In an effort to trawl through every open sewer to bring to your attention skanky shitty scum, which ought to be placed in chokey till they learn their manners, I offer you this piss-artist charmer:

Woman Slashes face of Paramedic Trying to Help

This trollop violently assaulted two paramedics – after she herself had flagged them down – pulled out the hair of the female and attcked the male with a knife, then like the cowardly whore she is, she ran away.

The police caught her, and she appeared in court. Her reward for her disgusting behaviour? – a very short suspended sentence. Because she was “remorseful”…..

While we have weak magistrates like the one who tried this skank, we might as well not waste time bringing the shit to court – just let their victims retaliate – this dirty looking tart (I don’t know why, – she reminds me of a younger AnalEase, with, I imagine, the same disregard for personal cleanliness) has an ugly face that just demands a really good punch.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Those Who Support Government Censorship of Books.

Apparently 40% of Britons would support Government censorship of “sexist, homophobic, and racist books”…

Really?

As defined by the wokes and snowflakes, maybe, but not ordinary people, surely?

Calls for government censorship of offensive books

If true it is deeply disturbing.

That said, there are a lot of stupid fuckwits out there nowadays.

This Country Is Finished.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Eamon Holmes and his pigeon toes

A few nights ago I popped around to Mr Davies next door for a brandy and coke for a chat, he had the idiot lantern on and this advert came on, if you haven’t seen it it goes a bit like this;

R – come on you fat cunt let’s go for a walk

E – I’d love to me little rose of Tralee but being a fat cunt so I am, I must sit here as me legs are fucked from me obesity so they are!

R – why don’t you try my circulation boosting device, that should help?

E – okay my love I’ll have a go with it so I will to be sure!

A while later!

E – fuck me pink, dis ting is amazing so it is, I can now trot on me pigeon toes down to Burger King with no trouble so I can, jaysus I love being married to you me skinny harridan so you are!

It was refreshing to see a white couple on the box, but fucking hell, what a grade a cunt Eamon Holmes is, I thought I’d never have to see the west Brit cunt ever again!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Get Fit with Holmes

‘Apelles the chamberlain ate here most agreeably and had a shag at the same time’.

When excavating the Roman ruins at Herculaneum, archaeologists found the above bit of waggery scrawled on a tavern wall, along with a lot of other crude and/or witty graffiti to boot. Which all goes to prove that graffiti have been around for a long time.

I’ve always enjoyed a bit of cod philosophy that someone’s taken the trouble to inscribe.

Favourites of mine include ‘beware of homosexual limbo dancers’ (at the foot of a toilet cubicle door), and ‘drinking Border Ales is like making love in a punt; it’s fucking close to water’ (on a urinal wall in Wales). And who couldn’t appreciate the legendary ‘Kilroy was here’, to which was added ‘Heisenberg might have been’?.

Oh for the good old days, when graffitists knew their place and largely confined their observations on life to bog walls, contributing something for the rest of us to enjoy while taking a dump.

Nowadays we seem to have an ‘angry brigade’ of very chippy, charmless cunts who scribble their anti-social bile anywhere. Recent examples I’ve spotted on the side of buildings include the amusing ‘Burn the Police’ and ‘Free Housing for All’ (seems like a sound economic model). I also enjoyed ‘All Coppers are Barstards (sic)’, and the hilarious ‘Covid-19 = Capitalism: LO’ (??).

It’s cold and heartless. Where’s the wit or the irony?

Even worse, given the advent of aerosol sprays, graffiti has become a nasty, wide-spread mess. ‘Community artists’ think they’re enhancing the local environment by spraying their gruesome ‘logos’ about. Then you’ve got the Picasso wannabees who deface any bit of wall space with their crazy, lurid murals.

I don’t know, maybe I’m getting old, but I don’t recall graffiti ever being so pervasive, so in your face, as it is now. It used to be a bit of fun. Now it’s just a cretinous eyesore. Fuck it, and the vandals responsible for it.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A “why-am-I-treated-so-bad, innit” cunting please for a West Country snowflake, who was “broken” and has the tears to prove it, because the lift was out of order:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-broken-crying-after-disabled-24657427

No doubt even more tears have been shed if the sports shop didn’t give her “compensation” for feeling so humiliated, or the order free. Yet another entitled darkie who thinks the world revolves around her.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs