We have all seen the ‘reality’ programmes featuring these ginormous tubs of lard sprawled out on their re-enforced beds, wanting the world to feel sorry for them.
Firemen having to demolish walls so that a team of medical staff with the aid of an industrial hoist can get them into a specially manufactured ambulance and off to hospital.
The ‘reality’ for each of these fat fuckers is that on one day in the past they woke up and were completely unable to get out of their beds.
They subsequently shat themselves.
Anyone with even the smallest amount of self respect would be absolutely mortified and would vow that they would lose weight so that they are never in such an embarrassing situation again.
But these disgusting cunts wallow in their own foulage until a helper turns up to scrape the shit out of their huge arse cheeks and clean them up the best that they can.
Said helper is probably then dispatched to the cake shop to fetch a few boxes of breakfast.
The complete lack of self respect is astonishing.
They didn’t get to that stage quickly, they could have dieted at any time but decided not to.
I have no sympathy with them and I have no sympathy with their helpers who continue to clean and feed them.
The good news is that these horribly obeses cunts die young.
The bad news is for the pall bearers at their funerals.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Imran Khan has several things going against him: he’s a Parking Stanley, he’s a peaceful and he’s a cunt.

He is urging Islamic shitholes to boycott Western products if our countries don’t criminalise ‘insulting’ the prophet and to launch a trade war against countries that hide behind “freedom of speech”.

And he comes out with shit like: “They do not even love the prophets the way we do with our Holy Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him). Even, they are not attached to religion (the way we are). They will have to be made it understood.”

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/04/20/boycott-the-west-for-insulting-the-prophet-urges-pakistans-khan/

Imran Khan, if you want to boycott western goods go ahead. No cars, no planes, no trains, no mobile phones, no cancer hospitals in memory of your mother, no clean water, etc. What have Muslims ever invented other than jihad? That’s right, a big fat fucking zero.

Let’s do a trade deal Imran. We stop exporting our goods and services to you and you can stop exporting Parking Stanleys to us. Sounds like a great deal.

And as part of the deal we’ll send back your namesake Unhappy Richard (Sad Dick) Khan. Imran and Sad Dick – a proper pair of khants.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

..and seconded by: CuntyMort

FFS Islam rides again.

Now the Pakistani P.M Is kicking off over insulting their sky fairy, with the threat of world wide Islamic embargos.

Here you go Imran how’s about my solution, Just fuck off. If you want to play those games, No immigration to anywhere. Your goods banned as well.

While I’m at it just fuck off CUNT.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516043/Pakistan-PM-boasts-plan-Muslim-countries-force-blasphemy-laws-West-work.html

…and a very late entry from W.C, Boggs

IMRAN KHAN:

A gentle don’t take this the wrong way, comrade cunting, please, for the whacky Paki PM, who instructs the West not to “hurt the feelings” of Muslims around the world, but if we do, there will be trouble:

https://foxhole.news/2021/04/28/stop-hurting-the-feelings-of-muslims-pakistan-pm-tells-the-west/?fbclid=IwAR3VhGmuD1x0TqJVBNhrBMRqnqlLnssfxOgEGhNGUre3qy0jqWAgIO_BRZI

If we are guilty of hurting their feelings, they have hurt their victims far more than just feelings – but with death and missing limbs as well

I like a good plot in a book or film but I hate when people insist on telling it to you. My wife and mother-in-law just love to recount everything they can recall about some shit film or TV series they have been watching. My mother-in-law goes even further by telling us about meals she had 40 years earlier. “I had a fantastic steak in a restaurant in Sorrento in 1973. It came with stuffed mushrooms and a risotto and was cooked just the way I like it. The service was wonderful and the toilets were very clean.” Big deal!

Another irritating habit they have is to read bits of the newspaper out to each other at breakfast. As I am always up hours before them, have already eaten and read the rag, I know what it says so I don´t want to hear it again. Shut up both of you!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Seconded by: Jessum Priest

Mr. Polly. You sort of had something there, but kind of spoiled it by making it a rant about wife and MIL.

Try this. I hate it when someone recommends a book to me, I’m a big reader, then spoils it by telling me what it’s about, including the shock ending.

Utter, utter cunts.

I would like to nominate the Post Office for a total cunting, after they prosecuted members of their staff on the basis of a computer system that they knew was flawed 20 years ago.

A lady on my local news yesterday got 9 months , and her life is totally ruined, as was another lady who lost her husband exacerbated by the stress of it all.

PO investigations are therefore culpable cunts, and are probably failed wannabee detectives or retired ones with dementia. And don’t get me started on what must have been the don’t give a fuck defence lawyers, who totally failed their clients.

And all the PO offer is mealy mouthed crocodile tears and insincere apologies. The CEO of the PO which was once one of this great countries institutions, should immediately resign (but wont) .

I hope that those affected have the fight left , and the finances, to sue the cunts to the max. I would help crowdfund it . This will also go away quietly over the next few days as well, as its not a racist issue , and will not be a popular cause .

Not only that the PO haven’t delivered anything remotely useful to me in years . Probably because the part time casual , disinterested , lazy cunts they now employ , cant find my address so it ends up in a skip. Disgraceful cunts.

Another great British institution totally fucked over.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/04/23/post-office-scandal-39-former-subpostmasters-have-names-cleared/

(Link excellently provided by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt – NA)

Nominated by: thiscountryistotallyfucked

Seconded by: Lazybiscuits

The Post Office management

Today after years of people being fired/bankrupted and even topping themselves due to a massive IT fuckup the post office covered up, the courts finally decided what everyone knew all along it was an IT fuckup.

This stupid and greedy conspiracy that ruined the lives of postmasters all over the country is finally put to rest and I hope there’s a criminal trial for the cunts responsible. The sad part is this took fucking YEARS to even go to court despite clear evidence.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9502925/Post-Office-scandal-Dozens-staff-today-convictions-quashed.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357

.. and thirded by W.C.Boggs

A first c;ass special delivery cunting please for this greedy buck-toothed old hag.

In addition to being head of the Post Office at a time of monstrous injustices to Postmasters, being convicted of “crimes” that didn’t even happen, some of them serving prison sentences, just because the computer said no, the Poseeeeeeet Office lied about evidence to promote private prosecutions, which didn’t have to be overseen by the DPP’s office.:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56882496

It turns out that not only is this greedy old cunt a director of Dunhelm Mills, but also….. a fucking vicar/priest. clergyman (well, she looks a bit dykey).

After the now EX-postmasters/mistresses having been cleared of the false charges bought against them last week, old Harris-tweed knickers condescended to step down from her directorships, but she has also given up vicaring.

She ought perhaps to be appointed prison chaplain to whatever slammer she is sent to for conspiring to pervert the course of justice.

This ugly cunt is constantly complaining about men as if she could get a man in real life.

Starting with comedian David Cross who she accused of racism because he made a joke that she took offence to.

She then did the same thing to Marilyn Manson – apparently he called her a china man. Not hard to see why since she looks like a man!

Now she’s started on Seth Rogen, saying he and James Franco are paedophiles, as well as all white men.

Tell me why she can get annoyed at being called Chinese yet is happy to tar all white people with the same brush? Vile woman.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/mo6ts4/charlyne_yi_has_a_lot_to_say_about_white_men/

https://variety.com/2017/biz/news/david-cross-charlyne-yi-misremembers-racist-twitter-1202593667/

Nominated by: Alexandria-Ocuntsio