(Did a Google search for Old School school uniforms and this was top of the list. Honest, guv! – Day Admin)

Hell is back to school

I’ve seen endless reports about kids being put in the naughty corner for wearing shoes, socks that don’t comply with school rules.
Well love, if Clarks don’t make plain black shoes, complain to Clarks.
Rules is rules, and frankly I’d rather have the Gradly lass in trousers, reference a school that has removed skirts from its uniform list in favour of trousers.
It’s whinging and moaning at its best and I’m supposed to be sympathetic?
Well no, my daughter got the uniform requirement list, and we both searched for the best priced options.
So fuck off, you moaning twats. You scored 0/10 because you didn’t do your homework.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Peppa Pig is a cunt, isn’t she.

Apparently, a pro-LGBTQ petition garnered over 23,000 signatures demanding that the show add a homo couple to be more inclusive to children without traditional families.

“I’m Penny Polar Bear. I live with my mummy and my other mummy,” she tells her classmates. “One mummy is a doctor and one mummy cooks spaghetti. I love spaghetti,” the child bear says as she makes a drawing of her family. It doesn’t mention whether the lêsboe mums were teaching their child to loathe men or were just scissoring.

Maybe this character could have their own spin-off show: Doughnut-punching with Penny (bi-) Polar Bear.

Perhaps they will soon introduce more characters: Trannîe Tortoise, Hip-Hop Hyena, Muzlim Maggot, Pæedo Pig.

“Hello kids!”

Yahoo News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Christ. The Beeb. Yet again.

8:55 minutes into a BBC documentary, “The Queen and Us – 1950s” on Beeb Iplayer, we get this anti-Brit diatribe, I quote verbatim:

“Things were already improving [after the war]
The National Health Service and a new education system
Had been introduced to make a fairer society
But we had a long way to go
Because, in many ways,
We were stuck in the past
We still had an Empire, and
An attitude that Britain knew best.
The population was almost
Exclusively white and Christian.
We were the most industrialised
Country in the world
And factories, mines and mills
Still dominated our landscape
And our lives”.

And went on to showcase our appalling respect for the bobby on the beat, and distress caused by having a British accent and so on.

UM ….. SO WHAT? You’ve just described our proud national heritage, sadly lost now, (yet no Brit was given a single vote on any of the processes leading its downfall), as if it were Something Bad.

I had to stop watching, due to the imminent threat of bursting a blood vessel. Fuck you BBC filth, I’m orf to Netflix.

BBC iPlayer Link

The offending shite-piece in action.

Nominated by: Fuckwittery Churchill

The Beatles and Apple Records are cunts.

As some might know, there is yet another Beatles cash-in imminent. As a reissue of the 1966 album ‘Revolver’ is about to surface.

Now, the fact that a 5.1 Blu-ray disc of the album won’t be included in the ludicrously priced box set, yet they will make it available via streaming (thus even more cashing in and screwing fans) shows them to be the cunts they really are.

However, there’s more, and worse…. For the book that will come with the ‘Revolver’ box set, there will be an ‘enlightening’ (their words) essay by some person called Questlove.

Now, who the fuck is Questlove? I hear you ask. And no, until now, I had not heard of him either. Well, he is Ahmir Khalib Thompson (born January 20, 1971), known professionally as Questlove (stylized as ?uestlove), apparently an American musician, record producer, disc jockey, filmmaker, music journalist, and actor. He also wasn’t born when ‘Revolver’ was made and has nothing to do with the Beatles or their history.

There are genuine Beatles historians like Mark Lewisohn and Keith Badman who could do an essay for a Beatles project. So, why has this ?uestlove (fuck me) got the gig? He’s a dark personage? Ah!

The Beatles (what’s left of them) have gone woke and ‘diversity’. Even the glorious past of the 1960s is not out of its reach. Got to get you into my life, the YouTube ad for ‘Revolver’ says….. Not if I can help it.

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Nominated by: Norman

Tempest photographers are greedy money grubbing cunts.

We attended our grandsons graduation at Lincoln on Thursday. It was a great day, everyone was in a happy mood and the actual ceremony in the cathedral was special. In the grounds of the castle, where the festivities were taking place was a tent sectioned up, where photographers were.

These are obviously optional but who doesn’t want a photo of your grandson, proud as a peacock in cap and gown?

We’ve found out the cunts want £70 for one photo and it’s file on a CD, yes you read it properly, 1 fucking photo. Exploitative cunts.

The fuckers have you over a barrel, yes we took pictures with our phones, and yes they are nice, but not the same as a professional one with a proper flash set up.

He was expecting around £40, which is plenty to pay but the cunts seem to have upped the cost somewhat. I fucking hate having the piss taken out of me and the family by some bastards with a camera.

They will have made a killing, the graduates were queuing up to have their photos taken. £70 fucking quid, bastards.

Tempest Graduation Site Link

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO