You SHALL have a healthy diet!

WHO are at it again, knowing what’s best for us. Because we are too pigshit thick to realise, after years and fucking years of media, etc crowing on about it, that eating Big Macs several times a day isn’t healthy.

Guardian News Link

And because of this, because 20+ years of healthy eating education isn’t enough, we now have pending legislation to stop bogof, buy two, third free, etc, etc.

Why the fuck do these people interfere with our right to make a choice, and don’t give me that time worn argument about the strain on the NHS.

Spend the money on the NHS, instead of supporting and promoting this shite.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

The Cunt Cut

“If it looks like a cunt and it smells like a cunt then by golly it must be ……….”
(Old cuntsman’s proverb.)

An era can be be defined in many ways but for the social historian there can be none better than by The Hairstyle. In no particular order: Flapper’s Bob, The Adolf, Crew Cut, Beatle Cut, Afro, Perm, Duck’s Arse, En Brosse, Mullet……. Just say the name and you know where you are and if you had one you most likely are a cunt.

After the ‘20s, ‘30s jump to ‘50s, ‘60s, ‘70s, ‘80s and on but unfortunately hit the 2020s are you are not so much in an era, more in an old wank stain. A crimper’s creation for our times?

I give you the Cunt Cut. The latest style phenomenon being trialled in a certain swanky London salon, the name and location of which is strictly embargoed. Paddle his arse for a fortnight but this old queen’s lips are so totally sealed. In the meantime feed your ravenous style buds with that oh so ironic hair line cut on the bias to fake that oh so mischievous Bully Beef look. And we do so love fake do we not my dahlings?

You know me my dreamboats – If you got it then flaunt it I say. That piggy pink neck with a frisson of freckles? Be bold and show it. That dusting of acne with highly infectious impetigo scars? Chin up and give it to the world.

Bully Beef flaunting it:
Bully Beef Cut

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

”Priti Patel ‘must consult young Londoners’ over new Met Police chief”

MSN News Link

Or so a load of race baiting woke cunts in London are demanding. They also cite the case of that black sprinter cunt who was arrested and cuffed merely because she refused to stop for police officers. Not because she drove off. Because she is black innit.

And apparently: –
“Trust won’t be rebuilt overnight, but effective leadership is crucial to set the right tone needed to begin that process as a matter of urgency.”

They added: “In light of this, we would like a commitment that the recruitment process will involve people from black, Asian and minority ethnic communities who have experienced policing, and that their views will be considered and valued.”

Yes, the views of drug dealing, thieving knife artists must be taken into account because stop and search interferes with their activities.

Given London’s record of mayhem and murder I would suggest that Cressida’s Dick’s replacement was a zero tolerance disciplinarian. And there should also be figures published of offences by ethnicity.

But that would be racist, innit.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Today ( 2nd May) Blackburn became the first professional football club ( but definitely not the last ) to hold a celebration of Eid on their pitch.

Yes, several thousand Peacefuls turned up with their carpets and goat spunk curry to kiss the ground and stake a claim for Islam.

One cunt called Ahmed ( “recently arrived in this country” according to the report) declared that he now feels “part of the communidee”. Yeah, I bet he fucking does, the p*ncing cunt.

Blackburn have now been added to the list of clubs I hate. Fucking virtue signalling fucking stupid soft bastards.

Can’t do links Admin but I’m sure some clever cunt will help me out here. Many thanks in advance. Alan’s Snackbar!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

ITV News Link

Supporting Link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(I give you the faces of the future! – Day Admin)

Storm chasers are cunts. Large ones!

Just think about that for a second. Chasing…a fucking storm. Whats wrong with a bit of pre-pubescent playground British Bulldog if you want to chase something you fucking weapons.

Well one lot (three for the price of one) took on Mother Nature and clearly riled her, because they got a rather delicious comeuppance.

Death!

BBC News Link

(Greta will no doubt blame it on Climate Change! – Day Admin)

Don’t fuck with nature kids, and don’t try to “chase” a fucking storm, because 1. you cant win the race and 2. it tells the world you are indeed massive cunt.

Enjoy chasing storms in the next fucking dimension.

Twats.

Nominated by: GeneralZod