Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted the end of an era as the Last Dambuster George “Johnny” Johnson would be the next to sadly conk out.Johnson was 101.R.I.P.

On to Dead Pool 265

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)AnYone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Cumnock Cunt who correctly predicted the sad demise of Scottish Rugby Union and national great Doddie Weir.Weir was 52 and died following a 6 year battle with ALS.

On to Dead Pool 264

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Antone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has alrsady been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

Congratulations to lord Biryani who correctly predicted the sad demise of the legendary actor Leslie Phillips best known for his roles in the Carry on Films , The Navy Lark Harry Potter and much more.Phillips was 98 and died yesterday after a long illness.

On to Dead Pool 263

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other peoples picks from prior pools.No duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken.

5)Awards are awarded based on the time of announcement not necessarily time of death.

Conratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the demise of the Greek actress Irene Papas who died today aged 96 (Or 93 :sources differ) after a long battle with Alzheimers disease.She was best known for roles in Zobra the Greek and Guns of Navarone.She had a prolific career starring in around 70 fillms over a 50 year career.

On to Dead Pool 262:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are rewarded upon the timing of death announcements not necessarily chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Shackledragger who has won deadpool 260 by picking the celebrated indigenous Australian Actor and Musician Jack Charles who has died following a stroke aged 79.

Commiserations to Norman who picked Jean_Luc Godard who’s demise was just announced.Which died first Im not sure but Australia is many hours ahead.Hence why we have rule 5.

On to Dead Pool 261

The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and you can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless you have picked someone who has already beaten you to a pick.

5)Wins are rewarded based upon time of reporting not necessarily time of death.