Premier League/FA/Football In General

Premier League/FA/Football In General

A rainbow cunting for the Premier League if you please.

Went to see the Gunners “play” Newcastle on Saturday. A cunting 12.30 KO, so that’s all of Saturday taken up. Anyway, that’s not the reason for the cunting. At half-time, some shirt-lifter came on and was banging on about being a “gay gooner”. There has been an embarrassing banner saying this for years, but never knew the poof behind it. Well, here he was. With his specially made half-scarf (always the sign of a wanker) with the rainbow and AFC.

I have no issue with people’s sexuality. Lady C and I have gay friends (who, incidentally, also think it’s all shite. However, I have to say, I’m not sure Lady C would see it the same way if I had a stunning lesbo as a mate, but that’s another story). The real problem for me was that the PL and this guy, and fucking Arsenal, going on about inclusivity and gay rights, yet here we were playing Newcastle: a team owned by a nation that will kill gays and it is certainly illegal.

Likewise, the PL happy for players to play in Qatar in stadia built by slave labour and another country were the gayness is illegal. Also, all round the ground were supporters club banners, many from countries also intolerant to the gays. Oh, and by the way, a supporting cunting for the rink-dink covered in arsenal gear, with his price label still on the hat, and the dirty arab with the saudi flag around his shoulders – perhaps the half-time arsenal tv twat should have asked him his views?

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63 thoughts on “Premier League/FA/Football In General

  1. I had no idea that The Gays even went to sporting events…I thought that they only partook in Mincing Around The Maypole.

    Surely Health and Safety Laws surely should prevent Widow Twankee types molesting normal people and then claiming that they only had their cock out so that they could piss in someone’s pocket…I’m even more surprised that they can manage the terracing while dressed in high-heels and ballroom-gowns.

    • DF@ – Take a seat in the Chesterfield and pour yourself a rejuvenating brandy Sir Fiddler, I have terrible news – none of these “kickball stadiums” supply Pyms, canapes or umbrella stands!
      Vile, low class degenerates!

      • Seems like worth buying a season ticket there even though I now live in Cornwall.
        Exact location not revealed in case that Fiddler and / or some of the other less reputable contributors decide to visit.

  2. I noticed in a couple of games recently that the captain´s armband was swathed in the gay rainbow logo. Can you imagine players like Jimmy Johnston (who I once saw react to a hard tackle by punching a guy twice his size in the face during a Celtic game),Joe Jordan, Archie Gemmell, Chopper Harris, Joey Barton, Vinnie Jones, Norman Hunter, Bertie Auld, Graeme Souness etc mincing around the pitch with that namby pamby smear on their arm?

    • Agreed. I do hate the fact that a series of bright “rainbow” colours used to brighten something up and make it more cheerful and visually appealing is no longer just that. It’s now an advertisement for homosexuality and gender bending freaks. FFS!

      I get that the non-straight brigade felt sidelined because they felt they weren’t able to freely express who they are. Fair enough. But the constant onslaught to normalise it when the behaviour is abnormal is sickening. I’m sure they’d claim it is “normal” because it occurs naturally in nature. OK then, over the weekend we’ve had a massive outbreak of tornadoes in the US mid west. Tornadoes occur naturally, but I think most would agree this latest round is abnormal. To state the opposite would suggest such outbreaks happen all the time and are thus “normal”. Which they don’t, so they’re not. Hence, the alphabet people are not normal. QED.

      Any questions? Thought not. I’ll be in the lobby signing copies of my new book, ‘Why Don’t the Alphabet People Just Shut The Fuck Up Because The Rest of Us Don’t Give A Shit”.

  3. One of the most significant (and ugly) changes in our society over the last several years is the public display of hypocrisy and double standards.

    Way back when, duplicity, underhand dealings, blatant hypocrisy and self interest were shielded from the public eye. The protagonists didn’t want their deeds exposed to the light for the obvious reason(s).

    These days, it’s all played out in front of our eyes like it’s now OK. The clincher being, if you dare point out the hypocrisy, double standard, immoral, illegal, unethical etc. behaviour, you’re attacked as a racist, homophobe, misogynist, far right white privileged hater and subsequently cancelled.

    It is simply incredible to me life is like this now. This planet is finished.

  4. Hmm – try this shit in Saudi Arabia or any other Country in camel riding land and there will be a definite penalty appeal as you fly off a local roof – local imams refuse to use VAR..
    A rainbow flag draped over the eyes of those who refuse to see.
    None of my homosexual friends feel the need to engage in these degrading and embarrassing “look at me” stunts – they just want to get on with their private lives in private.

  5. It will be interesting how the TV broadcasters and major sports organisations deal with what will be next on the victim list – Peter Files!

    I can just imagine the EPL waving a flag around the grounds showing grown adults “doing things” to children, and we’re all supposed to support this kind of sick shit, with TV pundits insisting that “we must educate ourselves that fiddling with kids is good!”

    The EPL has set a precedent by relenting on letting clubs to take the knee well beyond what they wanted. And now its a free-for-all for more political causes that the EPL can’t ignore or sweep under the carpet.

    Go Woke: Go Broke

  6. It must be wonderful to be so proud of sticking your nob up another bloke’s arse that you want to tell everyone at the footie. They love to shout about it. Maybe they put it on their CVs. Would ‘cock-sucker’ go under qualifications or hobbies, I wonder? Probably the former when applying to the BBC.

    • Interesting angle on this Twenty.
      Suppose you’re into lady bumming as TTCE revealed a few days back. Would you feel the need to declare this from the center circle at the Emirates?

      Would you expect Mrs Cunt Engine to stand there next to him with a pained expression while TTCE revelled in the adulation of his rusty bullet holes exploits?

      The point is what difference does the gay part make?

      • Exactly. No one gives a fuck what they do with their dicks and arses. We certainly don’t need them rubbed in our faces when we go to see footie!

    • TTCUTS: It would be interesting to see how this scenario played out.

      At a footy game there’s a section waving its gay banner. A section in a different stand then strike up a chant, “You like anal sex, you like anal seeeeeeex, you take it up the arse, ‘cos you like anal sex”.

      The chant merely states a fact and isn’t offensive, inciteful or provocative. Anyone care to guess if the chanters would be kicked out of the ground and charged with a hate crime?

      I’ll bet if The Gays chanted back, “You like vaginal sex” that would be perfectly OK though.

      • It would be great to be there and see what happened, Imitation! ‘Show us your Starfish’ was a footie song back in the day Maybe it will make a comeback…

  7. The Bundesliga is by far a better League than the over hyped Premier League. The clubs are 51% owned by the fans. No knee taking or political shit. I’ve been to several games in Germany. The most I’ve paid is 15 Euros. Great atmosphere. You can have a beer whilst watching the game. This translates into a very good National team. They are in transition at the moment but they will become a powerhouse again.

    • I wonder why the BBC/Guardian/EPL and woke football TV pundits haven’t criticised the Bundesliga for their non-compliance?

      Funny how these cunts can criticise their own countrymen for beung “uneducated”, but are too shit scared to do the same in other countries.

      • You’d think they’d pile in now the UK isn’t in the EU anymore. But no. That doesn’t fit the agenda or their need to virtue signal.

        Thank the lord we have Professor Ferdinand to steer our thinking through these troubled times.

    • Unfortunately it’s also a league where you know the winner in advance pretty much every season. Still, Bayern at least do things the right way so I can’t criticise them too much.

  8. I don’t watch any sport through massive disinterest but I used to sort of ‘follow’ my team to see how they were doing. Since the knee taking bollocks I no longer even bother checking the score. They can all fuck off, the hypocritical arsewipes.

    • Moggie@ – Likewise – I have been a lifelong Manchester United follower, but since overprivileged undereducated millionaires began “taking a knee” for a toxic rabble of racist, marxist, thieving, rioting, looting, vandalising, arsonist terrorist murderers I kind of lost interest.

      • Exactly this.
        Sell Wo.gba, Martial & Rash-thoughts to Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern.

        Buy Haaland.
        Ban BLM support, Rainbow laces, gay flags, wimminz commentators-then maybe, the real fans will be able to enjoy the game👍

        I watch classic games from the 70’s & 80’s-British (real British) footballers, real passion and a pride in the shirt on their back👍

      • The 1985 FA Cup semi final and replay between Liverpool and Man U are fine examples of classic matches from the era.

      • The good old days👍

        I remember watching the build up, starting at 9.am-they would show highlights of all previous games to the final, that both teams took.

        Then interviews with the team captains and managers, often supporters.

        The FA cup was the highlight of the sporting year. If your team was in the final, it was like Christmas👍

  9. But here’s the flipside to the usual EPL shite.

    My own club, Birmingham City (Yes I know they’re shite), currently residing in the Championship, paid a massive fitting tribute to the 6 year old boy and Bluenose, Arthur Labinjo-Hughes, who was tortured and murdered by his parents.

    Fans marched to the ground waving banners of Arthur, chanting his name, laid wreathes and teddy bears, and gave him a 1 minute applause at the start of the game. Plus a special area of the ground was renamed “Arthur’s Area”

    The key thing here were the fans – of all creeds and colours in peaceful union over the loss of one of their own. No politics, no bending of knees, no fucking rainbows.

    But despite all this compassion and support from ordinary fans, the MSM barely gave it more than a passing paragraph or two. Wasn’t even recognised by the EPL. And yet they go overboard when some American gangster ends up dead and everyone is supposed to care!

    https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/live-updates-arthur-labinjo-hughes-22432375

    • That’s a great point, Techno. And clearly demonstrates how out of whack the EPL’s reactions are to events. Sickening really.

    • Techno, don’t forget us Villa fans who gave little Arthur the respect of 1 minutes applause at the 6th minute and our players actually stopping the game for the duration. Blue & White, Claret & Blue we are all together in times like this. Hope the step mother and father, bastards get the shit kicked out of em in prison

  10. Complete shitfest that is modern day Football, I would prefer to suck tyres than watch a pile of overpaid under achievers kneel down for the biggest racist statement in a game where they pretend to be against such acts.!

  11. Whatever next, players walking on with handbags, dildo massage at half time and a good old soak at the final whistle 😂

    More football and cut out all the virtue signalling, I am sure most fans think it’s shite.

  12. Footballers pah!
    Thick as shit, knee-bending, virtue-signalling, ridiculously-coiffeured, tattoo-covered, obscenely-overpaid, pampered nancy boys each with a vacuous, Essex Girl slag in tow. None of them would have lasted 5 minutes with Brian Clough, Bill Shankly or Jock Stein as their boss.

    This is how football was played when it was a man’s game:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QALdVum0xEk

  13. The hypocrisy is staggering. Rainbow flags, rainbow fucking laces, rainbow captains arm bands, rainbow illuminated stadiums, all promoted by clubs who’s owners would faint if one of their players came out of the closet. Not only that, the virtue signalling players would make a gay players life unbearable. They’d be finished, but no fucker would ever admit that. Anyway, it’s the fans that need educating on gayness and racism apparently. Not the players who are mostly as thick as a porn stars cock, but seem to believe they have all the answers. Eventually the PL will eat itself, not in my lifetime unfortunately, but it will happen.

  14. Football is gay. I used to watch Chelsea when I was a kid in the 1970s. It had nothing to do with the football. Sitting in a dull amphitheatre , with no atmosphere watching men kick a ball about is gay. Almost as gay as formula 1.

  15. Gay Gooners? What about some inclusion of their fellow victims?……..

    Homo Hammers
    Chelsea Cocksuckers
    Norwich Nancies
    Palace Poofs
    ………and, of course, the world famous…..Tottenham Trannies

    They are all going to stamp their little girlie feet and cry until you give them some attention you cunts.

    • This works both ways.
      I was watching gay porn and to my disgust the man who was getting his starfish pummeled was wearing a football shirt!!

      FOUL!!!!!!

      • Who was the gapped toothed floppy haired Tory minister who used to like shagging in his Chelsea top?

        Was he the ‘star’ of your gay porn mis?

      • David Mellor Leonardo.
        Yeah he was in it.
        And that weird fucker in a wig-Michael Fabricant.

        I was disgusted!!
        Only watched it 10 times.

    • Southampton Shirt lifters
      Everton Arse Bandits
      Brighton and Hove Albion Uphill Gardeners

      I’m sure there are more, but my Westons Vintage is more urgent.

      • Evening Miserable,

        That Michael Fabricant was on some dinner- date show. The syrup was particularly skewiff I thought. She was a Conservative lady. They were really getting on. So much so that she, because they were so relaxed, ventured to mentioned IT. His reaction was shock and horror that she would do so. She was mortified that he became so upset. The date never really recovered.

      • Heehee 😀
        Evening Miles👍
        Yes mr Fabricpants is quite peculiar.
        If your going to wear a toupee theres a few rules to abide by
        1) it fits.
        2) it looks natural

        Hes ripped up the rulebook.
        His is a ‘Steve McQueen xxxl’
        Hehehe 😀

      • Arsenal Arse-fuckers
        Aston Villa Ass-lickers
        Brentford Benders
        Burnley Bum-sniffers
        Chelsea Cheese-helmets
        Crystal Palace Pansies
        Everton Erections
        Leeds Labia-dodgers
        Leicester City Lesbos
        Liverpool Labia-lickers
        Man City Minge-muchers
        Man U Man-lovers
        Newcastle Nancy-boys
        Norwich City Knob-knockers
        Southampton Spunk-suckers
        Tottenham Todger-tasteres
        Watford Willy-worshippers
        West Ham Hairy-humpers
        Wolverhampton Wankers

  16. Total hypocrisy. If a player ‘came out’ the shit he’d get off the club, players, fans etc would probably drive them to suicide like Justin Fashanu. They say they care, but all it is is a completion to who can be the most Jesus like on MSM. They bend the knee for a gangster who ransacked a pregnant woman’s home whilst pointing a gun to her stomach, yet live out in the sticks in gated high walled estates that would put Parkhurst to shame to keep out the men they’re taking a knee for.

  17. None of these corporations give a fuck about gays or bleks or anything else.
    It’s about conformity.
    The more PC the better for them,as least that’s what their media consultants tell them.
    What the paying fans think matters not at all.

    • Yeah, pretty much. They want to cover all demographics, markets. Now that LGBT is a demographic, they have to pay lip-service (ooh missus) to the LGBT community, which isn’t really a community, they bitch and fight each other more than anyone else and some of then look for a fight, so just ignore.

      We’ll reach an equilibrium in society at some point, hopefully by 2030. Crazy times ahead, but just mock the buffoons at every turn, don’t be shy.

  18. If you choose to push shit uphill without a barrow, you have to suffer the consequences.

    This sort of behaviour is not natural.

    If all men bummed men, and all dy*kes shagged other women, human existence would be wiped out within decades.

    Is this unnatural behaviour really something to celebrate? I think not. And what the fuck has it got to do with footie? Fuck all.

  19. Sung to the tune of ‘Ghost Riders in the sky’

    Fashanu, Fashanuooo, a penis up your rectum…. It really makes you hooooweeelllll

  20. Sounds like the one covered in Arsenal gear has taken far too much inspiration from AFTV’s Ty.

  21. Football and gayness.

    I just can’t see the connection between the two.

    It’s like advertising heterosexuality on Ru Paul’s Drag Race.

    It’s like you’ve got to be seen to be doing your bit to appease everyone these days.

    If I was a poo*fter, I’d be horrified with all these people bending over backwards for me. (Well, probably not. Easy access you see.)

    I’m sure the majority of ben*ders are happy standing on their own two feet. I would be.

    I think we should have some banners made for the pitch saying, “your a shits*tabber, just deal with it!”
    Sponsored by Farmfoods or something the working man can relate to.

    • Both fondle balls?
      Both kneel down?
      Both easily weep?
      Both like showering with other men?

      Footballs well gay.

      Evening Dick👍

      • Evening Mis. 🤗

        Footballers have gone a bit gay these days indeed.

        Next they will be taking the knee and sucking a cheesy black cock whilst they are down there.

        Don’t you dare refuse, or else you will be sent to Coventry by the Wokies and Sly Sports.

      • Started in the 80s when they had tashes and started getting perms.
        Then Gazza started crying and it was all uphill from there.
        Now at half time most of them have lovebites and got engaged.

  22. LGBT is so 20th century. The real taboo now is what Earth-Comos really is. What reality really is. What the purpose of life is. Anything with sexuality is designed to distract you from the big truths of life. Sex sells, sex distracts, sex-obsession degenerates the body-mind-soul. The Powers That Be know this, that’s why sex, sex-identity has been pushed so hard since the 1960s. Defining yourself through anything other than humanness is a way of atomising yourself from society and just makes you disappear up your own arse, which is fine, but then keep to yourself and don’t inflict your narcissistic ego-trip on the rest of humanity.

    • reality for most, is getting up in the morning because you’ve no other choice to meet the bills on time.
      you could choose a life on benefits if you wanted and a lot clearly have but the price is wearing runners and tracksuits and shopping in aldis and his brothers place and staging accidents for holiday bonuses
      A quite significant few inherit wealth and never have to worry about such matters as their busy with fashions and trends the empty cunts that some are
      the vast majority haven’t time to find the meaning of this existence that is wondrous, life itself.
      fucking program of shit starting at school and beyond
      Constantly trying to fix shit that lobbyists scream for, all to no avail , just another set of problems to contend with
      it never ends
      i don’t like groups and organisations for this reason because you have to be a right cunt to get to the top and soulless when you get there
      i will no doubt keep this to myself when i get up for work tomorrow shedding a private tear over my first cup of coffee.

      fuck em though the cunts

  23. Gary Lineker is a massive cunt.
    Here’s hoping he gets his nose rubbed in diversity, with a machete.

  24. In other sporting news I see that Max Verstappen pipped the Hamilcunt to the title at the death of today’s race to win the Driver’s F1 championship👍

    Predictably, Mercedes are whining like 2 year olds to get the result overturned and have had 3 appeals turned down so far. Did the Carry On team ever do a “carry on whinging”?!

  25. I bet those communal baths in the changing rooms have more spunk swirling around in them than Barrymore’s swimming pool.

  26. Personally, I cannot abide the game. It’s not a sport, it’s a business! Nothing more than tribalism as the imbeciles who pay a fortune to watch these overpaid cunts mincing around and pretend to be hurt, chant like braying donkeys then beat each other to pieces! I would rather go and watch some local team on a Sunday morning. At least they are there for the fun of playing!

  27. If you are born “Gay” then there is fuck all you can do about it. However, don,t try and pass it of as being normal. It isn’t !
    As well as being abnormal, it is both distasteful and offensive to normal people. It seems that normal people CAN be offended, but that freaks cannot.

    As for the rainbow marches. Self promotion is not the way to go. I much prefer the older ( and wiser ) way where you all hid what you were under a rock, behaved sensibly, and in FUCKING PRIVATE!

    Now piss off !

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