It is with a degree of sadness that I nominate that Malala lass who was shot in the head a while back .

She was repaired in a U.K. NHS hospital at great expense to U.K. taxpayers. Likewise she enjoyed education at our expense and went to Oxford; not quite sure who picked up the bill for the last bit but suspect that it wasn’t her home government.

Now she is asking for ‘open doors’ for Afghans to enter the countries of civilised nations.

Well, sorry pet but the West has done its bit and has come up short. Once again, sorry but tough titty. The U.K. has spent 500 of its finest young men and fuck knows how much money on a lost cause. Enough is enough.

Afghanistan is somewhere where civilisation is a foreign concept and will never be imposed. No more resources should go to a place and Afghanistan is the place where Afghans should be.

I do not want even more human waste dumped here.

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Nominated by: Guzziguy

And on the subject of a full-to-bursting country, here’s this from CuntyMort

Labour Urges Open Borders Policy

Fuck me with the rough end of a pineapple. How many fucking more can this country hold. Let them in? Where the fuck are we going to house the cunts? Are the dinghy pilots going to get their arses kicked back to France?

It’s about time this government grew a spine and told the world WE ARE FULL NOW FUCK OFF

The way it is going I wonder how long before the English Hitler comes along? According to the MSN we are already racist ..

And here’s a reason to keep the borders closed, from Jeezum Priest

How many women and children do you see?

How many older people?

Or, as a neighbour commented are they all

” Fit young men of fighting age”

We’re supposed to let 20,000 into the UK?

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A double cunting for the two fuckers that have wrecked the past week for me.

First Tesco Bank. I’ve been banking through them for the last 9 years but apparently this counts for two thirds of fuck all as they sent me a great big fuck off letter saying they’re closing all their current accounts by 1st November. They’re keeping their savings accounts going and I’ve got one of those too so if they insist on giving me the finger then guess what? You ain’t keeping my savings account you cheeky fuckers.

So now I look for a new current account. Step forward Martin Lewis (ISAC passim) who tells me that First Direct have excellent service credentials and are offering £100 as an incentive to switch to them. So I do. Then the fun starts.

First you have to download the fucking app which is an experience in itself. Then you have to set up telephone banking without which you can’t use the app. Now the security setup for the app and telephone banking are not the same. Different user names, passwords, security questions, the works. Fuck knows why. I can only assume it was written by an illiterate inconcontinet monkey because it’s so full of shit.

So I set up telephone banking and then try to initiate the app. Error code FD999T. I scan Google to find out what this is and why but nobody seems sure. So I have to ring their help line. After 45 minutes in the queue on a chargeable call listening to a repeated message telling me how busy they are – we’re all fucking busy, mate – I get through to a helper. I get the standard answer. Delete the app and redownload it. Funny but after 30 years in the IT business I never thought of that dear. Oh dear. But I do it again anyway while the idiot – sorry. Helper – is still on the line. Oh look I say, error code HK1. Oh says the idiot. That’s not on my list. So they delete my profile and we start again. This time it works. Halle-fucking-luyah!

All is good. Then the app crashes. It won’t work at all. So I delete it and reload it. Guess what? It lost my digital access code that I need to be able to use the app. How do I fix this? You guessed it. Back on the telephone to the help line. 50 minutes later, another somewhat more helpful idiot who manages to salvage my setup for me.

Now I go away to set up the web based banking system. Oh for fuck sake! I have to use the app on my tablet to generate an access code to allow me to log in on my laptop. Apparently the digital key can only reside on a single device, in this case my tablet. Which fucking genius thought that was a good idea?

Then the last straw. I need a savings account in the same bank because of the way my wife and I split our money. Our dosh goes into the savings account and is paid unequally into the current account to pay the everyday bills. Simples. Only it isn’t.

First Direct let you open their products using the app. Except they don’t offer all of them and the one I want is one of them. I have to ring up to do this. But hang on, there’s a chat function on the app, so I try that. The reply? You’ll need to telephone us in order to set that up.

So having lost the will to live at this point, I decide that they can stick their bank where the sun don’t shine. I message them. “I want to close my account” “No problem. Consider it done. Have a nice day”

Interestingly they make no attempt to find out why or persuade me otherwise. The first thing they’ve managed to do effortlessly for me is close my account. I guess they want to keep their £100

Fine by me. The bribe isn’t worth the hassle so I’m off to give Barclays a try because I’m still forced to find another bank.

Watch this space…

Nominated by: Dioclese

I’ve just happened upon an appalling homophobic video from a Ugandan pastor at a local residents’ meeting of sorts.

I’m sure other esteemed cunters will be just as appalled as I was. I know we like a good laugh on here at times, but sometimes something like this appears and needs exposing as the appalling standpoint that it is.

Watch the video you don’t get to see poo poo being eaten, don’t worry.

Shocking stuff for all of us progressive types on here.

https://youtu.be/euXQbZDwV0w

or this one https://dai.ly/x2uug1b

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A full blue and gold flag cunting please for a bearded cretinous arsehole who thinks, though he voted Leave in 2016, that the referendum was “stolen” from him:

Brexit Voter calls for 2nd referendum and wants to remain

At the time the little cunt voted to leave – now he wants a second referendum, to join the Euro AND subscribe to a European Army.

It begs the question – how much has Soros, or Adonis or Mandy paid him to make such a 180 degree turn?.

The motherfucker claims he will never rest until a 2nd referendum is offered, so he is singing from those poofters hymnbook

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Former PC Winston Roderick (header pic), who is a born again Christian and pastor in a local church where he conducted a Sunday Service, said he was discriminated against by several of his colleagues whilst working for South Wales Police.

His colleagues took the piss and called him Father Ted apparently. The cunts. Typical workplace banter to most but not so to a humourless born again cunt. So he went to tribunal for religious discrimination and of course, Mental Elf.

His case was dismissed by the tribunal.

But, consider this (as Michael Stipes once said)

What if:
Winston Roderick was Iqbal Aziz and referred to as Bin Laden by his colleagues? It would be clear cut hate speech and Islamophobia.

What if:
He was a raving iron and called Julian Clary or similar by his colleagues? Clearly shirtlifterphobia and a hate crime.

Double standards that discriminate against British culture. We may not be Christians but by fuck it is what makes us who we are and is being chipped away by right-on bullshit.

If taking the piss out of Christians is allowed then so is taking the piss out of an evil philosophy or sexual deviants. ( Deviant as in not the norm in case the moderation kicks in))

Mocked Former Cop Losing Discrimination Claim

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble