#OwenJonesIsAWankerDay

Well here we are again then. It’s often said that the only certainties in life are death and taxes, but I’d say with confidence that there’s a third, and it rolls around as sure as night follows day.

Half the houses around our way are lit up like Las Vegas. Every retail outlet in town has dug out THAT bastard cd again; you know, the one with the fucking Pogues and that cunt Jona Louie (‘ya ta ta ta ta ta ya ta ta ta taaa…’). It’s official. The season of wee free kings of Orient are is with us once more. Innit.

Now in keeping with the directive to eat, drink and be merry, I hope to contribute to seasonal cheer by reminding cunters that another day of national celebration also comes around at this time of year.

Yes, 21st December has officially been declared #OwenJonesIsAWankerDay. Here’s your chance to pay your personal tribute to one of the great cultural figures of our time, a veritable titan on our national stage.

Altogether now, ladies and gentlemen. Raise your glasses, and let’s here it for little Owen, the dear, dear boy!

Event Guide Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(This is the kind of cunting I like. A bit of schadenfreude is good for the soul – Day Admin)

Premier League/FA/Football In General

A rainbow cunting for the Premier League if you please.

Went to see the Gunners “play” Newcastle on Saturday. A cunting 12.30 KO, so that’s all of Saturday taken up. Anyway, that’s not the reason for the cunting. At half-time, some shirt-lifter came on and was banging on about being a “gay gooner”. There has been an embarrassing banner saying this for years, but never knew the poof behind it. Well, here he was. With his specially made half-scarf (always the sign of a wanker) with the rainbow and AFC.

I have no issue with people’s sexuality. Lady C and I have gay friends (who, incidentally, also think it’s all shite. However, I have to say, I’m not sure Lady C would see it the same way if I had a stunning lesbo as a mate, but that’s another story). The real problem for me was that the PL and this guy, and fucking Arsenal, going on about inclusivity and gay rights, yet here we were playing Newcastle: a team owned by a nation that will kill gays and it is certainly illegal.

Likewise, the PL happy for players to play in Qatar in stadia built by slave labour and another country were the gayness is illegal. Also, all round the ground were supporters club banners, many from countries also intolerant to the gays. Oh, and by the way, a supporting cunting for the rink-dink covered in arsenal gear, with his price label still on the hat, and the dirty arab with the saudi flag around his shoulders – perhaps the half-time arsenal tv twat should have asked him his views?

EPL News Link

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

China is a cunt.

The yellow peril has unleashed a pandemic and are about to unleash a banking crisis via the Evergrande property collapse.

Evergrande is a Chinese property company owned , like everything else in China by the CCP.

Will they let it collapse? Will that destroy the West? Could they prop it up with the trillions sent to China from the West thanks to our “great leaders” who let the yellow cunts into the WTO.(Thanks Clinton cunt) .

In other words we have paid for the massive development of the Chinese “people army”. Well done everyone. America is far more concentrated on “white Privilege” to do anything about the imminent invasion of Taiwan.

My advice ,keep HMS Queen Elizabeth well out of it.It will be sunk within half an hour.

Nominated by: smugcunt

Helpful link supplied by: W.C.Boggs

BBC News Link

My first nomination, fellow cunters, and don’t we all miss the pure entertainment value of eastern Europe’s now-departed authoritarian Marxist psychos? I’m thinking of Ceausecu, Honeker, Hoxha et al.

So welcome to the runt of the litter, one Alexander Lukashenko, currently serving his 6th term as Dictator of the nowhere State of Belarus – think Vulgaria without Benny Hill.

Now when Comb-over Luka’s not kissing the arse of Russia’s Poisoner-in-Chief, he’s inviting the Middle East to pop through Vulgaria and break into Poland in retaliation for the EU, UK and USA not recognising his legitimacy. Possibly something to do with him losing the last election and driving the winner into exile, perhaps?

Anyway, the Poles are having none of it, so there’s thousands now stuck in no-mans land, and no end in sight to the crisis this cunt has created.

Of course he’s only Mini-Me reporting to Dr Evil in Moscow, the real cunt behind all this. But I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, that you should find Lukashenko guilty of being a Grade 1 Cunt.

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Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

(Hot sweaty fish sandwich with a crusty yeast filling anyone?  Day Admin)

TV has (not unbelievably) reached a new nadir, something so… unbelievable, repellent…

1,000 lb Sisters. On Discovery Plus, if you have bizarre tastes. I am sure even our resident diehard(on)s would struggle.

Landwhales? You get easily get two or three out of each one. Preferred method of transport? A gravel lorry.

Please Dog, that we don’t get to see them jogging on the spot; the Earth would be knocked out of orbit.

You Tube Link

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard