The Leftwaffe once again have been triggered. This time it’s because of a new meme that’s gaining traction, Super straight. This meme is borne from the Leftwaffe’s insane view that any straight person who would not date a trans person is some kind of bigot. There are also parallel memes, Super Gay and Super Lesbian. Basically, these are all people who only attracted to either the opposite or the same sex, not gender or identity.

Naturally, the Leftwaffe are rheeing their lungs out over this, screaming “TRAAAANNNNSSSPPPHHHOOOOBBBBEEE” from here to Pluto. My parents live next to a lesbian couple in their fifties. They’re really nice people, and during a discussion on different issues, one of them commented on the absolute insanity and stupidity of the so called woke. One thing she said stuck with me, “gay people have spent years, decades, trying to get rid of labels. Now we have this younger generation who are not demanding labels, but are demanding we respect THEIR labels, whilst labelling everyone who is of a different opinion a bigot”. They had both been quite prominent within the gay community, but that changed when the Leftwaffe started getting involved. At one event, they were even accused of homophobia.

The Leftwaffe’s response to these new memes is start insisting that you can’t just make up your own sexuality. Really? Why not? They do it all the time, how many genders do they say there are now? And all but two are made up. And once again, the Leftwaffe show their utter hypocrisy. They get to make up any ridiculous shit they want, but when someone comes up with a counter to their bullshit, phobia is involved. They’re too stupid to see that THEY are the cause. If they would just shut the fuck up and accept that people have the right to hold and express an opinion that differs to theirs, they wouldn’t have any problems. But they WANT to be offended. They WANT to be angry. They WANT to see ists and phobes all over the place. So they make shit up.

I’ve heard that Super straight is also being used on the Census. I hope so, a lot of the Leftwaffe work in the Civil Service, and it will trigger the fuck out of them. I also wish I’d heard of this meme before I filled out the paper Census, on Saturday, because I definitely would have done it. So, if you haven’t filled out your Census yet, please, shove a rocket up the Leftwaffe’s ass by putting Super straight when asked about your sexuality. I had my own moment of rebellion with it though. When asked for my religion, I wrote “Church of the Golden Donkey Dong”. What are they gonna do? We will in an age where we can identify as whatever we want. If they call me out, they’ll be denying me that right.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/03/08/super-straight-4chan-neo-nazi-kiwi-farms-trans-rights-transphobia/

I nominate old time comic Tommy Trinder.

I have just watched “Eating Out with Tommy Trinder” on Talking Pictures TV and can only conclude that the man was an utter cunt.

1. His singing consists of him speaking to music,
2. He insults his potential mother in law about her cooking while promoting the new British Restaurants,
3. The script writer for that film wrote, “…and actors like me don’t eat often”.
What the fuck are you then? A crocodile?
He should have written “…and actors like me don’t eat out often”.

His delivery of how the spud peeling machines works has now been stolen by that other cunt Gregg Wallace in those factory programmes.

I read that he wasn’t well liked in showbiz in his day because he used to tread on other people’s jokes. Maybe Sir Limply Stoke can elucidate.

If you are under 45 then look him up and judge for yourselves You Lucky People:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnFGx1rv20

Nominated by: Anton Pillar 

I have heard time and time again of very old people with Cancer or COPD etc. having Covid on their death certificate. Do the pricks doing this not realise the cost , both human and financial of false counting. ?

Colchester General had no Cancer deaths for months , No one has died from Flu this year ( maybe 400 down from 12,000 ) what about old age, Oh no the Bat Flu has stopped that from killing 100 year olds. A client of mine lost her mum to stage 4 Cancer , guess what the death certificate said ? Not fucking Cancer the cunts.

The Lockdown is dragging on when we all know this awful virus which does kill, is not killing anything like the BS numbers suggest. Its a cunt , not quite as much of a cunt as Gary Lineker but still a Cunt.

Nominated by: Just a bloke

A two-fisted cunting is in order for both YouTube turd-bergs and Twitter twat-hammers, and the impossiblity of accommodating their lunacy, either separately or together.
A few days ago, this spunk-junkie came to light on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/8shL3sxN7es
(A tip of the cap to Memology 101 for the report itself.)
He is a modern pagan (i.e. a hippy lacking enough testosterone to grow a beard) that doesn’t want white people having anything to do traditions that do not originate within their own culture, because according to him that is naughty cultural appropriation.
But no sooner had he splurged his speculations into the public sphere, than Twitter exploded about this:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/01/cpac-2021-stage-design-nazi-sign-odal-othala-rune-hyatt-hotels-hate-symbol-abhorrent
Apparently, the shape of the stage at an American conservative convention looked a bit like an old Norse rune that was briefly appropriated for a few short years in WW2 Germany, and is therefore to be abominated for all time, irrespective of its origin, intent, or correct usage.
So, to summise, if you are a white person that has anything to do with any other tradition than your own, you are a Nazi.
But if, however, you are a white person that employs iconography from your own tradition (even inadvertently), you are also a Nazi.
You see the impossiblity of ever appeasing any these people? No concession is ever
taken in good faith, no argument is ever given a fair hearing, no sacrifice is ever deemed great enough.
They are self-contradictory, witch hunting hypocrites, or to put it more succinctly: CUNTS!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

Any other cunters smell a rat or two with this Lady Gaga dog thing?

Ladyboy Gaga’s dogs get ‘kidnapped’, dog walker gets shot ‘several times’ and is still alive and well enough to talk to the media?

Gaga offers a half a million reward with big media splash, dogs are suddenly handed over to cozzers by woman ‘who was not involved’,

Said woman was not questioned and there is no lead on any suspects.

Something smell here like a very fishy cunt.

Nominated by: Norman

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56246882