BBC Complainers

While looking up some history about Morecambe & Wise, I inadvertently found an article claiming that someone had complained to the BBC not so long go, saying how offended they were over a sketch M&W did way back in 1968!

The sketch included references to the IRA, but also included M&W mocking Irish accents and Irish jigs. In fact it the whole sketch was described as “complete and utter racist rubbish!”

To their credit, the BBC’s Editorial Complaints Unit did not uphold the complaint!

But it really gets on my tits how sometimes the Complaints Unit, or some other media watchdog, can cave in to a handful of complainers moaning about a “offensive” scene from decades ago, and then have the scene cut or dubbed. While on the other hand, the great majority of viewers just saw it as a joke and
nothing else – another classic instance of the tiny minority overruling the majority!

Moreover, by the same token, those same moaning cunts probably take great pleasure in taking the piss out of “gammons”, “white working class males” and other modern-day easy targets because they don’t see any of it as offensive, sexist or racist, but fair game!

https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2021/04/15/48223/morecambe_and_wise_cleared_over_racist_irish_sketch

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

Karen Geier

I would like to cunt that fucking disrespectful bitch Karen Geier a wannabe journalist who had something published in the Guardian ONCE .

On hearing of Prince Philip’s peaceful demise the cunt tweeted
“ deeply saddened to hear that it was peaceful. He deserved so much more (pain)”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9457537/Guardian-disowns-writer-trolled-Duke-Edinburgh.html

Well I for one would like to give the evil jam rag an insight into real (pain). Firstly I would plunge my hand right up her cunt, grab hold of her cervix and pull down hard so that all her baby-making bits would be inside out.

For dessert I would fist her bumhole using the whole length of my arm and drag her filthy guts out together with her spleen.

While the cunt is lying there with her unapologetic sneer I’d wipe the smile off her face by shitting on it and pissing in her eyes….whist calling her names.

Nominated by: cuntator 

Tombstoning and other Stupid Cunts (2)

Stupid mother fuckers are cunts, you know the fuck monkeys I mean, cunts who do shit like this….

Man found unconscious in the sea at Tenby after tombstoning off cliff
A 23-year-old was unconscious and stopped breathing after leaping from the cliff.

Next thing you know his family will be crowd funding for an electric wheel chair and a 24 hour carer to wipe veggie boys runny arse.

That’s assuming natural selection doesn’t sort the cunt out and the stupid fucker lives…..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56705474

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Myleene (No)Klass

A Z-list “don’t you know who I am?” cunting please for this decrepit “sex symbol” of the 1990s who got where she did by showing her tits off in tabloid newspapers and low rent TV shows, and opening her legs for the “right” people. Like that other plastic media whore, Stacey Solomon, she has long since ceased to pretend she has talent, and relies on stupid stunts to keep her name and face in the press -usually when they have something to sell.

This time the bargain basement scrubber claims she was “spat” at by a minicab driver:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9463421/Myleene-Klass-burst-tears-Uber-driver-SPAT-Smooth-Radio-shift.html

Isn’t it funny that, just like Slaggy Solomon (the one they call La Gob) Klass has a brand new range of clothing she wishes you to know about?. Klass thinks she has class, but it is something she will never have, even, if unlike Solomon, she doesn’t sell “her” tat through Primark.

Both wimminz share remarkably similar lifestyles – each has several children by different fathers, and are permanently “engaged” to men who are meant to be the ideal daddy for the babies. In truth, the men are after a cheap fuck and the honour of being mentioned in despatches. There must be less demeaning ways to get a blow job.

Perhaps ITV should give them one final TV show where they could wrestle each other with chainsaws – a final chance to see their gaping arseholes and plastic tits, and worn out gashes. “The Queen of the Clunge” – introduced, of course, by Phillip Schofield.

They could even have a special viewers prize – a night out with the winner, followed by a day at the clap clinic.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Institutional Racism (2)

Institutional Racism. A long rant for me.

We have just had a report into racism. It was of course racist as it is a given that Britain is institutionally and structurally racist. As indicated by the way ethnics are denied medicine, education, jobs and basic civil rights by the racist government.
Who says so? Well all those whose very position and livelihoods depend on this premise being a given. A fact. No contest. Even Kweer Starmer says so, all the while distancing himself and party further from his ‘Red Wall’ losses.

There are structural and institutional problems with Britain. They have nothing to do with race and everything to do with what we can call ‘the establishment’. And there is more than one ‘establishment’.
For instance. Rishi Sunak is just as much part of the Tory chums club as Boris, Cameron, Osborne and co. Race is irrelevant. School, the City and fucking London is the structure.
Then there is the lefty club. No matter how incompetent, Abbot, Lammy , Corbyn and co thrive. Race not a factor although banging on about it helps. Allegedly corrupt Union leaders also fit smoothly in. The structure and institution of the left chumocracy.
House of Lords? Again race is not a factor. Shami  Chuckabutty and Doreen Lawrence fit effortlessly in. Privilege, however dubiously earned, not race the decider. Although blaming racist Britain for all ills helps. And an inability to see anti-semitism while falling over it.
Whitehall. Timeserving not competence the route to an automatic knighthood. And they do all the can to resist any change to the institution. Brexit anyone?
Then there are the royals. The one extended family who actually did profit from slavery. Vastly. No matter how seedy, lazy and immoral they are we still maintain them in their dozens of palaces and army of flunkeys.

What I am trying to say is that there is no institutional racism here, probably the reverse. There are racists of course, the woke lefties and BLM are increasing racism daily. Another day another load of bollocks about the police/courts you name it being racist. These people hate Britain. We, in turn should hate them.

What there is is institutional cronyism, chumocracy, corruption and venality in the public and political sector. And the useful idiots crying racism are allowing it to thrive under a smokescreen of horseshit.

I need to lie down.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble