Tony Blair (22)

A hair today – clown tomorrow cunting, please, for this rapidly ageing, self-important oily old fucker. The former People’s Princess has now turned into old man Steptoe mode, with his long, dirty, greasy hair:

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2021/may/01/tony-blairs-hair-its-not-been-this-long-since-i-was-in-a-band

No doubt the old cunt thinks he looks terribly trendy and down with the kids (can it be any coincidence his “new look” has come about since old Keir’s “leadership” (I am being kind here) went down the lavatory, and one of his bumboy supporters (Adonis) has mooted his return?.

Anyway, how ironic that Oil of Ulay man and Cliff Richard “friend” has turned himself overnight into Michael Foot. The old motherfucker is probably too stupid to see it. Anyway, it is no way for Britain’s foremost epidemiologist and the poor man’s Bill Gates to look.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Taxing Times in Ireland

Ireland’s low corporate tax rate.

For years now Ireland has attracted large corporations to its shores by having, at 12.5% the lowest tax rate in the developed world. This cynical ploy has enabled Ireland to steal tax revenues from more responsible nations and to massage its economy so it looks richer than it actually is. It’s really a legalised form of money laundering.

The good new is that now it looks as if it’s coming to an end. President Biden, that true born son of Ireland, God’s own phoney Irishman, is pushing for a global minimum corporate tax rate of 21 per cent. That won’t matter much to France (28 per cent), or Germany (30 per cent) or the UK (19 per cent). But it will destroy Ireland’s economic model.

On top of Irish Joe’s initiative there is also pressure from the EU. The EU has Ireland’s low corporate tax in its sights. The EU is now saying that if Ireland’s wants a share of the EU Coronavirus rescue fund it will first have to raise its corporate tax rate and, in effect, destroy the competitiveness of its own economy.

The Irish are trying to resist by arguing that as a small nation it should be allowed to have a low corporate tax model to offset the advantages enjoyed by larger economies. But Ireland is a member of the World’s largest single market, something they were always crowing about during Brexit, so this makes no sense.

The Irish are trapped. The only way they can keep their precious, thieving corporate tax rate is by leaving the EU and, like the UK, become a sovereign nation again. Shakespeare had a phrase for the current Irish predicament- they are “hoist by their own petard”.

Ireland’s low corporate tax rate is a cunt. As for the Irish, well Father Ted said it well when he was trying to show he was not racist against the Chinese –

‘The Irish……a great bunch of cunts”.

https://news.sky.com/story/why-ireland-will-be-among-those-most-wary-of-americas-global-corporation-tax-idea-12268525

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Macchine

The United Wokes of America

America.
Since Donalds gone ive give up on the US.
As a kid anything American was cool!
Evel Kneivel
Muhammad Ali
The cars they drove
Starsky & Hutch
Smokey and the Bandit
Dukes of Hazzard
6million dollar man
David carradine as kung fu
Planet of the Apes
They were showmen, world leaders.

Now?
Wig wearing fat dummies.
Hysterical woke crybabies
And I never see anything American and think its great.
Its a shame.
Theyll soon be replaced by the chinkys, who arent really human.
Come on yanks!!
Whats happening to you?
I used to like your garish, over stimulating, sugar fried self.
But recently you’ve become Canada.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Sir Keir Starmer KCB PC QC MP CUNT (13)

This man makes my flesh creep. It’s not just his politics (mainly because nobody knows what they are), I think it’s because I can picture him as management in any public service job, and as we know, they are all utter cunts. But he really excelled himself last week.
Following yet another trashing of Labour in the local and by-elections, Starmer stood tall and said “I take full responsibility”.
Then sacked his deputy.
I know the bloke’s a politician AND a lawyer but fucking hell, that’s really cuntish behaviour.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

Helpful link provided by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2021-05-10/angela-rayner-promises-to-prove-the-labour-party-speaks-for-the-working-class-in-new-shadow-cabinet-role

(According to the link she was sacked, but then not really. Instead she got promoted for being shit at her job! – DA)

 

…and this from CuntyMort

Sir Keir Starmer

A whoops I fucked that up cunting for this waste of public money cunt please.

Not having fucked up the wishes of the voting public who subsequently handed him his allegedly non existent gonads on a tray. He is now spinning at a high rate of knots, blaming all and sundry except himself. Are there no honour or integrity in politics anymore?

While a delicious feast awaits us, isn’t it about time the Labour party imploded and fucked off into the sunset?

The leftists are wailing and whining and it’s music to my ears.

Microsoft Edge/News

An avalanch of shit.

Yes, this is a technical one.

I always used Internet Explorer on my old pc. Straight to the web page. No fucking abaaht. This new fucker uses Microsoft Edge, and probably some others.

Now, when I open up th’interweb I get an avalanch of shit. Tittle tattle about daytime TV, celebrities, the Daily fucking Express, the fucking Guardian. Adverts and clickbait. Like loading a tabloid. And it takes longer to load. In fact, the first page of the day can take 5 minutes.

Microsoft Edge is a cunt. Technically.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And here’s another related nom from the Cunstable

Microsoft News

I looked at a story on line that happened to be of interest about an interview. The following was embedded as other items of interest:

Everyone’s talking about Kim Kardashian’s toes again
Homeowner goes viral on TikTok after finding ‘secret passageway’ in 148-year-old house
Woman ‘shaves’ legs with sandpaper in viral TikTok and it’s blowing people’s minds
Father sparks debate over reaction to having a girl in viral gender reveal TikTok video
All the things which did better than Laurence Fox’s London mayoral campaign

Each one of these startling headlines was a ‘news’ item. I dont get out much admittedly but have yet to find anyone talking about Kardasian toes. The first time, never mind again. And that was the only headline I understood.

How the fuck is any of this shite news?

Anyway, here’s a link so long and convoluted that it will deffo give Admin the horn.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/careersandeducation/man-instantly-rejected-at-job-interview-after-ignoring-receptionist-who-was-actually-hiring-manager/ar-BB1gyN0j?ocid=msedgdhp