Dead Pool [338]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 337 by picking the veteran voice actress from the Archers June Spencer who has died at the ripe old age of 105 following a 79 long career .Spencer was the last original cast member of the Archers first appearing in the Pilot in 1950 and then from the Shows continuous start on New Years Day 1951.She appeared in the show on and off (but mostly on) over 72 years until retiring in 2022 aged 103 when she moved into a care home.She played former Landlady and former Socialist turned fierce Social Conservative Peggy Woolley (formerly Peggy Archer) for most of that time however had a 9 year break when she had children and her role was taken over by the late Thelma Rogers however Spencer returned to the role in 1962 for another 50 years.She played voiced Rita Flynn however during some of those years on the Programme. She is survived by her family who announced she died peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of this morning.Current editor of The Archers Jeremy Howe described her today as “The Queen of Ambridge” following news of her death.

On to Dead Pool 338

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Dead Pool [337]

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted the death of the Scottish Comedienne Janey Godley (even though you spelt her name is Jane Godley I won`t be a pedantic cunt). Godley was 63 and died in a hospice in Scotland this morning following a 3 year battle with Ovarian Cancer. Known for her work on the Stand Up circuit she rose to fame by going to Trump`s golf course with the sign Trump is a cunt in 2016 and did voiceovers online of famous people particularly her fellow Scots most notably Nicola Sturgeon during Covid 19.She also made a cameo in Scottish Soap River City and was busy promoting her Not Dead Yet tour until she died. Godley was a strong supporter of woke causes and Scottish Independence and would regularly call people bigots online only for it to be discovered she herself had made racist comments in the past. She was awarded an honorary Doctorate from the University of Glasgow on her death bed just 2 days ago.She is survived by her husband of 44 years and her daughter.

On to Dead Pool 337

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Dead Pool [336]

Congratulations to Georgie Twatt who has correctly predicted the very sad demise of the legendary British actress Dame Maggie Smith who died in the early hours of this morning in Hospital at the age of 89.She won the Best Actress Oscar for the Prime of Miss Jean Broadie in 1969 and Best Supporting Actress for California Suite in 1978.She was one of the few performers to win the coveted triple Crown of Acting.She received a total of five BAFTA awards , Four Emmy awards ,Three Golden Globes and a Tony as well as her 2 Oscars. Her Famous roles include Miss Bowers in Death on the Nile ,Reverend Mother in Sister Act ,Violet Crawley in Downtown Abbey , Miss Mary Shepherd in The Lady In The Van and Professor Minerva McGonagall in the Harry Potter Series. She is survived by 2 sons and 5 Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 336

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Dead Pool [335]

English racing driver Rupert Keegan, of the RAM Penthouse Rizla Racing team, August 1980. (Photo by Michael Putland/Getty Images)

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 334 by picking former Formula 1 racing driver Rupert Keegan who has died aged 69 in Tuscancany following a long illness with cancer.After winning the Formula 3 championship in 1976 he secured himself a place in Formula one the following year.He participated in a total of 37 races between 1977 and 1982 however failed to secure any championship points with his best result coming 7th in the 1977 Austrian Gran Prix.He raced under Surtees and Hesketh during his time. Regarded as a playboy with a reputation for being a self confessed “bad boy” who was once nicknamed “the next James Hunt” he went on to become a racing instructor and also competed in the Champion Auto Racing Teams in the United States.

On to Dead Pool 335

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Mo swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Dead Pool [334]

Congratulations to Silver Haired cunt who correctly predicted the death of the veteran actor Kenneth Cope who has died aged 93.Cope had a varied career starring in Coronation Street , the Carry On Films, Brookside and Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased).He died yesterday surrounded by his family.

On to Dead Pool 334

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Mo swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.