This has nothing to do with the dinghy invasion across the channel. Though that is a form of channeling I suppose.

No I mean ‘channelling’ in a mystical sense. Just read that Geri Horner was ‘channelling’ Marilyn Monroe in wearing a white dress at some awards bash And Amanda Holden was channelling her ‘legally blond’ in what she was wearing earlier this evening.

But I’ve also heard it used in psychobabble namely channeling one of your inner ‘selves’

I was singing ‘Suspicious Minds’ to myself earlier. Was I channelling my inner Elvis?

It is linked with ‘identify as’ I think. The same fracturing of the personality. The same fundamental attack on Personhood.

Sam Smith says he I mean they say they have more than one personality. So each day they decide (do they?’) which personality they are going to channel.?
Is that multi-personality disorder…? Who knows.

Maybe I have got that wrong. Hes ‘non-binary’ he says doesn’t he? I mean they say don’t they? Do they have one personality expressed sexually differently. Is that it? I ought to have looked this up.

Anyway, going back again to channelling someone famous. If you think back that was the hallmark of being a nutter someone claiming to be an historic figure like Napoleon or Jesus Christ.

Mediums (who I don’t like on principle) talk about ‘channelling’ the spirit of some dead relative? Yes that would be a strong influence on this new usage.

Really Geri wasn’t channelling Marilyn Monroe she was influenced by her. Or was paying homage to her with her dress.

Does this matter? Not much but I am seeing the word ‘channelling’ being used in this way and I don’t like it.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(More info here, probably – Day Admin: LiveScience News Link )

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As our followers are aware, the BBC is making a controversial drama telling the story of the horrendous sex predator Jimmy Savile. Thanks to our astrologer and medium Mystic Mug (preferential rates apply for IsAC subscribers), we are joined by no less than the ghost of Jimmy Savile himself to hear his views on this. Can you hear me Mr Savile?”.

“Goodness gracious, loud and clear young man *urgle urgle urgle*”.

“So how are you getting on over on the other side?”.

“Well well, now then now then, it’s hard goin’. I’ve been sentenced to ‘alf a million years in torment before a chance of redemption, so I spend me time with me ‘ead shoved in a bucket of pigshit while demons take turns at rammin’ a poker up me arse *urgle urgle*. Still, the food’s not bad, and as it ‘appens I’m on me tea break now”.

“So how do you feel about the BBC’s drama, with Steve Coogan playing you?”.

“Now then guys an’ gals, it’s nothin’ but a stab in the back. They’re lookin’ to cover their arses by dishin’ the dirt on me, after all the faithful service I gave ’em. Cunts. As for that twat Coogan, ‘ave a look at that picture with ‘im in that daft wig. Makes ‘im look like a fookin’ tranny”.

“Okay. But at least the Beeb has said that the stories of some of your victims will be heard”.

“Victims? Listen pal * urgle urgle*. I was a fookin’ huge star. The fanny threw itself at me. I mean, they were dressed and made up to the nines. How was I to know that one or two of ’em, well a few of ’em, okay most of ’em, weren’t of age? I’m the victim ‘ere. None of ’em ever said no”.

“Especially the corpses no doubt. But seriously, come on. YOU were a victim?”.

“Too right young man. My good nature was taken advantage of by all them young tarts. I keep tellin’ ’em that down ‘ere, but they won’t listen. Oh fook, there’s the bell. Back to it. Hey ‘old up lads, is that a fookin’ pineapple as it ‘appens? No no *urgle urgle* aaaarrrrrrrgh…”.

“Well I think that good taste dictates that we leave it there, other than to say that Old Nick has now well and truly fixed it for Jimmy. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Poetry by Sidelinesid

Dr Duff – In the Buff
Dr Duff- Hairy muff
Dr Duff – Cunt

Asst’ professor of Philosophy, and author of “A duty to resist: When disobedience should be uncivil.” couldn’t help her self-righteous arse from sticking her oar in when police offers were searching some spotty yoot. Dr Buff got herself cuffed and then decided to employ “passive resistance” by going floppy on the way to the meat wagon. She refused to give her name at the station and a strip search followed. Apparently this was a “very violating and humiliating experience” and left her with PSD that only a pay-out 9 years later could cure.

A time-wasting cunt who bates our public servants and demands the tax payer compensate them for the consequence of their own actions. She volunteered for all she got. If you don’t want the fuzz looking at your fuzz, get the fuck out their face when they are trying to do their job. Go back to your safe and cozy Uni where you are nicely insulated from the violent scum the police have to confront on our behalf to keep us safe and maybe write a new paper called “A duty to Assist: Disobedience in unnecessary”

Oh, and the teenager, who has not been named, was later found to have a six-inch knife in his sock in May 2013.

Nominated by: Sidelinesid

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Boris Johnson critics are Cunts.

I can’t understand all this shite being thrown at Boris just because of a little social gathering.Everyone knew what they were getting with Boris wen they voted Tory….a character different to the usual boring,staid professional politicians. It isn’t like he had a personality transplant when he became P.M…..he was always a “fly by the seat of your pants” celebrity-type politician who shamelessly plugged into the John Bull/Winston Churchill stereotype.

He is the man who got “Brexit” done and is steering us to the sunny uplands of a Great Britain that will again shit on Johnny Foreigner….and all this while successfully guiding us through the worst health crisis in living history.

Any minor “bumps in the road” are due to underlings who lack The Great Man’s vision and moral compass….personally, I’d tip Nelson’s statue off the top of that column and put Boris there instead.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Formula One is a cunt.

Sack Michael Masi or Lewis Hamilton may quit shouts the headline:

Daily Mail News Link

Here’s the thing though how many people quit watching F1 because of the woke fest it has become and the Hamilcunt in particular. The headline ought to say: “Hamilcunt to quit so try watching F1 again and enjoy the exciting finishes Michael Masi has ushered in without having to suffer any woke nonsense!”

Nominated by: Mikdys