Imagine a place where casual racism and sexism is not only expected, but also encouraged.
Where is this place? You may ask.
It’s not far from you and it is your local golf club.
I’m not talking about the municipal golf course.They will allow any riff raff in to play.
Your local private golf club is where you need to be. You can spend many, many happy hours there and not see a darkie. Peacefuls do not play golf either.
Unfortunately woman do.
It is recognised that they are hopeless at golf. They have their own, dedicated tees which make the course play a lot shorter and easier. But even then, they are rubbish at the game and they have a higher handicap allowance.
Golf courses have special women’s days. That way you can avoid that course and go and play at another.
Poofs and trannies do not play golf.
With the handicap system, average golfers can compete and enjoy a game with better golfers. Even the worst golfer will hit at least one shot in his round, usually by fluke, that even a tour professional would be proud of. Everyone goes home happy.
All golf clubs have captains.
They are not in that lofty position because of their playing ability.
They are generally late middle aged men who have not adopted woke attitudes.
Etiquette, good manners, fair play and correct attire are all enforced. Cheating is not allowed.
Loud coloured, ridiculous clothing is generally only worn by Americans. Smart casual is the order of the day.
Playing golf allows you to escape from the wife and family for hours on end. On holiday you can leave the wife on the beach with her book while you go to enjoy a course with like minded people.
Many golf courses are stunningly picturesque.
Playing golf keeps you fit and active.
To be any good at the game needs practice. There will be a driving range near you, and that driving range will have a bar.
You will rarely see women at practice facilities. They don’t bother as any hope of improvement is futile.
Golf courses all have bars too.
One where you can wear your sometimes muddy shoes, the stud bar. Often, another one for more formal wear. The formal bars will often have women in them, so are best avoided.
So there you have it.
Beautiful, landscaped areas. Free of ethnics, poofters and with few women.
An oasis where good manners and smart clothes are expected.
What’s not to like?
Nominated by: The Artful Cunter