from issues that crop up, the girls are great.
The boy is not.
At 18, and wanting to be treated like an adult, he is a class one, five star, cunt.
He isn’t even biologically mine anyway.
And I am fucking glad of it.
I have told his mother I don’t want to be referred to ever as his dad.
I want to smack the living shit out if him until there is nothing left but a red smear.
The house would be peaceful if he just fucking moved out like he keeps saying.
He earns several hundred pounds a week and moans about paying 25 a week keep.
He is ignorant, obnoxious, self cantered, arrogant and sociopathic.
His girlfriend has dumped him once because of his moods.
The lads at his workplace treat him like shit because, guess what, he treats them like shit.
But boo hoo, he hates his workplace because of it and wants to leave.
You reap what you sow you waste if fucking dna.
It has got to this as she would never let me set punishments and is soft with him.
The girls tolerate him but don’t like him.
The other half has been told that if he does one more thing to piss me off and gets away with it, we are finished as a family and I am out of here.
My eldest daughter will put me up no problem.
She, in her own words, thinks he is a nob.
O and let’s not forget his fall back position when things aren’t going his way.
“I may as well be dead”
Well fucking go ahead and do it, you cunt.

Nominated by: Andy

”Nearly half of Black people believe hair discrimination has increased in recent years”

Yes, even hair is at it in this racist hellhole that is modern Britain.

This from a completely unbiased survey from hairbrush brand ‘Tangle Teaser’.

”Hairbrush brand Tangle Teaser has found that 46% of people surveyed with 3C-4C hair believe unjust judgement has increased when they wear their hair naturally”

Now I dont have a fucking clue what 3C-4C hair is but I am willing to believe that these problems are racist.

Why oh why are we such racist cunts? Did Rosa Parks skip paying her bus fare for nothing? Did Magna Carta die in vain? (T Hancock, sometime in the 50s)

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble