Nicola fish-fanny Sturgeon is about to apologise to the biggest band of thieves to have plagued the UK since time immoral. Scotland the Brave is now Scotland the pathetic.
Fair play to our Jock cousins for once trying to civilise these cunts but it was always a pipe dream.
Our once Celtic Warrior neighbours are now led by a a wig topped bint who bends, melts and crumples at the feet of the pillaging pikies…. I say, let’s invade Scotland now, they’ve never been so weak.
Nominated by: Sidlinesid
A Sieg Heil cunting for the Austrian government.
I am sure most people will have seen the news that the Pseudo Nazi Austrian government have mandated the Covid vaccine from the 1st Feb, the question is, where the fuck are the EU on all this.
Poland decide they don’t want to indulge in the LGBT indoctrination of children and the EU threatened to withhold funding. Poland’s high court decided that parts of the Polish constitution trumps EU law, fuck me, the EU cunts did not like that at all.
Back to Austria, so far I haven’t seen anything from the EU, surely this goes against EU liberal values, I mean what will the Austrians do with those who still refuse, barcode tattoos and internment camps.
Is it all just bluster to try to frighten people into taking the jab, if so the Austrian government are playing a dangerous game, just on the news today riots in Rotterdam against further lockdown restrictions.
It would never happen here…. Would it?
Nominated by: Sick of it
(NOTICE – re the recent shitstorm between cunters over previous Covid/Anti-Vaccine Posts, and my subsequent warning that if this kind of crap happens again there will be no more Covid-related nominations.
Therefore, please keep the debate in this “Carrot” Post civil. No personal attacks. No shouting (UPPER CASE RANTS). Respect opinions. Count to 10 etc. Otherwise the “Stick” could come in the form of a banning. Thank you – Day Admin)
(What he said – NA)
(Who’s laughing now, cunt! – Day Admin)
Allegra Stratton is a useless cunt, i see she has just handed in her notice in to Boris the idiot after standing in front of the press, dropping Boris in the shit and then being surprised that word has got out.
This fuckmonkey was advisor to Boris and in my opinion i wouldn’t take her advise on how to run a bath, no wonder the Gov are absolutely useless wankers if they are advised by silly bints like Allagro Stratton.
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
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(Talking of useless Tory Cunts, there’s a nomination for Blow Job Boris due to go live in the next couple of days. So let’s keep this nom focused on Alegover Strappon please – Day Admin)
People who stick things up their arse for sexual gratification are prize cunts.
But what really makes them cunts is what trey expect us to believe what ‘actually’ happened. As a wise man once said
“if you’re going to make an arse of yourself, don’t make up a long complicated story afterwards and expect people to believe it. You know it makes sense”
This is probably the same cunt who got a broken nose by walking into a door. Yeah right. ‘course you did.
Anyhow, it made I larf…
Nominated by: Dioclese
I’d like to nominate mice….and my cat George.
George is a great mouser and i see him most days pulling one to bits on the lawn. He does love to eat fresh.
Well, the little fucker has brought one into the house and let the bastard thing loose in the kitchen.
For three weeks now I’ve been trying to catch this thing. It built a nest behind the dish washer out of chewed up rubber gloves, bin bags and dish cloths from the cupboard under the sink.
I cleared that up and set some traps but he mostly ignored these as he had a massive pile of cat biscuits stored under another cupboard.
I’ve pulled out the dishwasher, washing machine, taken all the kick boards off all the cupboards and the little bastard went up into the range cooker.
After jacking that up the little cunt is now up behind the built in under-counter freezer whilst the cat is asleep in a chair in the kitchen. He has even eaten food off the traps.
Last resort is all cat food is removed as soon as he stops eating and I have put down a human trap with food in it, like peanut butter and cat biscuits so I can trap him as he can avoid getting caught in the sping traps.
Once caught he will be let loose in the garden….in very close proximity to the cat.
Nominated by: Little Lord Fontlacunt