The opportunist chip on the shoulder of the effnik. Aided and abetted by the good old BBC.

From the BBC web site. Both on the same day.

First, some fucker who got a luvvie type job through affirmative action blames racism for being fucking useless. Apparently her English was poor which may be a handicap for a British actor. And she was called exotic. Apparently a racist word.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-56532168

And then the parent of 2 poor girls murdered by a nutter in London. Not urgent cos they was black, although an arrest was made pretty quickly. However there was not the demo and vigil there was for the white murder victim. Racism innit.
I dont remember a woke posturing display for Claudia Lawrence 12 years ago. Nor for poor Libby Squire in Hull. Nor for hundreds of other poor girls murdered over the years by lunatics.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-56450969

I am sick and tired of these bastards, living in a tolerant civilised country constantly blaming racism. And of the BBC for giving them publicity.

Racism? Try Africa, Russia, China, Islam and practically every where else in the world when compared to our society. And then fuck off there. And take the Jimmy Savile Protection Corporation with you.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Hello cunts,
I’ve finally given up on the Today programme after over 30 years of it being my tea in bed morning go to on the wireless (except on the odd occasion when I’m having my balls drained by the Kelly Brook lookalike I pulled in a nightclub the night before).

Now I’ve had enough of listening to this sanctimonious old boot with her go to phrase…wait for it…’WILL YOU BE APOLOGISING FOR YOUR BLAH BLAH’ Its normally administered to some hapless gin sodden cunt of a politician, sportsman or celebrity that has happened to be so cunted pissed that they had the temerity to post something on Twitter that failed the now mandatory national woke guidelines of Mother Wokishness of Cuntcutter.

I wish someone would have the guts to reply to her and and say something like…’Michelle I will not be apologising or resigning and further more you can go fuck yourself and tell the rest of the left wing looney commie pinko metropolitan elite woke twats you work with to fuck off as well.

And even further more I will post what the fuck I want on Twitter or anywhere else for that matter without having to make a grovelling I will reflect on my actions and have made a donation to the Royal Society for the Support of Woke Cunts statement…in fact I am going to post a picture of my wedding tackle standing to attention on twitter tonight like that cunt Senator or Congressman did in the USA although I wont be sexting with a chav cocktail waitress like he was and you can shove it up the part of your anatomy where the sun doesn’t shine…

I will come in to the office with my head held high today and flirt like mad with the milf in the research section who always gives it big licks with me who I reckon I’m in with a shout with her at this years Xmas do…

I’m then going to have a 35 minute dump whilst reading the Daily Mail…after that I’m going to spend some time doing my weekend football bets on the internet…after that I’m going to my club and get cunted pissed and fuck off home and order a fucking great tiddly wink on Just Eat…so fuck off….’

Got that off my chest…what do you think cunts??…I hope I am not the only one that thinks she is a CUNT.

Yours in cuntishness

Nominated by: Mr J Stilton-cheesecunt

Not the chaps in black, or white, hats.

Those that put their selves on sites like My Builder.

My neighbour needs an overgrown tree removed. She’s recently widowed, so I offered to help, posted on a couple of the ” my job ” sites.

First one, did he ( appear ) coy. A grand.

Second one, £465. What? Did you miss a 1, no £465.

Guess who got the job. He even recycles all the shit, to allotments, wood burner owners, he might have a ginger beard, but I tip my hat.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

and seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

Seconded, I was cut up by a cunt in an old banger with “check a trade” stuck all over it.

The cunt followed me all the way to my next job so I was foaming mad by that point. When I got out and told him I’d check his fucking trade and post the dash cam footage of him driving like a numb nuts all over their crappy website he couldn’t apologise and fuck off quickly enough.

Check a trade, check my “builder” and all those dodgy services can go suck a dick, most people have horror stories of these cunts.

A bit of multiple cunting but please hear/read me out.

I used to have a bit of wedge and owned a Omega Seamaster, a Tag Carrera and a Rolex Oyster. Nice collection of watches. Through chance and circumstance (caused mostly by myself) I pawned the Tag and Rolex – the service charges, especially if they’re broken, are more expensive than servicing a car.

That said, I keep the Omega because it’s quartz and needs a battery as opposed to being mechanical/automatic (working off the kinetic energy when you wank).

I then bought a Royal London watch (not an insurance freebie, you cunts) which has a Miyota movement – a Citizen watch’s movement that is one of the most reliable and sold worldwide.

I had three quartz watches (the Omega, the RL and a Casio Pro-Trek. The battery on the Pro-Tek (200m of water pressure resistant) ran out so I took it to Timpsons to replace the battery. Their operative (I use this word lightly) did the replacement there and then and did admit that, perhaps, the 200m resistance would not be effective. However, he did day that 100m of effectiveness would be the product of his work. Plus Timpsons give you a lifetime guarantee on their work.

Needless to say, I went for a swim during October (during the brief unlockdown) and it misted up. 100m? It couldn’t even do 1m. Cunts. They took my watch and sent it to their factory. When it came back, I wore it in the shower and it conked out. CUNTS.

The added problem I have is that my Omega and the RL watch need new batteries and the only place I want to to take them is Watch Lab, who did this shit properly. However, I can’t because of fucking lockdown.

One positive is that I’ve bought a Citizen eco watch which uses light to power itself.

Dry cleaning, shoe heels and new keys – go to Timpsons.
For watches, Timpsons are CUNTS. Fuck ’em.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

https://www.timpson.co.uk/

Atheists are boring .

The belief in no religion, is a belief. Its the same. The void is filled with new saints, new heresies, and new devils. The end of religion means new devils. These are “the Nazis”. Even though they were utterly defeated in 1945 they are everywhere.

Where are they. I have never met or seen one. The new truth is everywhere. Personally I’m a religious agnostic but a fervent belief in antidisestablishmentarianism (do I get a bonus point) when the motives are directly opposed to the normal English (fuck the Scotch, its a lost cause) people.

So fuck blm, extinction cunts and every other fucker wanting to destroy the only place in the world I call home.

Nominated by: smugcunt