Congratulations to Geordie Twatt who has won Dead Pool 346 by picking British Acting Royalty Joan Plowright who died in Denville Hall home for retired thespians yesterday aged 95.She was predeceased by her husband Sir Larry Olivier and is survived by 3 children.

On to Dead Pool 347

Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from the previiuspool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick is already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not always chronology of death.

Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who has won Deadpool 345 by picking Linda Nolan the Irish singer best known for being one of the Nolan Sisters group who died aged 65 this morning in hospital surrounded by family following a very long struggle against cancer.

On to Dead Pool 346

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 344 by picking the French far-right President of the National Front between 1972 and 2011 Jean Marie Le Pen who has died today aged 96.Le Pen served as a Member of the European Parliament a Member of the National Assembly.He came a distant second in the General Election of 2002 and was appointed honoury President of The National Front in 2011 upon his retirement, until 4 years later when he was expelled from the Party by his daughter and current party leader Marine Le Pen.He was also the Grandfather of Marion Marachel an MEP and well known figure in right wing French Politics.

On to Dead Pool 345

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to 20 Thousand Cunts Under The Sea who has won Deadpool 343 by picking Wayne Osmond the fourth oldest Osmond brother and second oldest brother in the band “The Osmonds” who has died aged 73.The Mormon family from Utah where massive in the 1970`s pop music scene.He retired in 2009 and is survived by his wife and 5 children.He has previosly surved a brain tumour diagnosois in 1997 and a stroke in 2012.

On to Dead Pool 344

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Medieval Ceiling Cat who has won Dead Pool 342 by picking Sounds of the 70s Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker who has died today aged 79 from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.He retired in October after a 58 year long career which started off at Radio Caroline and then moved to Radio before finally moving to Radio 2.He is survived by his second wife Tiggy and 2 children.

On to Dead Pool 343

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.