Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has won Deadpool 340 by picking haulage firm founder Eddie Stobart Sr who has died aged 95.He died on November 25th but counts as per rule 5.Stobart had long stepped down from business operations handing over the reigns to Eddie Stobart Jr who sadly predeceased his father in 2011 aged 56 following a heart attack. The Stobart group was taken over by the Culina Group in 2021 with Stobart Sr`s fourth child William serving as Deputy Chief Executive.

On to Dead Pool 341

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 339 by picking the Mexican boxer Israel Vázquez who has died aged 46 following a short struggle with cancer.Vázquez was a 3 time Super Bantamweight champion.In his 15 year career which ended in 2010 he won 44 of 49 fights and memorably fought fellow Mexican Boxer Rafael Márquez a total of 4 times with both men winning 2 games.

On to Dead Pool 340

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratukations to CuntyMort who has hone ànd won Dead Pool 338 by picking Labour Titan and Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott who died yesterday in a care home from complications of alzheimers disease aged 86.Prescott was a Labour MP for 40 years and became deputy leader when Tony Blair took over as leader following the death of John Smith in 1994.He then became deputy Prime Minister for 19 years following the Labour landslide of 1997.He was known as 2 jags and later after admitting having an affair with his secretary 2 Shags.He will also be remembered for getting in a fight in 2001 after being hit by an egg on the campaign trail.

On to Dead Pool 339

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 337 by picking the veteran voice actress from the Archers June Spencer who has died at the ripe old age of 105 following a 79 long career .Spencer was the last original cast member of the Archers first appearing in the Pilot in 1950 and then from the Shows continuous start on New Years Day 1951.She appeared in the show on and off (but mostly on) over 72 years until retiring in 2022 aged 103 when she moved into a care home.She played former Landlady and former Socialist turned fierce Social Conservative Peggy Woolley (formerly Peggy Archer) for most of that time however had a 9 year break when she had children and her role was taken over by the late Thelma Rogers however Spencer returned to the role in 1962 for another 50 years.She played voiced Rita Flynn however during some of those years on the Programme. She is survived by her family who announced she died peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of this morning.Current editor of The Archers Jeremy Howe described her today as “The Queen of Ambridge” following news of her death.

On to Dead Pool 338

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted the death of the Scottish Comedienne Janey Godley (even though you spelt her name is Jane Godley I won`t be a pedantic cunt). Godley was 63 and died in a hospice in Scotland this morning following a 3 year battle with Ovarian Cancer. Known for her work on the Stand Up circuit she rose to fame by going to Trump`s golf course with the sign Trump is a cunt in 2016 and did voiceovers online of famous people particularly her fellow Scots most notably Nicola Sturgeon during Covid 19.She also made a cameo in Scottish Soap River City and was busy promoting her Not Dead Yet tour until she died. Godley was a strong supporter of woke causes and Scottish Independence and would regularly call people bigots online only for it to be discovered she herself had made racist comments in the past. She was awarded an honorary Doctorate from the University of Glasgow on her death bed just 2 days ago.She is survived by her husband of 44 years and her daughter.

On to Dead Pool 337

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.