Some academics at Oxford University are cunts.

They too are jumping on the “decolonisation” bandwagon and in their blinkered sights are our great Imperial measurements such as the mile, yard, pound and ounce.

They claim that our traditional measurements are “tied deeply to the idea of the Empire” despite the fact that they were being used long before the English and the British established their first colonies in North America or traded with the princely states of India.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/14/oxford-university-decolonising-inch-inch-imperial-measurements/

On the grounds of consistency, shouldn’t they also decolonise metric measurements? These, of course, originated in France, which had its own Empire which was far less benevolent than the British Empire.

Perhaps they should go into deepest Africa and come back with a system of measurements used by the ancestors of Dianne Abbott. How on earth did Africans measure the weight of fried chiggun without ounces or grams?

Give these woke cunts an inch and they will take a fucking mile. This is just another example that left-wing and Marxist academics are a few pennies short of a shilling.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt 

(Poots (right) goosing Arlene Foster – DA)

A welcome Cunting for EDWIN POOTS newly elected leader of Northern Ireland’s DUP.

He is a fundamentalist, creationist bigot who is likely to make his illustrious predecessor “Reverend” Ian Paisley appear to be sane and reasonable.

Edwin has been hiding in the wings, only to be suddenly thrust into the glaring spotlight of Cuntitde. He may be a newcomer but we can be confident that he will not let his admirers in ISAC down, a stellar CUNT in the ascendency.

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57115975

Would it be possible to offer a double cunting for your approval, first cyclists, we all already know they are cunts but bear with me I will explain.

Secondly cunts who can’t seem to go around cyclists are cunts.

Today I was on my motorbike and 30 seconds from my house I encounter 2 lycra clad cock sucking faggots riding 2 abreast, these tits have virtually blocked the road, stuck behind the is an Audi (usually also cunts) and then me.

Anyway the Audi eventually gets around this pair a twats and they are shaking their heads at each other, so I’m sure the didn’t like it when I called them a pair of cunts, and then all I saw all day was groups of these fuck monkeys holding up traffic everywhere we went.

The amount of long queues we sat in where the prick stuck behind these cockwombles didn’t have the balls to get around and missed gap after gap after gap for 2 or 3 miles for fear of getting to close to these twats, grow a pair, I think this new rules where you need 2 meters is crazy, nothing wrong with shaving off a little elbow skin from these cunts in my book….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Online hate (forgetting nutters exist)

Recently we’ve seen a big drive by football pundits in particular, to stamp out ‘online hate’.

To the point endless pieces on the phenomenon are shown on tv. Most of this ‘hate’, in my opinion, is simply people pointing out that their opinion is a bad one (look up Carney and Leeds tweet for example).Having a different opinion is not hate. And if you can’t handle a different opinion, maybe you shouldn’t be mouthing off your ill informed opinions on TV?

But there is genuine online hate. And it’s from obvious nutcases. If you took a random sample of 30,000 people, it would be very surprising not to have a handful of nutters on there. The ones Jasper Carrot used to talk about sitting next to him every time he got on a bus.

These pundits have tens, sometimes hundreds, of thousands of followers. You are always going to get fucked up loons with those numbers.

So my message is this. You’ll never stop nutters existing. Do you want to ban the mentally ill from the internet? Can’t see any other solution.

Unless you campaign for that (not good optics eh?) then shut the fuck up.

You’re talking about people who probably roll around in their own shite and shout ‘Wensleydale!’ at random moments during the day.

There is fuck all you can do to stop the nutters, so get off social media if you can’t handle it and stop bothering us with your shite. You’re asking for the impossible.

Fuck off.

https://www.bt.com/sport/news/2021/april/presenters-reveal-online-abuse-as-bt-sport-launches-draw-the-line-campaign

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

..and on a similar topic, this from Biggus Cuntus 

People Who Are easily Offended

Suddenly, out of Satan’s arsehole, the world is swamped in cunts who are easily offended. ‘I’m offended because…’You used the wrong pronoun’; ‘You looked at my tits’; ‘You said Michelle Obama’s a man’*. It never fucking stops.

Cunts on television, cunts in the movies, cunts in the papers all fall over themselves and twist up into ludicrous semantic knots so as not to ‘offend anyone’. Well fuck that! Being offended is good for the soul, it keeps your feet on the ground and stops you crawling up your own arse and admiring the view.

If World War 2 broke out tomorrow, all the German High Command would have to do is go on fucking Twatter and say ’You Britishers are really smelly’ and the whole fucking country would have to rush off to a safe space and cuddle a life size dummy of Diane Abbot while the Bosch waltzed in and replaced all the chip shops with bratwurst and sauerkraut outlets.

So I hereby nominate cunts who are easily offended for a proper old-fashioned cunting, for their own good. Also, there is a pleasing karmic symmetry knowing that people who are easily offended will be offended by an article cunting people who are easily offended, it squares the cosmic circle.

People who are easily offended are cunts, we all know it, so let’s shout it loud and proud!

*Michelle Obama is not a man, she is a tall, muscular broad-shouldered woman who just happens to have a large penis and a five o’clock shadow

For many years Bashir and the BBC dined out on the famous interview with Princess Diana that ended her marriage with Prince Charles. This world scoop was meant to represent the BBC’s investigative journalism at its best. BBC top brass, such as the former DG Lord Hall, basked in the reflection of the luminous sun which apparently beamed from Bashir’s nether-quarters, casting its glorious glow across the noble truth-seeking enterprise which the BBC claims to be.

Except it’s not and Bashir is about to be officially revealed as a deceitful fraud. The Dyson Report has apparently concluded that Bashir faked bank statements and other documents to secure an interview with the Princess. He also invented allegations of secret service bugging and deliberately played on the paranoia of the insecure Princess to secure his scoop. Bashir’s fame was secured by the interview and the doom of the Princess sealed.

It was after hearing that interview that the Queen apparently insisted that the couple had to divorce. Of course the divorce might have happened without it. Or perhaps the couple might have come to some sort of accommodation within their marriage. In any event, we know what happened – the Princess descended into a chaotic lifestyle which ultimately resulted in her tragic death.

Is it right to play with peoples lives in this way? I accept that the public might have a right to know where the royals are concerned, but surely not at the cost of deceitful and immoral manipulation? Princess Diana was an annoying figure in many ways and the hysteria at her death was over the top. But she was also a very decent person who did no harm that I’m aware of and presented a positive side to the royal family. What happened to her was a tragedy.

Bashir and the BBC are cunts for what they did and the crowing of the BBC was distasteful. Let’s add this to the Saville affair as another black mark against the BBC.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/19/princess-diana-interview-probe-find-bbcs-martin-bashir-guilty/

https://deadline.com/2021/05/bbc-princess-diana-inquiry-lord-dyson-martin-bashir-1234760851/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

and this from Fuglyucker 

Martin Bashir is a cunt,

it turns out this lying tikkytakky piece of snake shit has manipulated Diana into an interview with bullshit, which means now how can anything this Mohgli mother fucker has ever done be trusted ( did he lie about Whacko Jacko) and others, maybe some of these people had skeletons in the closets or maybe not.

The only thing we really know for sure is that Mohgli boy is a weapons grade cunt and needs towing dowm the M4 behind a sweaty Arabs Lambo, deport the fucker and his family back to India,

its another case of a cunt making a fortune by lying, conning and being economical with the truth when it suits him, hopefully the prick will get eaten by a Tiger or something like that….

Another media cunt who has been lying for at least 25 years….